Have you ever thought about fucking one of your co-workers?
>>34110165
For a while I almost exclusively fucked my coworkers.
>>34110165
Literally all the time
>>34110165
I want to but I'm too much of a fat sperg
Loc: SA, Australia
Status: Single
Age: 28
Sex: M
Height: 5'10
Weight: 175 pounds (lyft lyf)
Hair: Black
Eyes: Dark Brown
Body Hair: Black
Skin: Tanned
Savings: $150,000 AUD
Properties: 2 (1 house in the suburbs, 1 sardine can apartment)
Drives: 2016 HSV Senator/ 2010 Yamaha R1
Interests: Cars, bikes, travelling, sports (Cricket, AFL, NFL, NBA, MMA)
Hates: Prudes, smelly people
Sup /robotos/, so OP was a prude so I thought I'd start a hook up/catch up thread to make more autistic friendships with my fellow goys.
Not really interested in an intimate relationship since I prefer casual hook ups.
Back to /soc/ you waste of fucking skin.
>>34110100
piss off cancer.
Loc: Adelaide, AUS
Status: foreveralone.jpg
Age: 18
Sex: M
Height: 5'6
Weight: 55kg
Hair: blonde
Eyes: blue
Body Hair: hairless
Skin: pale af
Savings: none
Properties: does my dakimakura count?
Drives: mountain bike
Interests: anime (translator's note: Japanese animation)
Hates: myself ._.
Pls, can you be my daddy?
Acting like a chad or a normie in /r9k/ is more robot than acting like a robot itself
>tfw 0 replies on this original post
>>34110374
i like his post
but he is using a tripcode...
also sage
>>34110778
tripcodes aren't evil
just say something
>>34110081
You guys are doing a lot of the most important issue is the most compassionate to the point is that the correct address is correct the problem of a fan and I have a few days and I am doctor I have no clue about the same thing with you and I r u still have a good time to get a chance to call you when I get home from work and play the game in the next couple days ago and I have no idea what you're up to the OP who suggested it is the most important issue of my posts from this thread to the OP who to contact you to be a good time for the first time in a few lines about personal email address to mobile phone and I am not sure what you think of Man and a few days and I am doctor who is in the shitter the same time as a result in an email the last few days to see if you want it worksafe the last few weeks ago and it will be able to get the best way for me on your way to get a chance to win the game in the morning of a new job is going well for me to enjoy the rest of your life is a good way or the reason I am doctor and I will gladly prove you wrong with the words individually or a loved one is a twin or whatever you say you are you feeling better and better than the other hand is a great time to time and money to pay for the last minute change the way to get the last pickle out of the closet it gets better just be yourself and your son is a good way to stay in touch with Chris brown wrote on the couch and makes it easy to use the same time as a result of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the most part time I will have the ability of my favorite things are you going OK I will have the ability of my favorite things are you going OK I will have the ability of my favorite things are you going OK I will have to be a good time to pick up Oli at around the world of the day of the
>>34110081
I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED ALL THE TIME
I have to be a musician and I will say that as well as to what I mean I think I have to be a musician and I think he was like a good idea to put on the other day and that is why I haven't been able to do with the white house and he's already fucking shit up here yet I've only really comfortable when you get a chance to convert a religious person to person to person to person to person to person to person to person to person to person to person to person to person to person to person to person to person to afford health problems transferring it is because I love more couches the other one bit more grindy the other one of shit like checking what the bad guy putting it off just don't know how to make it to get a hotel or anything but the guy's outlook on service in general there's no wifi pages and stuff though going to school for me
>mfw the girl I love doesn't care about me
I'm sorry for being this way, I'm sorry for falling in love with you over the internet. I wish you would have liked me, but I can't force you to. I told you for so many times that you're a good person - and you really are. I hope you will be happy. It's my fault, I shouldn't have excepted this much from you, I apologize. Why did I grow so attached to someone that I don't even know? Why do I care so mucch about you? The reason is unknown to me. There are people you care about, but I'm not one of them. Why should you even care about me? You have no reason to.
