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>it's going to take me 75 hours to download a 17 GB PS4 game update

Who /slowinternet/ here

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One of these bastards in the fridge is the best thing I can think of when it comes to candy. Especially because of the texture.

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*Message recorded at 15:48*
Hey, John, it's Bill from Monetary, I just wanted to call you you to inform you you on a few things to keep you updated on what's going on. I just got word from the DM that the quarterly report you're working on had it's due date pushed back two days, so you have more time to work on that. I know you've been stressing out on that. I also wanted to call you to let you know that the microwave in break room 3 has a problem with it's magnetron or something... it starts making a weird smell after being used for a while, so uh, if you need to use it, make sure that you only use it for like 30 seconds or less. It might be a few days before the Boss gets around to replacing it. You know how he is about spending... That's about it for now. I'll try to keep you updated on how things are going in our department as well. I can't believe I got moved to the other side of the building... Anyway, I've gotta get going. These paychecks aren't going to fill themselves out, right? I'll talk to you after work.
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Robots, I'm curious: what made you fail at it, and what one thing you genuinely regret?

For me, as an only kid, my mother kept treating me like I was a frail sick child all through my late adolescence. My dad was distant and let my mother raise me.

Basically my mom wanted to control all my relationships and basically never wanted me to go out. She established an environment where it was best for me to not talk to anyone that wasn't my parents. She was also very physically abusive, countless were the nights where I ended up bruised up in my room crying like a little bitch.

Because of the constant stress, I ended up with a very fucking visible chronic skin disease for life.

The only people that were supposed to be there for me (because I didn't have and still no have real friends) were distant, authoritative and abusive. I ended up being socially awkward and distant. To this day, I don't consider anyone my friend, and I don't trust anyone. I do have "acquaintances" that I frequent on the weekends.

I tried to move on, and I probably just did (moved out of parents house, decent position in a big corp and I'm just 22), but the pain is there and it can't go away, it can be ignored for days or weeks but it returns.

Everyday I rejoice over the idea of knowing that I can just kill myself whenever I want (if I ever get the balls).

Also I'm mildly high and I probably shed a tear or two while writing this.

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Just made this cool new trip. Gonna try shitposting here for a few days. Feel free to tell me how I'm doing, thanks.

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who /nostalgia/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nqWwV2kn7Y

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Why do robots hate black women? They're the closest thing to a fembot. The only ones mistreated badly enough by lady luck to sort of compete with you. Shouldn't they be your kin?

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>One person in the world dies by suicide every 40 seconds

really makes you think

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Post a pic that describes your personality

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Little sister is getting a doggo tomorrow.

Will this help cure my depression?

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My mom breastfed me until I was about five or six in private, we would also take showers together. Sometimes I grab her butt and she let's me get away it, I also like smelling her panties when she's gone.

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This thread is for failed normies who need to talk to someone.
Reply with:
>age
>what you rate your appearance out of 10
>personality
>hobbies/what you spend your time doing
>mental illnesses
>throwaway (or wait until you get a (You))
>what you want from a friend

hopefully we can find someone to distract us from our loneliness

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Vargposting is the bestposting.
Discuss.

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Hey fellas, when are we gonna get q t pi computer waifus?

I am sick and tired of tfwnogf.

I need something to fill what's missing in my life before I hang myself. I want my voice waifu now god dammit.

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>qt black girl at mcdonald's said "you're really cute" when i ordered food last month
>qt black girl gave me free guac at chipotle today

should i just give up on girls of other races and just focus on dating black girls? i'm asian and white. do i stand a chance? anyone got some good amwf porn?