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Name a better piss bottle than 64 oz Gatorade
>tfw you can't
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>>34107708
>tfw 64oz piss bottle means you can shitpost and play at a longer rate than any other size
you are right anon
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>>34107708
Have you tried this you disgusting slob?
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>>34107708
dayum look at the girth on that lid, that'd be fucking perfect for sticking my dick in.
10/10 can't argue with that, OP
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I want to know something.
Why is it so rare to see WHITE MEN with Non-White women in porn?
Why does "Interracial" always mean Black men on White women?
Why is there "BLACKED" but never "WHITED"?
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nigger enabling
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>>34107683
>Jews run porn industry.
>Literally run interracial porn sites at a loss to push an agenda.
>Make all their cash off lesbian and regular porn instead.
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>>34107683
just search 'wm' for white male
ex: wmaf (white male asian female), wmbf (white male black female)
that's where we're at as a society
>Go ahead and eat me out, anon!
Wat do?
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>>34107636
>Wat do?
it's a meme you dip
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>>34107636
i would do it without hesitating before she regrets it
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>not liking hairy pussy
Right, forgot I was on the gay board.
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How do I lower my inhibitions without the use of drugs or alcohol?
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You go out and talk to people until you git good at it
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You can't, just go out and you will get better at whatever you want to do eventually
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>>34107659
Or you'll flounder about without a clue how to interact with others and ultimately only grow more conscious of how inhibited you are and how disparate you are from your peers.
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My girlfriend is thinking about breaking up with me because I voted for Trump. Guys, give me advice I don't want to lose her.
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>>34107605
tell her you voted for hillary.
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have you ever even met this bitch?
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>*kisses you on the neck*
im in stitches
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/MessagesYouRegretSending/
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>sister asks for link to family vacation album on dropbox
>think i copied the link from my browser, do something else for a while
>come back and absent-mindedly paste whatevers on the clipboard (assuming its the correct link)
>automatically press enter without checking
>"e-hentai.org"
>panic and just send the correct link through and write "LOL"
it wasnt some dodgy manga or anything, it was a forum post discussing them banning beastiality and loli content from the forum, which is even worse because now she's gonna think i go on a site that hosts beastiality and loli content. i had that link on my clipboard because one of my friends sent it to me after i asked why exhentai was its own thing separate to e-hentai. really considering ending my life right about now.
anyone got stories of messages they wish they had never sent?
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Every message sent to my former oneitis. It still hurts to think about.
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>have a normie book to maintain contact with family
>also the odd girl I would love for the rest of my life if given the chance
>regularly get black out drunk while playing cs:s
>regularly check that normiebook while I'm drunk
the countless fucking messages I regret
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This. Originally depressed regret.
This girl is in my car right now and she's putting her hair In a pony tail as I type this because I'm about to get a blowjob , ask me anything
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this guy again
go to /soc/
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>>34107507
What kinda car anon?
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>>34107507
What's it like being so stupid and insecure that you have to make a post like this?
Millions of people get their dick sucked every day. You don't see them making threads about it, do you?
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this board went to shit when we started letting girls and fags post 2017-01-13 06:54:23 Post No.34107504
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this board went to shit when we started letting girls and fags post
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we used to make girls and fags feel really unwelcome, it acted as deterrent to keep them away
now we don't even fight them, we just let them do whatever they want
I didn't even mind the trannies so much since most of them were total losers who belonged here, but now there's like a tranny in every thread talking about how they're a tranny and constantly posting shitty threads about boring tranny stuff no one cares about
The regular fags really need to get the heck out of here and 99% of the girls who post here should not be posting here
is it too late to save /r9k/?
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>>34107504
yeah we might migrate to /hiki// if that becomes a thing and they were some safeguards being put in place to prevent the shit that caused /r9k/ to go downhill in the first place
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No, desu. Most of the "fembots" are probably fake anyways, although they are annoying
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>>34107520
Where is /hiki/
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THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY!
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who's doing it and why?
is it nazi's?
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he wasn't even wrong about this
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>>34107396
Is he getting the succ?
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Anyone else wish they had a squad of bros to do stuff with?
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>>34107350
What do 'bros' even do?
I pretty much only meet up with the few friends I have, to smoke or drink. That's it.
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>>34107350
yes but im a faggot
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>>34107350
I used to, it's not that great, they usually do stupid shit that gets you arrested or your shit broken.
And it's always your shit that gets broken and your ass that gets arrested even though you were just there.
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If you do this, please stop embarrasing yourself.
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>>34107340
>mmissing the meme
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>>34107340
hey sorry I just saw your thread and I just thought you were a massive faggot. ((I just had to tell you that))
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I don't get it. He just seems nice.
>go to sisters wedding
>sister sits me next to some roasty on purpose
>roasty keeps talking to me and i just give her 1 word answers
>later that week my sister says roasty wants to go on a date with me because she couldn't stop thinking of me
literally what the fuck i have oneitis for some other cunt now the one i don't care about wants me
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>>34107275
implying you have to care about a girl to fuck her.
>fuck off this board chad.
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>>34107300
Sex for the sake of sex is underwhelming and pointless.
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>>34107275
>she couldn't stop thinking of me
>tfw this will never happen to me
v51
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecryA battlecry
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>>34107230
>1 whole day late
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*slight piano outro*
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I am looking for the samurai that smells like sunflowers.
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Application for boyfriend 2017-01-13 06:36:56 Post No.34107218
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Application for boyfriend
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Hi. My name is T. Roastie. I like birds and eating dead animals. I'm a bit like a cactus, ugly as testicles, painful if you're too eager to grab a handful without thinking it through and pretty hard to kill/easy to look after.
I do not have a voucher, but I would like one nice boyfriend/girlfriend. Must fit the following criteria :
- must be able to operate bbq
- must not be a cuck
- must not try to rape my sister
- no personality disorders
I'll try not to be a stupid cunt as long long as you're an honest and good person. Know my place and happy to stay in the kitchen as long as you have earned my respect. Don't expect gifts or anything like that, just doing fun things like making memes and travelling.
If anyone interested, I'll add Skype for applications. Also happy to apply for gf position for anyone looking.
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>>34107218
do you possess and operate a kik and if so may I inquire it?
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>>34107218
Yooo legit real chad here this is fuckin sad this post. Posting on r9k even of all places. You have red flags all over too just peppered with them all over I can sense these things like a wolf. Go back to Arby's alright robots would be smart to take a pass on this broad
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>>34107314
I don't use jew social media. Sorry fampia.
>tfw you'll probably become a rapist by the time you're 40
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>>34107178
and yet i truly hope not
also great tits
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>>34107178
become a towelhead and move to europe you will be respected out there.
Europeans LOVE muslim culture
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>>34107178
theres no such thing as rules, anon