>Don't wake up sweetie
>Mommy just needs to relieve some stress
>>34109598
Perhaps this bread would be better with some sauce....
>>34109598
>>34109634
give the man his sauce
>>34109598
That's so hot. Anyone have the source?
How does it feel like to kiss a pretty girl who also wants to kiss you because she likes you and not because she lost some bet with her friends?
>>34109588
I can't remeber
what does it feel like to be kissed by the boy you like femanons?
>>34109588
It feels pretty good. Waking up to her the next morning in a two person bed and going to the city centre to get some coffee while talking about the classes we have to take resits for.
Looks like I have prostate cancer, lads.
I don't feel like typing much, so can you post whatever and try to cheer me up?
I wish we could switch places my anon.
>>34109585
It will be a process, but you probably won't die.
>>34109600
good doubles my friend
>5'5 160lb-ish natty bodybuilder Jeff Nippard with his Stacey-tier gf Robin
Reminder that a 5'5, clean looking, lean and muscular Jeff will get more women of better quality than a 6'4, fat and dishevelled Sam Hyde.
Facelets BTFO
She cheated on him and left him for Gymshark CEO who is 6ft+ lanklet.
>>34109630
And I'm 5'7" and fucking the wife of a 6'2" lanklet. What's your point?
>>34109630
And he bounced right back with an even QTer azn gf
@3:25
https://youtu.be/2fin_IXbGfA
britbongs are so fucking ugly, that's a fact. Now explain, why this man was a solid 20/20 ?
>>34109560
Did you see labyrinth?
>>34109560
Easy. He's not from Britain. He's not even from Earth.
>>34109596
Several times anon. Can you answers me please?
Is Chad real? A relative of mine ALWAYS talks about Chad - about how Chad has it easy, about how Chad gets all the women.
But, how I figure it, there is always another Chad to out-Chad Chad. So, who is Chad, truly? I'm not very convinced about the existence of Chad, to be quite honest, anon.
>>34109530
Tomi Lahren is a nigger-loving whore.
>>34109562
I've read that - source?
>>34109562
So is ur mum but you don't hear ppls talking about it on the internet
>be 22 year old virgin robot, slightly autistic but fun
>dad tells me that he has had enough of his son being such a faggot even tho I am not
>takes me to a brothel that he apparently regularly visits called Angels
>its a stripclub with rooms in the back
>dad whips out his gold card
>adjustfedora.jpg
>dad whispers something in the ear of the hostess
>suddenly we walk inside, tens of amazing tits and some fucking 11/10 everywhere
>holyfuck.jpg
>get hard. dad gets me four girls that are all around me
>dad is getting a lapdance
>"hey anon, let me dance for you"
>hot blonde starts rubbing on my dick, tells me to take off her panties
>OMFG.exe
>once she is done, dad tells her something
>"come with me anon" the blonde says
>go to room
>she tells me to take a shower while she prepares
>ohyes.exe
>decide to jack off in shower really quickly while she is preparing the bed so I don't cum too fast; oldest trick in the book
>precum everywhere, rub my dick twice and cum with the force of a thousand warlords
>"I'm ready anon!"
>cummed so hard im flaccid
>she was sucking my dick with a condom for 30 minutes
>never got hard until time ran out
>mfw I cucked myself and am still a virgin
>>34109510
Literally why would you care if you busted you'll lode in 30 seconds to a hooker...
>>34109544
I didn't want to see like a noob, I could tell she really liked me by the glimmer in her cute eyes.
>tfw no chad dad to teach me the ropes
Lord God
I come to you a sinner
And I humbly repent for my sins
I believe that Jesus is Lord
l believe that you raised him from the dead
I will ask that Jesus will come to my life
And be my Lord and Savior
I receive Jesus to take control of my life
And that I may live for him from this day forth
Thank you Lord Jesus for saving me with your precious blood
In Jesus name, Amen
>>34109506
Dude, you know Nozomi isn't Christian right?
Also please never post about Christianity here, /r9k/ is literally an autistic Hell that no one wants to be here.
Just go to >>>/pol/christian or >>>/his/ or >>>/x/ if available thread is there.
>>34109506
Excuse me friend anime characters are too intelligent to follow your slave morality so kindly fuck off.
>>34109668
>>34109688
Please leave this thread, heathens, you don't belong here if you can't see the gkory of our one and only saviour. If you repent for your sins, he can grant you a seat in heaven, but not with your current attitude. Nozomi is also one of the most christian people, get your facts straight.
/r9k/, should i spend my money on a beach and weed or fucking a black girl ?
>>34109480
If it's a nice beach and good weed then that if it's a nice black girl then that
>>34109480
Black girl by far
I assume this means a night out or something and not prostitution?
If you mean prostitute then nopost pics
>>34109480
What does spending money on a beach mean?
Has anyone here ever left a shit small town for a big city? Tell me how
I went to university. My experience is very common. It was better living in the city since things were open at night and I'm always up.
I grew up in a tiny Lithuanian village, and studied in London. Ask me anything.
>>34109488
Fuck everyone says that and I don't have that option
>wife found the Klein bottle
>>34109443
>layhe found the frozen mixed vegetable cocks
>sister found the stolen panties
>>34109470
>neighbors dog found the booger dick
In a really bad place right now guys, girl really did a number on my heart. Does anyone care to hear the story?
Pic related. The red head
>>34109398
sure pal, tell us your story
>>34109398
>girls
>giving them your heart
>>34109398
go right ahead friendorino
https://youtu.be/0a6zMYHC98A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKdWBpXlc6E
It took me a while to like this as much as The Monitor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00C0oSvIigY
>>34109359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l236v7FfNBs&ab_channel=proho14
>get 750+ matches on tinder
>be apparently good looking and 'attractive guy'
>fuck one chubby 5/10 who broke it off because I didn't want it to be serious and have a date with one other girl who I wasn't really attracted to
>most girls don't even reply no matter if i say something like 'hey' or put more effort into it
explain this
>>34109354
You're too generic and creepy to be desirable
>>34109354
Its a numbers game
Text hey to all 750+
There is going to be at least 1 who ull find attractive and reply
>>34109365
how so
>>34109387
i've messaged all of the ones who I actually find attractive
there hasn't been one remotely interested in me
Ok i know a lot of us play with this idea from time to time but this time i'm committed.
I'm done being a NEET, i want to move out, i want to be free, i want to be able to afford to take part in the great waifu era.
But i'm not going to fucking college, i know myself and i know i would become an hero on day 2.
Any brobots manged to do it? any wagecucks that can give advice?
What coding or whatever should i learn?
>can self learn in a few months
>doesn't update much so i wont have to go back to learning all the time
>a lot of jobs on the market
>good pay
>comfy work at my own pace with no one micromanaging me
>not much socializing
Fellow NEET robots, join me on this glorious journey of becoming a wagecuck.
Wagecucks, guide us and carry our stuff.
REEEEEE
i wish you luck in doing what i am too weak to
it's not easy.
best way to learn code is to start doing projects early on.
Python, it's a great babbys first language. Anyone and their mother have written easy to understand books and courses about it. This doesn't mean it's any less powerful than any other languages though.