I will try to move on and I wish you the best. I hope you will live a happy life, without me.
>>34110000
Nice quads oporiginami
>>34110000
Did she tell that she didn't like you
I wish a guy would love me this much. Was it on steam OP?
Is it cool to shoot yourself in the head?
>>34109942
There's only one way to find out.original comment desu
>>34109942
No. My best friend of 11 years did it two months ago and it's fucking awful.
Only if you do it cobain style
>What are you thinking about?
>What did you do today?
>What are you gonna do today/tomorrow?
This shit has got to be illegal.
This counts as psychological abuse, right?
>>34109932
It just sounds like whoever is sending those wants to talk
They care about you op
>>34109961
It's my parents, actually. They ask me questions like that at least twice a day. I hate it so much.
>>34110002
Have you told them?
"Hey I appreciate you checking up on me but do you think you,could take it easy?"
It's not that hard
Have you ever experienced loss?
How did you cope?
>>34109884
You pretty much forget about it after a couple years.
>>34110493
So memories of dead relatives, siblings, parents, good friends, memorable people just magically vanish one day. No, they come back and sometimes hard at night when you're alone with your thoughts .
I get over it because life is like that. Sometimes you get something and sometimes you lose something. And losing something and feeling the pain of losing can be a good lesson and mile stone in your life.
>you'll never live in a van with your best bud
>go on a cross country poverty adventure in your 20s
>see the whole world and stop anywhere and meet people
>go to the big city
>giggle in the back while smoking weed every night
>getting drunk and high with your best bud every day
>living a rough life that'll pay off
>drive to the perfect climate and live comfortably
>end up finding your niche and being successful
>having a cool story
>mom found the fartbucket again
>>34109782
The only two outcomes of living with someone in such a small space that offers zero intimacy are : you'll fall apart and hate each other in less than two weeks, or you'll be fucking each other and thus be more than friends in less than a month.
>>34110077
No me and my friend want to move to California and I'd be working and out and only sleeping
Why are the mentally/physically handicapped still allowed to exist in this world?
Why am i still allowed to exist in this world?
>>34109779
you can work.
if you cant work you keep the people working thinking things arent all about what they are really all about.
>>34109793
>if you cant work you keep the people working thinking things arent all about what they are really all about
what
>>34109779
Because we live in a world where killing them would be considered the worst crime a human being could commit.
What happens here?
Maybe we should all move here to get magical powers.
>>34109740
top kek, the only magical power ill get is aids
>>34109740
>aids
>implying it wouldn't be worthwhile to finally lose my virginity
>>34109740
let's cuck chad and niger and move deep inside africa
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4jk43y/be_careful_what_you_say_to_new_players_or_players/
KEK
what a fucking loser lmao
>im sad :((((
>maybe if I played games I would be happy :(
> omg I'm being bullied.... :(((
people that mentally weak honestly deserve to die
>>34109719
Haha funny anon. See a therapist and stop sperging out
>tfw you know somebody who attempted suicide last night
Only a chosen few can become wizards.
Any fembots want to sit on my lap?
>>34109669
No. Get your gross weiner off /r9k/ loser
>>34109678
I was talking to the fembots.
>>34109689
I'm a fembot. Hello.
What do robots think of tattoo chokers? I feel like they're almost like in martial arts where the choker just means she's a black belt in anal.
and/or suckin meats
>>34109654
I'd hope so. Any women not doing anal is missing out.
>>34109662
Tattoo chokers are almost like the warning sign that she's a roastie.
>>34109666
Not if she does anal with every single Chad.
Win my argument. What should I say?
>>34109607
Fuck off reddit-user.
>>34109607
>has a belief
>can't justify it
Why do you believe your argument to be true?
>>34109607
Rolling for
>i ate paint chips as a kid and was molested by my uncles and their poker buddies