Have you ever been recognised in real life from 4chan? What is the probability that people will find photos of you that you uploaded to /soc/ years ago?
>>34112352
>uploading pictures of yourself.
If you do this you are a normie.
>>34112352
>billions of people in this world
>one of the 100 people in a soc thread will recognize you
It is an extremely small chance
>>34112384
That why /soc/ is 100% normie !
Who here /drifter/?
>do nothing
>aim nowhere
>give a fuck about nothing
>just drift from place to place, situation to situation, person to person
Where have you drifted so far? I been living in houses, apartments, motels and even psych ward. I dont give a fuck, do nothing all day erryday and keep drifting brobots.
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX2UfYA_JYY
>>34112351
Sounds like a pretty nice life desu, when I graduate after this year I'm doing that. How sustainable is this though? I'd probably only be able to do it for a few months
>>34112351
How do you afford to live in motels and apartments? I wanna drift till I'm in California and stay there
>>34112406
Entirely depends on how good you are atmanipulatinginteracting with people.
The easiest way to survive is to hook up with fat or ugly chick and just go from there. The opportunities toleech offsurvive are plenty.
And bitches love to romanticize the lazy man for some reason. As long as you dont drop spaghetti and keep the :mysterious: appearance, you are all good.
>>34112415
Like i said to the other anon, hook up with fat/ugly chicks and you can do anything as long as you make her feel great about herself and give her good dicking.
This is a game for children
They say its a system seller
Can you really say the average kid gives a fuck about legend of Zelda series? or even knows what it is
PLEASE JUST ADMIT THIS GAME IS FOR NECKBEARDS!
>>34112349
Zelda are solid games that a large age range can enjoy. It's not a nostalgia thing, I am sure many people will have this be their first zelda game.
That being said, the hype from nostalgia will help sell the system, this is true.
Zelda has never really been a "game for kids", I mean, just look at majora's mask, but it's never really been for adults either, it's an adventure game that any age can enjoy.
>>34112349
all nintendo games are for children
that's kinda their thing
>>34112370
zelda is no longer a special game unless Muh nostalgia
I've literally been crying for hours. Could one of you just talk to me?
I have no bf and no friends
At least spice up your bait OP
my kik is hylianprincess. with the period
snap is a.bontempo
skype is glaceonxx
I'm from Hobart Indiana in case any of you might want to date me :(
>>34112239
Post timestamp od gtfo b8
Oregano
4chan always belonged to young people like 16-22 years old.
prove me wrong
>>34112215
Perhaps you are right, I have been here since it's inception, or very close, in 2004, and I think there's lot of older people on here and always have been.
Any other originalfags or oldfags wanna chime in with their opinions?
>>34112215
>On September 21, 2015, moot announced that Hiroyuki Nishimura had purchased from him the ownership rights to 4chan
looks like 4chan belongs to gookmoot
Actually, 4chan was always about anonymity, lulz, and not revealing your personal bullshit. The moment people who were too stupid to understand the arrived here it became swamped with adolescent retards who couldn't help but shout loudly about how under-age and mediocre they were.
If you believe in what the OP is saying, you are objectively the cancer.
There is no hope. No hope at all.
>>34112202
OH SHIT HERE COMES THE END OF ALL HOPE O SHIT WHADDUP
>>34112202
Haha, good one kiddo. Now it's time to delete this thread, or you might find yourself having a real fucking bad time.
>>34112202
Are you White? If so then fuck off and stop these fantasies of hopelessness.
Robots, rate my autism.
Also, I want you all to remember that your dream girl is out there, right now, being fucked by chad.
post the template
oroooginalfuck
>>34112194
>Atheist
>perfect
>>34112194
>tfw too intelligent to get a GF.
.
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>what are you waiting for anon, it's not going to suck itself
what do?
prop her legs up better so I can lick both the toe clit and her asshole in one motion
>>34112173
Ay source
I want to see more of whatever this is
Is this a real life hermaphrodite?
>tfw clitlet
How can I ever compete?
>Discuss with my friend for months about how excited we are for the Nintendo Switch
>Now he says he won't even consider buying it because it will be $470 at launch down here
Fuck this depressing hellhole of a country
>not moving to New Zealand
The trailer for it is really cringey.
Who the fuck takes video games around with them in public?
That's literally social suicide right there, and I'm fucking 30 years old. Young enough to like games, but old enough to realise only super-autistic dweeb faggots take that shit out with them.
> when they don't give me an invite code to the aus discord
Why don't you just go to Japan to fuck some qt Japanese girls and cuck Jap boys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HFSAe1gjow
>>34112092
Japan is pretty expensive tho, if you are only teaching English your living conditions are not great and you fast get tired of the type of girls willing to come back to your tiny place
There are other places in Asia with much cheaper living costs but much better living conditions, like Bangkok or ho chi Minh city. They are both developed enough there is nothing you can't get that would would want from home or Tokyo.
>>34112092
Literally the only reason I'm working out, losing weight and going back to school when I'm turning 19 in August, so I can get a qt Asian wife.
>>34112092
japanese are so ugly
eggman is not a robot.
he is an attentionwhore normie.
everyone who likes him is a moron and a normie.
I will not be taking questions.
At least he's not eliza
>>34112083
Maybe he is a bit of an attention whore? So what? He's actually had a hard life and his videos are very entertaining and fun. Even inspirational at times.
>>34112120
This post brought to you by a normie.
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originalo commenterini
dont remove my picture you smarmy cunt
oregano and cinnamon
Is Karl "weird innit" pilkington a robot ?
>>34112075
>Suzanne
Nah, he thinks differently, but that's about it. I don't think he's one of us. He's no chad though. I think of him as friend to the robot.
I can't really put together why I think that but I hope this thread lasts, I want to see some discussion on this.
>>34112358
the whole suzanne thing is fukcing weird though
do you think suzanne actually loves him ? or do you think she just finds him funny to be around.
>>34112376
They've been together a long fucking time.
Sometimes two people just click
>i'm such a nerd
>where are all the cute nerd boys rawr >:3
No idea, only ugly nerds here.
I mean hey if it gives me a chance I'm all for it
>>34112067
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPoriginnnnnami
>take 5 xanax bars (started at 1, increased by another one every 30 mins when it seemed nothing was happening) (still felt nothing at 5)
>for some reason admit to parents that i'm on the verge of suicide
memory of evening is a little hazy
ffs
>>34112057
>take drugs
>do stupid shit
What the fuck did you expect to happen you fucking normie?
>>34112057
How much does Xanax cost there it's like ten bucks a bar here fucking rip
Anyway take Xanax slowly
>chronic social anxiety so much that I haven't left my home or talked to a friend in over a year
>normie
ok mate