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> storm is shaking the house and making the shutters rattle
> no bf to be comfy with
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god has no patience for faggots
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>>34105123
hope the storm destroys your house fag boy
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>>34105274
Rolling for this fag boy
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>finally start talking to qt 3.14
>hit it off and things are going smoothly; she likes memes
>school chad dies
>everyone in tears even people who have absolutely no clue who he was or what type of person he was
>after a day of everyone sobbing recurve this
>tfw chad can cuck you from beyond the grave
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>>34105119
>jokingly cum in my puss
whatt'a joker ;D
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> she likes memes
Utter trash, drop her immediately.
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>>34105119
>she likes memes
fucking disgusting, unless and probably you are an underage edglefuckinglord
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Hi anon, daily reminder that this is his women pick their potential male.
What's your position on this diagram?
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>>34105034
Why is nerd bad?
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i guess i'm gay now
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lol this isn't original ofc
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So the red is the ideal?
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>spend three days talking to girl on tinder
>make plans to meet up and get a drink
>I cancel last minute even though I desperately want to go
This is AvPD right? When should I kill myself?
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>>34105023
welcome to the original club
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>>34105116
when will the ride ever end? I just want some human contact.
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anyone do something similar? Please respond.
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You're walking to the TENDIES store and she bumps into you , what, do?
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>>34105011
i get thrown back 15 feet into the air, into the oncoming traffic, get hit by a bus, die instantly but the last person to touch me was Taylor Swift so i leave my body with a smile on my face.
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When did christmas come this early?
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>>34105011
Tell it "Watch where you're fucking going, Hedwig."
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I'm richer than this guy how do I get a girl of this quality wtf I thought money was all that mattered but I can't even imagine a situation where I would meet someone this good
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>>34105008
>that armpit
He's attractive. Are you?
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post on social media how rich you are
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>>34105008
His dad just died so he has a huge inheritance coming. Are you sure you are richer?
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Could someone please explain in elaborate detail how one goes about shitting in a public stall?
I don't fucking understand
What kind of bathroom chad just walks into a public washroom and just shits right there
It boggles my fucking mind
How do you even use public washroom toilet paper? It's like newspaper it's impossible to wipe your ass
Please respond I'm literally retarded and you guys are my only friends
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>>34104968
I haven't shat in a public restroom since like, 2001.
Even then it was inside of a Longs Department store.
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>>34104968
M8, there are situations where you can not NOT shit in a public bathroom.
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>>34104968
You have to wean yourself off having living conditions that aren't africa tier
Oh also, cover the seat in literally 10000 feet of toilet paper to really dial up the waste created by the joos toilet paper
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Is tulpa shit real? I'm pretty sure all tulpamancers are just lonely guys who self-induced schizophrenia or had schizophrenia in the first place.
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>>34104958
Tulpas are nothing more than self-induced schizophrenia.
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>>34104998
I already have schizophrenia I guess I am half way to achieving a tulpa?
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no, it's a meme and you're falling for it
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/creatures of the night/ 2017-01-13 04:30:53 Post No.34104954
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I work night shifts security alone and have no human contact at all (other than my parents).
I sleep during the day and when I have my days off, I wander around the streets gazing at the moon. Around streets, corners, cemeteries, parks like a vagabond.
I think I might be a vampire or a ghost or something. I'm not sure I even exist
I wonder how many more years of this darkness do I have to live through
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sounds like a pretty good job
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>>34104954
>Twilight: Faggot Edition - The Anon'ing Begins
Yeah, you're a regular nosferatu there, paul blart.
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>>34105169
it's a night porter position at a very small hotel
People told me that it's haunted when I started working here so I get a little spooked sometimes, especially when I smoke weed
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HOLY SHIT
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>be me
>in university, (parents can afford, yay!)
>see attractive girl
>look at her a lot, when she looks i try(and fail) to look away quickly
>please kek, give me an attractive gf and let me finally be successful
>one day I notice something
>she looks at me a lot without me looking at her
>itshappening.png
>plan out where I go so that she "randomly" sees me walking by a lot
>want to actually talk to her but can't due to nervousness
>50% sure she likes me
What do I do now?
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Why are you even here Chad?
Oregano dksowo
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unless you're a stupidly hot, you're mistaken. you're probably socially inept and are deluding yourself to believing all these things. she's either not that attractive, or more likely not looking at/for you. don't meant to burst your bubble anon, but i'd rather do that than have you sperg over her
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>>34105892
Stop being a bitch for five seconds.
Don't give up hope OP. Girls tend to look more at people whom they adore.
I'm glad you could make it Uther
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Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the prince, but I'm still your supirior as a paladin.
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>>34105022
>superior
hope to be originally good at spelling one day
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hay guise whazz up?!?!?
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Asked /adv/, no help
Can you grow a beard by putting Minoxidil on your face?
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>>34104845
How fucking old are? If you're 18+ how can you not grow a beard?
I grew a full beard in highschool @ age 17 for fuck sakes.
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>>34104930
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>If you're 18+ how can you not grow a beard?
its all genetics man, some people grow beards others not.
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>>34104845
y tho?
just b urself
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>yfw females actually think this way
Dicklets and manlets why live?
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>>34104802
Is she implying she's disappointed with any man shorter than 6'5"?
Does she realize that's well over 95% of the adult male population?
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>tfw the smallest penis on all of 4chan
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Haha yes fellow woman, I do also find it disappointing when I take my pick of 10 attractive guys then he happens to have a small penis! What a disappointment!
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How often am I meant to wash bedding? 2017-01-13 04:20:42 Post No.34104763
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How often am I meant to wash bedding?
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I have asked elsewhere but want to ask u guys.
I haven't washed my pillow case or doonah cover for at least 2-3 years. The pillows inside the case I have had 5-10 without washing same with the doonah.
Is this bad for my health? I think its making my skin bad which is something I actually care about because I like the look of clean skin.
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>>34104763
I usually change mine every other month, pillow cases slightly more often.
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your bed probably smells like ass.Nasty ass motherfucka
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>>34104822
I like the smell of my bed but I wouldn't know if anyone else does
name me one (1) reason not to get a fat girl as practice-gf.
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there isn't one, just don't stay with one too long because they become psychotic
t. a normie that did that
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>>34104623
>practice gf
Rather have one as actual gf
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I want one as my wife instead