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d-do I have worms guys?AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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when i look at that thumbnail i see half of wokaj's face in the shit
really makes me think
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>>34096757
I had worms as a kid. If you had them, you'd know it. Having one twitch about your cornhole is a very unpleasant sensation. Especially since your reaction is to immediately scratch or or try to get it out.
>after 10 minutes of nothing
>"m-maybe it wasn't a worm. Maybe it was just an itch."
>go sit down and do whatever you were doing
>*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
>"NOOOOOO!"
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no, faggot
it just seems like you wanted an excuse to show everyone your shit
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I love people who use XD
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>feelio when XD is already no longer really a thing
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>>34096717
My friend son is autistic.
He always has that look on his face like "WAAAAAAAH, THIS ISN'T WHAT I SUPER SPECIFICALLY WANTED, REEEEE!!"
I always whisper "You're fucking autistic" around him.
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DUDE WEED LMAO XD
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Have you ever been fired from a job?
Happened today:
>sitting at my desk, bored as fuck
>hot girl behind me leaves her desk
>go to her phone to see if it's unlocked to search for nudes
>it's locked
>1 hour later boss says he needs to talk to me
>someone told him that I was messing with her phone
>they take my badge, get sent home (escorted out of building due to protocol)
>tell me they'll call me tomorrow morning to tell me if I still have a job
fuck my life. After 9 months of searching for a job I fuck it up.
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Where do you work that that would get you fired? at my job we literally hide each others phones
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>>34096832
Breach of privacy, respect for co-workers, etc.
They thought I wanted to steal it so I told my boss I had a crush on her and just wanted to see a picture. Not sure if fired yet but probably will be.
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>>34096917
>I told my boss I had a crush on her and just wanted to see a picture.
Great job they probably think your some sex offender now
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>she waits twelve hours to reply
>chad is unzipping her fly
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>>34096686
>she says that you're her best friend
>chad puts it in her rear end
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>you are now in utter shock
>for you know now that she sucks cock
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>she texts "can i see your answers for the homework"
>shes sitting in front of chad doing a naked twerk
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Imoutos: The Imouto strikes back! 2017-01-12 10:06:33 Post No.34096644
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Imoutos: The Imouto strikes back!
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Nii-chan....I am yoursister
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Who needs gfs when you can have an imouto?
Or better yet, have your imouto be your gf
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>>34096735
Sounds like someone doesn't have a sister to hug
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>>34096735
>encouraged
Can you into English
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How big is your mom's butt?
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my mom is a pancake
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>>34096661
How is that even possible dude?
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That pic hit me right in benis
>tfw no MILF fuck buddy who buys me drinks and food
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>tfw no hosier bf
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>>34096604
Hoosiers are shit and your state is shit. Fuck off Indiana normalfag.
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by me gf
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>>34096629
Every state except for Georgia, Oregon, Ohio, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, and California is shit.
t. Hoosier
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>"No. I'll take my coffee black, thank you."
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>>34096569
I don't wanna get fat.
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>>34096569
>Drinking coffee at all
It's liquefied autism
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For me its the mcchicken the best fast food sandwich
>tfw muted for 2 seconds
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First Snow of The Year Edition
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Wiganfag here, is this the only place in the bastard country where it hasnt snowed?
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>tfw got BTFO by rain on the way to work today
>tfw will get BTFO by snow tomorrow
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I never really gave up on
Breaking out of this two-star town
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Guys how do I stop accidentally staring at young girls when I go to the mall?
I go to this mall everyday and the guards are starting to get suspicious. One parent has already complained about me staring at her child.
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>>34096519
You know how your nervous system controls the muscles that direct your eyes? And how your conscious mind controls, for the most part, the muscular movements? Use it to keep your eyes fixed on other things.
I mainly just stare at the floor to avoid creeping people out by accidentally looking into their eyes on the rare occasion I actually go out.
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>>34096519
Lurk /tv/ for a while
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>>34096567
>Use it to keep your eyes fixed on other things.
Easier said than done, especially when there's a hot beautiful 10-year-old girl smiling at me innocently.
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Anyone else 25+ and drinking alone?
Tell me about your life anon
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24 so close. I prefer it over going out with people. If I do go out to drink with people, I hate it. I don't like it when people get happy drunk-it is annoying.
