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threshold of maturity is a meme
there are only capacities for repeatable behaviors
acceptance of this fact makes me more mature than everyone on earth, btw

REALIZE THAT EVERYONE HERE IS IN A CELL. HERE YOU CANNOT GROW UP . ANYWAY WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

>>34100764
The average age on this board is like 19.

>>34100737

Put actual concrete skills (knowledge of specific programing languages, computer programs, can do heavy lifting, etc.) and avoid vague objectives (saying you're enthusiastic and innovative or shit like that).

>>34100826
I have basic html and python knowledge which is good. And photo/video editing shit. Should I put that I play guitar and shit on there

>>34100737
all the computer programs you know. any technical specifications you know how to comply with (e.g. the rules of civil procedure / evidence). other languages you speak.

hit up >>>/biz/ if you don't already.

>>34100655

Better have a job lined up and maybe two months saved rent saved in advance. Shit's not cheap, yo

>>34100655
just be yourself. also rich. be rich.

>>34100724
How can I find a job there when I'm across the country without any special skills? I know it's expensive but I want to get roommates or even share a room.

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>>34100642
I've seen that shit before, but this time it really through me for a loop. Op you are a bastard

>>34100642

>Half asleep one night
>Drifting in and out of consciousness because my nose is congested
>Suddenly hear a loud bang
>Sounded like someone fired a shotgun off inside my room
>turns out lightning struck right next to my house
>Spent the next 30 minutes with my heart pounding out of my chest
>don't remember if I got any sleep that night

And now I have a phobia of thunderstorms.

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>>34100642
Yep.

>15 yro
>sitting on train omw home from school
>suddenly get really tired
>like really fucking tired
>drag my feet towards my home from the station, on the verge of passing out because of this sudden exhaustion
>get home and hop on to my bed and fall asleep almost instantly
>wake up several hours later
>bad case of cottonmouth, head towards the kitchen to get some water
>take a glass and start to fill with water
>wake up, suddenly i'm in my bed again
>wtf - must have been a dream
>leave bed again and head towards the kitchen
>open cabinet and grab a glass
>wake up in bed again
>seriously confused now
>slowly leave bed, unsure of awake or still dreaming
>pinch self
>ouch
>okay i'm awake now
>head into nearby bathroom and turn on the tap
>look into mirror
>there is something behind me
>OMFGBLACKHOODEDDEMONTHINGWITHOUTFACESTANDINGRIGHTBEHINDME
>cant move, completely paralyzed
>stare at demon thing for what feels like an enternity, neither of us move
>suddenly it grabs my shoulder
>wake up in bed again
>heart beating like crazy, sweating like a motherfunker
>WTFISHAPPENING
>grab my phone and call mom
>beep...beep, Suddenly the loudest fucking BEEP comes, my right ear feels like it exploded and all i can hear is a very loud ringing noise
>fall to the floor holding my ear
>wake up in bed again
>wtf i cant move
>eyes focused on the door
>hear footsteps comming up the stairs
>fucking demon thing enters
>still cant move, my chest is hurting bc heart going crazy
>demon slides towards me and gets on top of me
>"This is your last chance anon"
>begins choking me, can't breathe and panic
>bed begins to fall into oblivion
>falling faster and faster, still cant breathe bc being choked
>wake up and litterarly fly out of bed
>sweaty as fuck, pissed all over the bed
>trying to catch my breath
>sit still in bed for almost 10 minutes, absolutely terrified
>get out of bed and slowly move towards the kitchen
>actually awake

>>34100579
>"HAN, MI BOOGI, NAJA WADA BOJUUUDA..."
>'W-what?'
>"BRING ME CAPTAIN SOLO AND THE WOOKIE!"

>>34100579

THICC as fuck would inseminate

>>34100626
NIPPLE PINCHY

>>34100574
what is this new speak?

>sometimes i feel so (can't describe extra right now) and do a smokey eye (eye shadow?) and false eye lashes just to cash people out (cashier) at sears for a few hours

how'd i do

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>>34100574
I won't sink to her levels of degeneracy.

>>34100559
Always high pitched and screamed.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14A20LCaLuM

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>>34100559
>he doesn't know how to rooooo

>>34100549
Plenty. Your fault for not expanding your horizons and discovering good music.

>>34100549
Whats your time frame for modern?

>>34100549
Obviously. You just have to look for more than five seconds.

>>34100548
4.8 inches reporting in. I'd consider it if I had the money. Would need reassurance that my dick wouldn't fall off tho.

why tho, you will never have sex anyway

I get facial surgery done first unless you're alreafy normie enough to get girls

>>34100487
I'm not her boyfriend you katana swinging cuck

Killing them wont solve anything anon. Work to improve urself so u can become better and move on!!!

>>34100487
Do it. Stream it. For once in your pathetic robot life, be brave.

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>>34100416
I SAID GET COZY FUCKING DAMIT

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Even Gondola is /comfy/

I'd like to see some comfy settings accompanied by comfy descriptions, lads.

why don't you just post more Sulli?

>>34100385
Go for the movie.

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>>34100399
I can certainly oblige for the time being.
>>34100429
What movie would you recommend? I haven't seen many except for quite a bit of the robot core.

This is retarded even by robot bait standards

>>34100331
t. beta loser who feels grateful when a roastie cunt graces him with her presence

Fuck off queer

>>34100331
>hurr hurr women are real people too

Idiot

>>34100207
You are the protagonist by definition.

Maybe your habits are the antagonist.

Maybe you consider yourself an antihero.

>>34100207
if the novel is about me i cannot be the antagonist you fucking retard

>>34100207
whoa duded so fucking deep
*hits bong*

>>34100189
How could you possibly fuck that up??

>>34100231
the noodles are soggy and I can at least stomach the taste. The vegetables started burning at the bottom so i took it out but then the rest were still almost frozen. i already mixed both so fuck my shit up

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>>34100274
don't worry anon you will learn