Photo edits thread
Ill start with one I did of myself.
>>34106002
A e s t h e t i c
O r I g I n a l p o s t I n g r i g h t n o w
>>34106002
It looks fucking stupid.
>>34106912
Well thanks anon. Appreciate the input.
he was acting weird so I snooped through his email.
I might of felt bad about invading his privacy but he disclosed a mental diagnoses I told him in confidence to the rest of my family.
>trusting people to keep their mouths shut
my mistake.
how is your life going downhill at the present moment?
intervention
over a mental illness?
>>34105968
Kill yourself to spite them.
>>34105968
Post email contents, remove names and stuff if you need to.
>build huge complexes
>composed of these tiny soundproofed cells >nothing but a floor to sleep on
>a hole to shit in
>and a shower right above it
>door locks on the inside
>ask homeless people to live in these things
>same model for prisoners
>only door is just plain locked
>give them smartphones and wifi
>track everything they do remotely
>cut off internet if they do stupid shit
thoughts?
>>34105929
wow what a great idea
i am going to bump this post so other people can see it
>>34106098
i agree
i too am going to bump this post so other people can see it
>>34106344
I will defeat sandniggers, even if it takes me to kill sandnigger
After reading the text for the Kama Sutra have come up with a plan to increase girth using the common paper wasp. burgundy body with alternating yellowand burgundy striped tail, see Ohio university web site for pictures. To catch and manipulate the wasps I use a type of lab tweezers that are spring loaded in a x shape and are 8 inches long. Once I find the nest I select a worker that is alone and catch it by the wing with the tweezers. Then I place it in a small jar with small holes in the lid. Then I hunt another nest to pick from. After I have three wasps then I can rotate them out in a sting session. And this is how I do it. Achieve a partial erection and use a pen to mark 1/2 inch circles every 1 inch around the base and a second ring of circles 1inch apart just above your circ scar. These are your targets. Put the jars in your fridge for a minute or two. NO LONGER! You want to slow them down not kill them. Take all of the jars out at once. Select your first wasp and grab her wing near the middle with your tweezers. Only females can sting you. When you first grab her she will be mad so be fast with your aim. Manipulate your wasp/tweezer combo to target the circle. Once you have a single sting move on to the next circle target. when she does about two stings she will have calmed down so put her back in the jar and move on to the next one. When you finish you WILL jump around for awhile, but the reward is worth the Five minutes of discomfort.
>>34105895
oh god no one is stinging right in the hole
I cannot unsee nor unthink this.but it wouldn't hurt to try
>>34105895
Post vids for scientific evidence
You're fighting the good fight OP
What's in your fridge?
Originally
>>34105835
Get out chad
My fridge has been empty for like 6 years
>>34105835
a lone box of meal replacement shakes
I'm poor as fucking shit, but I refuse to suck on the governments tit and make others pay for my poor life decisions.
>>34105865
What's Chad about this picture? The fact that I have things in my fridge?
Any robots who sing? I want to learn how to sing but I feel like my voice is shitty so I'm just singing songs I like to try to get better. Any tips?
Anybody? Bl0cx
Tfw no singbots to help me :(
Bump
>>34105825
>>34106010
>>34106160
Just practice. Keep singing. Record yourself. Listen to it. Improve.
>prepping for bed
>grab additional blankets and pillows
>position between my arms and between thighs, trying to simulate cuddling experience
>close eyes and surrender self to dreams
>try to imagine I have a gf, that it's her I'm cuddling, that she's rubbing her hands along my bicep, etc.
>can't do it
>can't even imagine there's a girl out there that would want to be my gf
not sure how much longer i can do this
>>34105761
if thats you, dont feel bad because my eyes are far more dead than yours :)
>>34105761
>prepping for bed
>Accidentally start thinking about my life
>Struck with intense mental pain, guilt, loneliness, anger, and self hatred
Whoops
>>34105800
do you sincerely believe that's me
of course you don't. you just saw an opportunity to draw attention to an otherwise irrelevant piece of your appearance and turn this into a "my situation is worst than yours!" shitfest
>he fell into the friend zone
you understand that you are basically cuck right?All that "emotional energy" that you spent attempting to attract the roastie is only going to be used so she can fuck chad.
"Friend zone" is a cuck phenomenon , if you have ever fell into it fucking off yourself.
>tfw never feel for the friendzone becuase i never gave woman that much fucking attention
feelsgoodman
>>34105750
>tfw never been in the friendzone because i have never had female friends
I agree. I saw the word "friendzone" and went to reply that the friendzone is made up by cucks who want to blame other people for the fact they're a cuck, but saw you pretty much hit on it already.
Imagine marrying a girl like this. Whenever your penis simply touched the inside of her vagina she'd probably get pregnant with ten children. Birth control would have no effect and her uterus would just rip the semen right out of the condom.
10 is a bit much
3 would be better
>>34105694
>she'd probably get pregnant with ten children. Birth control would have no effect
this makes me want to avoid her
I want less than nothing to do with children
>>34106308
extinction mindset.
Soo...why haven't you made the transition yet?
That person looks more masculine as a woman.
Because I'm not a mentally ill degenerate idiot that thinks it actually works like that.
>>34105620
Because I'd just look like a man in a dress. Whats the point if i dont look like a girl?
25+ General
Who else lost all hope?
>>34105608
32
Mom is being short with me since I wont get a better job.
>>34105634
What do you do now? And what do you mean by "being short with you"?
>>34105653
>being this autistic
Please. Im a 29 year old kissless virgin but Im not that autistic. QUIT BEING SUCH AN ASS PIE
Why was he so angry?
because he didnt want to work for what he wanted. typical rich kid attitude nothing more.
he never scored
all he wanted was a 10/10 aryan goddess to save him from himself
>>34105598
Because he had autism which turned into social anxiety that led to him being afraid of connecting with other people he became isolated and lonely even from his family it seems when he saw no way out he lashed out. He know his weaknesses social anxiety fears are sometimes stronger than fear of death
>I'm introverted
>But I spend hours a day communicating with others on 4chan
Really makes you think huh
>""communicating""
anonymous text on a screen is far from substantial human interaction, fagtron.
>>34105551
Talking on 4chan makes me go through the same thought processes that I go through when I talk to myself. It's completely different from irl social interaction or non-anonymous internet interaction.
Thought of a really good way to commit suicide, don't ask me for the details I'm too paranoid. I enjoyed our time together,see you on the other side.
>2017 Anon dies, I'm content with this
put my post number in ur suicide note
You won't be mourned. Even your family will eventually move on and forget.
>>34105568
I hope so I want to be forgotten, at least they'll never find my body
Anyone have anymore of these escape from reality type things? I prefer ones like this where you can't have everything you want and the shit you get is all real, but really any would do.
fuck should've said im a femanon to get replies
>>34105758
thats a lot of reading to do
>>34105487/tg/has a general for cyoa's although most of them are fantasy/rpg based for people to use as inspiration for campaigns, if you're interested check the archives, they have a dropbox full of them