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>in a class
>came in early today and the class before, sat in the hallway
>girl has sat next to me both times
>prettycute.jpg
>I fail to really make contact beyond saying "sure, go ahead" when she asked if she could set her stuff down there
>fucking swear I see her glancing at me in class
>out of curiosity and general autism look her up on Facebook
>all her pics are with a kid
>I have no way to confirm without adding her
MOTHERFUCKER
What should I do? Risk it and add her (despite us having met like twice) or let it be?
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>>34095044
Add her, and say "Wanna get pizza and make out?"
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>>34095115
This. Only Alpha way to go about it
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>>34095044
Just talk to her, don't add her before you've even fucking talked to her.
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>Yawn! Good morning, daddy. What's for breakfast? :3
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>>34094866
Sourdough toast with margarine. A roll with jam and a glass of milk. Eat it all up and then maybe a treat!
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all the eggs, child
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>>34094866
I'm in a 'tallcan of 211 and some cold pizza' kind of mood this morning, baby.
Who here /autism/ parents?
It feels like I've been sabotaged from the start. I am temporarily living with my father again (for a variety of reasons its more convenient) and he is the worst asspie you can imagine.
>Incompetent in the extreme and quick to temper because of that failure, examples:
>Carries cooked food long distances instead of bringing plates to the cooker and sperges everytime he inevitably drops something - like goes into a full rage rant like 'Fuck sake, fuck fuck fuck' and will be visibly irritant for minutes after.
>He took up classical guitar and hasn't progressed beyond starter songs in the 2 years he's been doing it. Every time I try to point out what he's doing wrong in his technique he just REEEEEEs and tells me 'I'm just doing what the fucking instructor told me' even though he's not even playing the right notes.
>Frequently loses things and has panic attacks which in a public setting are a nightmare, 'Where are my keys?' Where are my fucking keys?' - he howls this in car parks etc etc when people are looking.
>Insists on criticizing everybody's driving and suffers repeatedly from rage attacks whilst behind a vehicle which is fucking terrifying.
>Finds anything that requires the slightest complex thought 'Oh its too much for me', giving up before he's even made an attempt at it.
>No friends, everybody including other members of the family he has isolated because of this bizarre behavior. He has become intolerable to be around.
I have many more such green text stories, but how do I help him anons? I'm moving back out soon to another country but I can't stand to see him like this. If I could just get him to cope with the temper tantrums and anxiety which result from the most basic shit, I would feel a lot happier.
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>>34094840
baby are your parents retarded because you sure are special
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>>34094851
I keked thanks anon, that cheered me up.
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>>34094840
My dad is some kind of autist for sure.
>things have to be done specifically his way
>doesn't matter if there is an easier, more widely accepted way, it has to be like he wants it
>often stutters when he's angry
>can't control the volume of his voice
>cares too much about what other people think
What have YOU done to increase your value on the sexual market?
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I took myself off the market, so my value is like infinite because no one can have me.
>tfw rejecting one roastie after another
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>>34094790
Does it feel good to reject?
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If a woman can't handle me at my worst then why does she deserve me at my best.
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What if the aliens arive? 2017-01-12 08:32:29 Post No.34094724
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What if the aliens arive?
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>be you
>wake up tommorow to this
>turn on news, literally this in every major city
>what now?
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go to work as usual. hope some dumb hick doesnt go shooting at them until smart people figure out how to communicate and translate communications with them, then quarantine them so they don't spread some killer space disease which they have immunity, to earth which has no immunities and hope the plague doesn't spread too fast and kill people I like.
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>>34094724
>take a lot of acid
>meditate
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>>34094724
probably rob, rape and kill ayyyyyyyy
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>tfw I was arrested yestarday for being a predator
>tfw I was just walking home
>Some woman LITERALLY thought I was so ugly that I was planning to rape her
THATS IT. ITS BEEN A SHITTY RUN.GAME OVER.
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>>34094706
should have raped her and come clean
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>>34094706
How did this happen? What did the police say
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>>34094706
>Some woman LITERALLY thought I was so ugly that I was planning to rape her
Well, were you?
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Who /morbidlyobese here
Bout to hit the big 4-0
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At that point why the fuck would you even bother eating broccoli? It tastes like shit and you're gonna die at 35 anyway, might as well enjoy yourself
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>>34094700
not op but broccoli with cheese is fucking top tier
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that's nothing dude that's like a warm up plate to me
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What's your morning routine? 2017-01-12 08:28:29 Post No.34094641
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What's your morning routine?
