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>>34106623
Chocolate chip cookies are shit tier cookies.

>just got a massive craving for instant bake chocolate chip cookies because OP couldn't fucking keep it to himself

>>34106662
Fuck you and everything you fucking stand for you fucking double nigger. I hope you shit fire and blood for a week while your family watches a horde of angry Mexicans gang rape your throat. Chocolate chip cookies are the shit yo.

>>34106613

huh

i just move very slowly to the beat, ayo ay ay yo.

Nice bait niggerer

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT


getoutnormie

>>34106587
You can tell she's a deep person from the angle of her photo. Look at how she stares off into the horizon, probably pondering life's great mystery

>>34106609

it's a well-established fact that pictures of women looking away from the camera deeply triggers beta males, who are subconsciously concerned that they are looking at another, more suitable mate

your post is simply another example of this theory being proven absolutely correct in every single detail.

>>34106587
can't tell if it's a troll account or actual autism

I'm staring monitor with my waifu background image it's clearly nothing just staring a monitor

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>Wake up
>open laptop, check r9k, open zero threads,
>close laptop and lay in bed for a couple hours
>think about nothing, just stare at the ceiling waiting for the day to end
>repeat

Everything is stagnant, I pushed everyone away so I'm the one to blame.

I'll attempt hanging again soon

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all I do is sit at my computer

all day

if I'm not at work I'm at my computer

I have so many shows and games and albums downloaded and I can't bother to do any of them, it's too tiring

>>34106537
>normie and/or woman
redundant , same shit

>>34106559
Well, some men are normies

So not all normies are women, but all women are normies

>>34106559
thx freak, but this is be an awesome person thread, not be your loser self thread

Please tell how your speech classes went

>>34106440
It's ok anon, you will never see these people again and they are just as nervous as you are. I believe in you

wtf is online speech class? is it a lower level comms course?

even if you fix weight you have to deal with possible shit genetics such as

>manlet genes
>ugly
>shit hair
>balding

i dont blame why some people decide to stay fat if it wont fix the other shit

>>34106426
Yes, my life would be 10 times better, but i'm a lazy piece of shit so i won't actually do anything to lose weight.

I tried starving for 2 weeks and only felt more bored.

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I lost 110lbs this past year. Didn't fix my autism or social retardedness, or my ugliness. Kind of accepted dying alone and a virgin a few years ago, lost the weight basically just for myself because health.

At least my thighs don't rub together and i don't run out of breath as easily. Also my dick isn't hidden behind fat now so thats nice i guess.

>>34106325
What's the deal with crossing your legs when you do a pull up? Every instructional video/picture I've seen says to do it but I've never seen anyone do it in real life

>>34106325
I have some free weights that I use like, once every other month, if that.

>>34106325
pull ups i hear make you strong but they arent easy either and i am diametrically opposed to that which is not the lowest hanging froot. i would however bench if my right arm wasnt busted. but thats punishment for past stupidities so i guess i truly have done myself in in many of the ways i couldve excelled.

The jews did it. The jews did it all.

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you need browse /pol/ archives thats a good start.

We are know in the Trump story arch so you might be lost if you jump straight in.

>politics
A lot less necessary than anyone will admit. Intended to reshape your thought processes so you end up thinking and submitting to things you would ordinarily think are idiotic. Riddled with false dichotomies intended to fool you into believing that you're "doing your part" or supplement you with an artificial identity (SJWs, alt-right, etc) that hides how much you're failing yourself. You know how kids think politics are boring, stupid and a waste of time? Well that's because they are.

>women/men
same thing but people like to pretend they aren't

>life
no idea man I'm really confused about life
only thing I know is that maintaining personal agency is very valuable

Is this an offer? Cause I'd hit another woman for the hard stacks.

>>34106236
Pay how much?

>>34106236
Let's be honest, do any of us even care if it is anymore?

>>34106184

come over to /mu/, leave this cess pit.

>>34106184
As someone who for used frequented /mu/, and still occasionally lurks, don't listen to this person >>34106245. /mu/ is just as shit as this board.

>>34106184
just stick your dick in the riceball
same difference

>>34106089
he wouldn't of brought it up if he didn't wanna smash.

>>34106089
>tfw you will never have someone that will have you in your dreams

he totally dreamed of you sucking his dick

you are basically gay at this point

5
thin

because he's gotta be feminine

>>34106056
I'm not gay, but if I was I wouldn't really care about how big his dick was, since I'd never touch it. I'd essentially just fuck his ass, and give him a reacharound at most as thanks. He would never be inside of me, and I'd likely never blow him.

Fuck fags and fuck the enablers.

Day of retribution will come soon

7

Just don't be a faggot and kill a bunch of people.

>>34106050
no one has a gun to your head, you're not being forced by anything

>>34106941
In a very complicated way, he is.

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>>34106004
He did really good, don't care about him being monotone, he delivered a clear message. People shitting on him don't even imagine how it is to translate stuff real-time.

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>>34106004
He did good. A few stumbles but translating in real time must be tough as hell, especially Japanese.

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>watch switch presentation
>/v/ shitting on it hardcore
>I think it looks pretty fun, especially the new mario game