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how long do you have to abstain from masturbating to get wet dreams? also are there any sort of vitamins or herbs I should take?
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>>34111084
3-4 days
originalovski
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>>34111084
I fapped before I went to sleep and still had a wet dream. So no idea mate.
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>>34111084
>had maybe 1 or 2 wet dreams until I was 24 years old
>even after 2-3 weeks of nofap never had a wet dream
>lose virginity to my first gf with 24 years old
>develop a normal sex life
>I suddenly have at least 1 wet dream per month
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who here have a fetish of taking photos of strangers at public transport
>i took this pic i noticed later this lovely gaze
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How about this particular image
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>>34111099
wtf post more
>what do you think of this pic i took it yesterday
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>>34111060
I really want to fugg that qt on the right
hgly shit
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Do you even hack , bro? 2017-01-13 11:20:05 Post No.34110991
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I have this vending machine in my office and I would like to hack it. Does any of you know how ?
Thanks would be given .
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>>34110991
Type 1337# on the keypad and it should open up
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>>34110991
>large_crowbar.exe
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>>34110998
Is this international? I'm from Spain
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Quit pretending you don't need a big brother state to watch over you. You can not protect yourselves,you constantly make bad decisions and can not control yourselves. You are impulsively disgusting and you purposely waste your lives on tasteless knick knacks and destructive hobbies. You need people like me. Stop acting like free will is viable in our society. It has ruined us. You know it is true,just look in your heart and see it be. Your lives would be so much better if you would just let us watch over you.
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hey go fuck yourself friend
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>>34110968
You know i am right. Thats why you have no actual rebuttal.
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Hey, thanks a lot, "big brother"!
Got tablets of dutasteride here to maybe stop my balding at 25
Shit is annoying so I wonder if I can buy just a few more years at the cost of castrating myself
Would you take the jump robots? Not like I plan on getting a relationship so trying to make it to my late 30s without being bald might be worth it
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Just shave your head bro, it's a shock at first but it suits most people. I've done it twice and actually got complimented both times
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Fucking retard. You have no idea what youre fucking with.
Youre gonna have alot bigger problems than your hair if you put those drugs in your body. Look up the forums dedicated to men who have ruined their life with finasteride
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Its not like you just lose the ability to get a boner. Ir destroys everything that makes you a man. You will be so mentally low that you wont even care about balding. It takes away passion, drive, happiness in ANY form, physical energy, sharpness of mind, everything. You basically become an 80 year old man.
Your hormones are essential. Do NOT fuck with them.
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>wake up
>see yourself in the mirror
>you're suddenly Lia Marie Johnson
wat do?
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>>34110926
probably masturbate and then figure out how the fuck i have ended up as lia marie johnson
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I fuck chad
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>>34110926
Go back to bed. Why?
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>writes a long post
>doesn't even include a tldr
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>Responds with a long rebuttal
>Closes tab and forgets about it
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>>34110839
>>doesn't even include a tldr
That is a reddit invention.
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>writes a joke
>not even (you)s if its shitty
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a girl just gave me a cookie
what do i do???
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make like a cookie and kill yourself
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>>34110813
eat it thinking in all the love it has in it
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>>34110822
Heh I'm stealing that.
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POLL FOR 3D TRAP-LOVERS 2017-01-13 10:55:20 Post No.34110744
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12096397
"for those who are attracted to 3D traps: are you STRICTLY attracted to traps, or are you attracted to other types of males as well?"
Answer in the strawpoll, and discuss further in this board.
if you only like 2d traps then that's a different discussion
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>>34110744
Well I've been in a long term relationship with my girlfriend for two years, live together and have discussed getting married with children. I still jack off to traps regularly and have permission to go out and fuck them from her. So even guys like me still can't resist traps.
Feel free to ask me questions or call me norman and say Chad is also fucking her or whatever but it's the truth.
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>>34110829
>have permission to go out and fuck them
For how long have you had said permission? Did the relationship start off with polyamorous (or w/e) terms, or was this a recent development?