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24, but I'll be there as soon as I get off work. Currently wasting the last half hour shitposting in the bathroom
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Sipping whiskey, watching movies and doing nothing with my life but at peace with the world currently
Been drinking every day for 3 weeks now
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have any of you faggots ever thought that what you need is some more mental toughness?
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>>34096495
>get bullied to the point where you just don't say anything or engage others at all
>manage to never 'blow up' or 'just lose it' despite all the "watch out before anon goes columbine" comments
I think I am already very mentally tough, neighborino.
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>>34096495
I'm already a fortress inside m8
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>>34096559
and you think that's going to make you successful?
that's not tough. you realized you could never be alpha so you quit trying to be a normal person.
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suicide and a cop call 2017-01-12 09:50:19 Post No.34096318
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green text time.
>be me
>19, have a gf thats 24
>been dating for 3 years.
>im a loser with clinical depression.
>i have no job.
>sometimes make money from my logos or art and did murals for a while.
>but not enough confidence to keep persuing.
>weve broke up in the past cause of drugs, and other shit.
>2 nights ago we had an arugment about how im on the road to nowhere,
>text her all day yesterday. no reply.
>text her today she answers. says this long thing on how she cant keep doing this.
>told her to call it how it is. tell me im a loser and your giving up on me dont sugar coat it.
>she denies it.
>at this point being ignored for a day and a half really fucking gets my blood boiling.
>broke my door down and some other shit around the house.
>tell her im gonna killmyself and when she gets a phone call from my mom tomorrow i want u to know its because of you.
>im calling the police.
>im a criminal of some sorts nothing creepy.
> try hiding all my shit thinking cops are coming. >take a bunch of shit downstairs.
>mom sister grandmother walks in.
>i yell get granny the fuck out of the house the cops are coming for me.
>cops never came.
>mom talked tp gf.
>mom gave me sometime of relaxing pill
>mfw the pill got me feeling more depressed
>mfw im back at my house alone wanting to finally killmyself
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thanks for replyng. bye bro bots.... its been real
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>>34096318
You should not do that got lots to live for
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Nigger how are you depressed when you got a girl who will swallow your cum ON COMMAND.
I'd be king of the fucking world if I had a gf.
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Women are so shallow. I lost 30 kg [~66lbs for you americans] in the last year. I lost my whole interest in vidya and had nothing to do. I just went to the gym every second day and trained. I fell from 110kg to 80 kg, the chance is incredible but I'm not happy. You want to know why?
It showed me how shallow this world is. I had women coming to me and asking me if I'm new to the gym, random signs of attraction and random smiling at me. Asking me to help them, where I'm from, some even randomly asked if I would like to hang out with them somethiems. Sometimes think that some chicks follow me in the gym and do the workouts before me just to show me their bodies. I never had this happen back when I was a fat fag. Chicks I don't know add me in facebook and start chatting me up, WTF.
I started to work as a waiter in a pub. Well I had to, the pay is very good and I have no real qualifactions for a good job. But guys, this job completly awakened me. I had girls tipp me huge amount of money and saying stuff like "my girlfriend thinks you are cute", "wow you have a hot ass", "are you single" shit like that. Why did they never chat me up while I was fat? Now the next thing I will tell is so unbelievable you will think I'm bullshitting you. A 10/10 black hair blue eyes pale goddess asked me after drinking some beers If I want to join her later this night. I had time but I said I have to work whole night. She tipped me very well and wrote her number on the bill. WTF IS THIS. I'm 24 now, 24 fucking years I lived without any sexual interest from women, and now just because I changed my body shape they magically are nice now. How the fuck can you treat people better just because of their bodies. This is making my blood boil, I hate normies now more than ever, the worst thing is that people are trying to change me into a fucking normie. "Come hang out with us, dude" FUCK OFF NORMIES I WILL NEVER CHANGE
You are my brothers, I won't leave you r9k. I'm now an awakened robo.
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Show me that hot body, OP.
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>>34096272
>Having the chance to Bang Hot Roasties and discard them but refusing, because you're too Awoken
You truly are autistic anon, Congrats
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Wow, who would've thought, people like aesthetically pleasing things. Fucking more news at 11.
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>5'3"
If there is a god, he is a cruel god
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Its ok if you don't believe in god, god believes in you : ^ )
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Do the manlet surgery thing
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>>34096236
>not wearing platform shoes