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Lol get fucking rekt Normo, thanks for lifting my spirits .

>>34093963
>normo
met a girl when I was 16 and ended up in a weird marriage, probably had less social contact than anyone my age

>>34093761
haha i love it when normalfags get what they deserve

>>34093736
its because youre a loser mate

birds of a feather.. something

>>34093736
basically me in school, cool people but never really got in my lane socially because of it.

>>34093654
>MGTOW is just a refuge for men's sexual failure.

If you're going to remove yourself from the gene pool could you do us non-failures a favour and kill yourself right now?

>>34093714
>>MGTOW is just a refuge for men's sexual failure.
this basically, you can twist and turn it all you want but it's just you trying to rationalize your failures with women

>>34093654
>There is not a single exception to this.
/r9k/ go and stay go
This is a post about oregano.

Well lately I have only eaten fruit, veggies, and granola because I find pretty much everything else pretty disgusting

So I guess some people would say that is an eating disorder

>>34093604
i dont eat breakfast, if i do it feels like im gonna chuck. no soda or candy for me

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A brother of mine refuses to lend me some of his plentiful oats. Soon will I perish.

>>34093549
>facts
>Opinions

Not that I'd expect a retard to understand the difference.

>>34093662
Ah, the cucks are gathering to serve as whiteknights to the poor opressed wymyn, should be good

>>34093773
Do you have some sort of buzzword quota you need to meet every hour or you'll die?

Are you going to answer with "what did he mean by this" now?

>>34093458
Grindr is your best option OP. I'm not even joking. There are some gays on there looking for a relationship. Yes most of them are looking for violent buttfuckings, but some are genuine people like you.

Also you don't have to set your face as your profile pic if you're concerned. Just send the people you're interested in a pic of your face.

>>34093675
Will that work? I once went on planet romeo, and only decent guy i've seen there who is in the same things as I said that if you contact him without having a face pic on profile he wont even consider you. I'm just worried some wont answer. Also thank you for answering me, I really appreciate it. If I don't put a face as profile pic, what should I put? Non-nude body pic?

>>34093458

If you're in university, see what social clubs are offered for homos. Grindr is good for hookups - I had some success on POF years ago.

Underrated posutto

help me learn the truth senpai

>>34093404
Please explain this, then.
>http://joedubs.com/music-of-the-spheres/

>>34093399

Men are better than women. I don't give a fuck if people sperg out at me for saying this, it's true. That's why everyone expects men to have our shit together and all women want a dominant traditional man. Even feminists say they want one despite them also saying they don't like traditional gender roles.

Men are superior to women and women especially know this.

>>34093468
>I don't give a fuck if people sperg out at me for saying this

I wonder if you currently am aware of where you are posting.

>>34093551

I've said this before on here and on /pol/ and had numerous people coming from out of the woodwork to sperg out at me. But it's the truth. It may not be nice, but it's reality, and women openly admit this now more than ever. Even feminists produly admit it, since they know there is nobody left to call them out on their own hypocrisy and arrogance. But it's the truth, that women know men are better than them and thus that's why women want a top-tier man.

>>34093363
had some. why?

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>>34093363
>Anyone robot ever here ever had a female friend?
No

>tfw best friend is also a KHV
>him and I have been friends for more than half our lives (since 4th grade)
>find ourselves finishing eachothers sentences and reading eachothers minds

we're not gay but if he was a chick I'd marry him

>>34093363

Yes. I had one but i was never though of her as anything more than a friend. Hope she is doing well.

Kys my downsyndromed fellow

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>>34093274
Not a whole lot atm family tbqhwydesu

He always looked like such a tool.

>>34093270
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>>34093270
Hey this is exactly what I want (even when our hands get sweaty from holding hands too long), but I'm just not into traps

sorry

>>34093270
you fresh from a breakup?

>>34093261
I haven't the emotional availability to be your friend, but I will think fondly of you

>>34093261
Sure anon.

Search for Lord Kvlt on Steam, assuming you have one.

>>34093261
here for u anon, what's up?

>tfw literally, LITERALLY, quintessentially, figuratively, proverbially, abstractly, literally nobody else on /r9k/ (or all of fucking 4chan) has ever been on SNRIs except for one other person and it wasn't even male
>nobody else can commiserate with me about the (lingering) sides for a medication I took as far back as 4 years ago, and stopped taking

please do not take antidepressants if you guys think you might have any other option (exercise)

>>34093190
Anti-depressants are fucking evil

>>34093284
Will my penis get better if I stop taking them? I cant live like this, I would rather use masturbation as a anti depressant than not be able to use my penis...

Just call an ambulance.

>>34093121
You don't have any acetaminophen or ibuprofen? Naproxen?

eat a orange, drink plenty of water, take vitamins if you have them, and lay in bed with some comfy music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i16YewJK1Ko

>>34093095
hollywood is run by jews
and i was tricked by jewish magic

>>34093095
yeah when i was a teen i thought i would meet some girl that appreciate me and wants to be with me just cause we are simmilar but nope.

>>34093095
I learned the truth at about age 4, when the girl I liked instead liked my chad friend. and my other friend prefered my chad friend over me.