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>wake up
>spend an hour on my phone before getting up
>go to the bathroom
>make breakfast
>eat breakfast while listening to podcast
>have morning fap after finishing breakfast
>finish my podcast
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>>34094641
>occasionally cry the second my conciousness boots up
>maybe stare out the window for half an hour
>get up
>make sandwich and coffee
>sit at computer and read /r9k/
What podcast, OP?
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FML
Before:
>wake up
>go back to snooze, while petting cat laying in bed
>Go up, turn on computer
>Grab something to drink
>Scroll for abit
>Vidya
>Animu
Repeat.
Now:
>Wake up 6:35
>sleept 6hours~
>Turn on coffe
>Shower 5min~ (love taking long showers)
>Barely got time to drink/eat
>Brush teeth in hurry
>Leave
>Back 12h later
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>>34094641
>wake up at 4:30
>immediately run or lift
>inhale protein straight from the cow
>meditate for 3 hours
>achieve moksha
>descend back down to this earthly hell
>rinse and repeat
Reply if you will never be in this situation.
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>>34094603
1. I'll never be that close with a woman
2. I don't wear tighty whiteys
What do I win?
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>>34094634
Honesty
oregano
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>>34094603
I will never be either party.
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Please tell me something uplifting. Everything is either pointless of depressing those days. What do you do when youre down except drugs or drinking?
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>>34094546
Bumb for aid my friends
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>>34094546
I have my own very specific routine. I have been down a lot in my life, so I just wait it out and let time pass. Not much you can do. Don't put yourself in bad situations and hope for the best.
I tried praying too, but I always had a feeling of my morale being sapped from me whenever I started the prayer. So I stopped doing that. Like a feeling of all hope leaving my body.
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>>34094961
Bumping for OP, oreganofuck.
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Why don't you poop in the shower? You'll be saving money on toilet paper and helping your colon by squatting to shit like humans are supposed to. It's more relaxing to dump while under a waterfall than sitting on a cold piece of plastic.
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Just try it one time.
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A shower with a shit-sized drain for easy waste disposal?
You may be onto a bazillion dollar idea.
Good luck man.
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I already do, feels gud mang
>What age did most people lose their virginity?
>First kiss?
>First GF?
No memes
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>>34094437
Got my first girlfriend at 10, first kiss at 10 and first sex at 10. I guess this turned me into the fucktard I am.
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>>34094437
First kiss was at 16. Lost virginity at 17
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I'm 26 and haven't done any of those things
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why isn't there a /uni/ thread up?
how's 2nd semester going robros?
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>starting next week
>pc has been broken so can't play vidya
>been watching videos of lectures on my phone
>they're all 100x better than the profs at my own uni
why can't we just do all this shit online and get tutoring if necessary. then it wouldn't cost fucking $20k a year, and we'd learn more from not getting stuck with """professors""" who are paid for research but don't know how to actually teach.
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>>34094419
I've come to notice that I've wasted like three months on nothing. I do nothing all day, I go to class in which I don't even listen nor take notes, come home and sleep, browse random shit, masturbate and then go back to sleep.
I'm not watching animu, nor playing vidya, nor playing games, nor watching shows, nothing. I don't feel like anything, I'm just chilling most of the time.
Not even unhappy, just noticed how I waste my time.
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I have a hell of alot more confidence taking on this semester than I did the last one. It's probably because I switched majors from Comp Sci to Business. I have more credits towards the latter than the former so this decision works towards my favor.
>tfw I was so smart in my intro to CS class that my professor recommended that I drop the course
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>2nd year of university
>not even attending classes because anxiety
>flunked everything in the past 2 years
>been lying to my parents telling them everything's fine for 2 years
I just came home from dorm and they keep questioning me. They want me to show them the results and stuff. What do I do?
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>>34094410
How about you suck it up and finish uni?
>muh, anxiety
You get fucking used to it. It becomes less and less anxious as you attend it more often.
grow up, it's your future we're talking about.
>Unless you're doing a shitty liberal arts degree.
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Run away from home. Live as a vagabond.
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>>34094475
Studying engineering. Worse than liberal arts.
My life was going just fine, but seeing those gutless YouTubers make so much money made me kinda give up. I guess the Jews defeated me.
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>he's over 25 and doesn't make at least $60,000
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>>34094417
you're still a europoor though
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>>34094376
>tfw 26 and make half that.
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>>34094376
all non-stem in a nutshell