How did the conversation even come up? How did she find out?
So she is also able to have sex with whoever she wants?
And HAVE either of you actually engaged in sex with other people, or is it just talk for now?
Is she cis?
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Ilove Emilianot really Rem is best girl
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Chubby girls cute voice 2017-01-13 10:54:58 Post No.34110739
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Here's the thing.
I'm not really a fan of chubby girls, but one thing I've noticed in the past years is that somehow they always happen to have the cuter/childish voices that you can think of.
That's odd to me since I initially thought they would have more of a manly voice than anything.
I'm talking about soft chubby girls though, fat girls on the other hand are perfectly how I picture them : sweaty, arrogant, unpleasant and with unappealing voices.
pic unrelated
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>>34110739
low level of androgens
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Because they know they are fat and ugly and not feminine so they work extra hard to be more feminine through their voices.
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>>34110739
what the fuck is vaporwave
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>be attractive
>avoid females entirely and don't even take advantage of it
feels great you should try it sometime it's literally that easy I'm just being myself
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>>34110713
Sup fellow attractive avoidant bot
>tfw finally losing weight
>girls start smiling at me
>keep my neutral face, look away and keep walking out of habit
I really, really need to make smiling at girls a habit or I'm never gonna make it.
>tfw female co-worker smiles at you and you don't return it and start avoiding her despite really wanting to get to know her
I never asked for this ;_;
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I'm attractive
And I got myself a pretty albeit somewhat low self-esteem economy student. She just works and is literally thankful for getting fucked hard once a week. No strings attached.
I think my system is inherently better than yours.
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you're just a bitch
many man would bang this bunch of pussy if they had a chance, and you're making this a good thing when its not
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If only life were simple huh
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>>34110702
It would get old fast that way. At least here the stress that drives me can also make me hate myself at the same time. It's too bad that when everything ends even if I am left my mind will slowly receded to nothingness as my brain needs to process less and less data. Being a biological computer with a forced drive sucks.
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>>34110702
I keep a japanese koi pond and some fancy goldfish. I often wish or imagine life just living in the Jap mountains somewhere raising and selling koi and doing nothing else. A small koi farm, not one of those fuck huge fisheries. Just a small house, internet, and some fish.
That picture is also cute as fuck.
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I JUST WANT TO CUM INSIDE A GIRL OH GOD
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Can women really make money streaming games? Is this actually feasible?
I'm Trans, but I pass and have a good voice, would people actually give me money to play games? Or do you have to be a real girl?
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Post pics.
Depends. Do you want to be a twitch slut?
Or do you want to get money for the actual gameplay. There are two trans Starcraft 2 streamers, but they don't fall into the twitch slut category.
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>>34110698
>I'm Trans
The only important thing is how much cleavage you can show and how stupid yet intelligent of a gamerz girlz you can fake.
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>>34110698
Whenever you stream on Twitch promote your Chaturbate channel.
Whenever you stream on Chaturbate promote your Twitch channel
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>tfw you take a fucking huge coffee shit
what a great way to start the day
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>tfw drink 3 scoop of whey protein with cold water
i'm having a great day too.
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>>34110653
Hahah no way, I'm doing this right now.
Just finished my first coffee, and I'm currently all cosy on the toilet.
I'm taking my time with this one as I can feel it's a big one.
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>>34110715
Enjoy, my friend. Let me know how it goes.
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Shit nobody else thinks about 2017-01-13 10:47:22 Post No.34110643
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Shit nobody else thinks about
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>tfw a room full of doctors saw your new born baby penis
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>>34110643
tfw it's still the same size 20+ years later
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>>34110706
Sorry about that anon, must be rough for you
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Also, everything you see made by humans was made in a factory somewhere (handmade items aside).
So like those plastic dinosaurs you got as a kid? Theres a factory of them somewhere. There are dildo factories. There is lube factories. There are hat factories.
Its crazy