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bumping because I have literally nobody

>>34104598
At least you can have kids man. My ex would say all that shit to me but after a few months of sex almost every day and still no pregnancy I found out that I can't have kids.

>>34104598
Happened to me anon, Except we broke up the week of Christmas. Dont worry, it gets better.. not really contemplating how to kill myself.

>>34104573
Even your brains given up

>>34104573
I wish mine would disappear. I invented it out of want for someone to talk to in high school, where it was just a slightly more sophisticated voice given to my feelings of inadequacy and a convenient way to hate myself without being depressed by separating my self into two entities.

Now it's the voice of every self-loathing, self-hating, thought that bombards my mind as well as the source of every brutal reminder of my ineptitude and inexperience in reality that comes whenever I start having ridiculously unreal hopes and fantasies. The thing, for all the shitnit talks, it's still the same person as I am, so it almost never actually offers helpful suggestions because it can't. Just Two sides of the same coin.

The worst part of this is that I can no longer tell if My mind is just developing this on it's own or if I'm just making this fragmentation happen out of boredom and loneliness. I don't even know what would be worse anymore.

>>34104743
I did this with images instead of voices
They were really cool at first but I got really hateful/self-hateful and dumped it all on it

It's fucked because it contributes to my own downward spiral. Instead of reassurance I get more bullshit from another part of me that looks so realistic I sometimes even think it isn't a part of me.

Being cohesive is awesome, the tulpa meme sucks.

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Just buy a rope and hang yourself from the fan

>>34104571
>manager overtly insults
Stop right there. If there's an HR department, you need to have a talk with them.
What are you doing to creep people out?

>>34104611
Dubs show the path

>>34104502
I know that feel. But then I fugged a prostitute in LA when I turned 18, so...

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>20
Don't depress me.

>>34104932
How much does that really count for, hmm? That you couldn't do it normally with someone you at least feel moderate affection for so you have to go find a hooker, to whom the act would have about as meaning and passion as any other job, and your just another customer of many. Doesn't that feel...degrading, humiliating, depressing?

>>34104494
Let me eat your ass out

put your keys and your gay fucking chains in your pockets you massive flaming faggot.
i wasn't even aware people still did dumb ass shit like that holy fuck

>>34104513
i'd smack you upside the head irl, kiddo. also no

>>34104292
I mean, no argument here.

Our purpose is to have a family and be the patriarch of that family.

If we can't have that, we're basically skin sacks.

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>>34104292
>gf is awkward girl but she loves me, we grow apart, she hangs out with her friends more, I hang out with mine, nothing in common live together
>slowly spiral into depression and drug abuse, don't let it show
>act cocky and confident like I don't care
>girl and my friend group and I become close friends
>at first I was just seeing if she actually was attracted to me, then I fell hard for her
>cheat on gf, can't leave gf because I am torn
>friend goes her own way when I don't decide fast enough,
>I break up with gf a month later need to be alone
>see friend all the time at school, we talk just as easily as before
>she has a boyfriend now
>block her on everything, not going to talk to her anymore, I hope she is happy but it hurts too much for me to stay friends
>ex still talks to me, love her but don't have the same feeling that I did talking to my friend.

Both these girls were strange, not normies.

I am about to graduate. It will make it harder to meet people. stacys are sometimes attracted to me, but I don't have a connection to a lot of them or they think I'm strange end up going our own ways. Basic girls just think I'm weird because I'm shy at first or they see me fucked up and they just make fun of me.

Realize time is actually passing really fast. Realize that I fucked up that relationship with the only two girls that I had a deep connection for, my ex-gf will never look at me the same because I cheated. And my friend. My friend may have actually been the one girl, so easy to talk to, she makes me happy everytime I see her just to talk to her, so much in common. Now she is gone, and my relationship with my gf is damaged. No return, I shot my soul in the foot. I am completely alone now. Sure I will dive into work, make money to buy things and do shit, but I will be alone. I will literally be sucked into poker addiction.

>>34104628

Wrong thread, fuckhead.

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Burger King is the patricians choice of burgers.

BK Chicken Sandwich> The McChicken

>>34104337
>Burger King is the patrician choice
Their food tastes like crap. The one near my house was closed down by the Health Dep. because their sanitation was awful.

>>34104337
Burger King is the better restaurant, but McDonalds has better fries and McNuggets are magical. Sometimes you just need a Big Mac too.

>>34104271
Kidnapping is always an option.

I already did. Stay mad, faggots.

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>>34104271
DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tfw no attractive bf teach me place as a slut

>>34104500
Post face and ass and I'll consider it.

>tfw no modest and sweet boyfriend to love me and care for me and make me feel like a real girl

degradation mostly

>>34104150
you must be a woman

what man would need justification for cumming on a girl ANYWHERE

>>34104150
All men like boobs. It is simple.

>>34104133
where do you live that they shut off escort sites?

lets fucking riot

I was really hoping you had found your mom on an escort site and were asking us what to do.

How am I going to tell you to fuck your mom now?

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>>34104092
>Haven't had a job either after I got verbally assaulted and threatened by Bernie-bot communists at my place of employment and had to quit.

hahahahahahaahhahahaaaaa AHGAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>34104092
>I'm a /pol/ack
There's your problem. Stop being a delusional authoritarian cuck. Things get exponentially better from there.

>>34104149
>authoritarian
I'm an anarchist.

Are these niggas aliens?

niggas look like the mr rodgers puppets.

>>34104051

They're getting pretty old these days though.

>>34104040
>I didn't get my dry mouth treated sooner
Why live if you can't even eat tendies anymore?

>>34104040
Why do you regret it? Did you catch something from it? Was she just nasty? We're you particularly bad at it and it was a waste of time for both of you?

>I raided my moms and sisters panty drawers as a teenager

>>34103962
>margarine

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>>34103962
Way to go, just don't drive yourself nuts and than eat a 5000 calorie mcmeal. Try protein bars, a little pricy but hold down appetite pretty good for few calories. Maybe before your gym session.

>>34103962
Don't starve yourself too much. What you should do is find out how many calories you were normally consuming and eat slightly less. Reduce calories as you progress.

Going too hard will cause you to crash and relapse.