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>girl at work walks by "My pants are slipping!"
>pulls pants up
>has done this twice
>talks to me when there's time
>say I need some caffeine but don't want a monster or I'll stay up too long
>"Have some of mine! The can is over there"
>take a sip
>later she buys me a monster and doesn't ask for anything back
S-she likes me, right?
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>>34114126
>drinking monster
orignaldodesu
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she's trying to slam youwith sexual assault charges
don't fall for fucking females and their lies
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>>34114126
yes she likes you. drinking from her can is an indirect kiss
>Making girls jealous
>Pretending to your girlfriend that you're texting another girl furtively
>Constantly compare her to other girls at work
>Talk about other girls you had crushes on as a kid
>Make her cry then comfort her
Why is this so fun?
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>>34114125
kill yourself normie, you're a shit stain on this board
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>>34114125
Because it makes you feel desired knowing that women care about you and what you do
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>>34114182
Eat shit robot. This is MY board now.
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> you take your gf(male) to the pool and this happens
how do you react?
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>>34114030
Shouganaiwane.
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>>34114030
Break up as soon as i realize its a dude(immediately)
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>>34114030
comfort "her", obviously
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Can you stop seeking validation from others?
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>>34114017
It's impossible you fucking chubby piece of shit.
lose some weight already fucker I'm sick of staring at your fat ass.
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>>34114017
Yeah, something something self esteem
Or just bang a g of Coke a day
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>>34114323
YEAH COCAINE I CAN SECOND THAT THE SHIT IS GREAT.
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Let's get a /rose/ thread going lads
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>>34113997
who was this again?
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>>34113997
Rose akbar
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>>34114019
lol go back to /r9k/ you autist
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> tfw no sadboi bf to listen to trap and drink stoli with
why be alive desu?
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alcohol is shit tier.
get some better taste you pleb. this is why you have no bf. you are basic as fuck.
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>>34113878
Are you taking applications?apprellio
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>>34113904
got really weird panic attacks from smoking weed.
I am afraid i might fuck my brain up if i keep doing drugs desu
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why don't we just get fat gfs?
>nicer
>better sex
>more likely to have huge tits
>more likely to be ok with your insecurities/non-alpha qualities
am I missing something?
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>>34113876
Because when a fat girl farts it smells way worse than when a /fit/ or skinny girl farts.
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>>34113876
Somewhat of a Chad here. I go after big girls exclusively. Nothing like grabbing hold of a soft warm belly in my arms. Best part, they usually have low self esteem so it's easy to get them into bed. And when they're on top, everything bounces. Shit's amazing.
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>>34113876
Better sex? Explain. All other points are valid, and maybe this is too. Personally, I'm pro chub, but that doesn't mean I associate fat with better sex. Better sleeping for sure, but sex? I don't know. What is good or bad sex anyway? Isn't that subjective?
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>tfw this will never be your son
>tfw you will never watch him pull a gun on the whores who refuse him tendies
http://nbc4i.com/2017/01/12/12-year-old-boy-demands-pulls-gun-on-classmate-demands-chicken-nugget/
Fucking normies, hand over the tendies!
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Gorilla dyke pussy
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Once again we see the power of meme magic.
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Cameron is such a faggot
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British people are so adorable
They can't be robots
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I am living proof that you are wrong op.
I haven't the foggiest on how to socialise. Probably haven't even had a conversation with a girl lasting more than a few seconds in the last five years.
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>>34113797
We are NOT bloody adorable, we're the greatest country to ever grace this wretched planet.
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>>34114380
You did spawn a lot of great nations, too. There's something to be said for that. You can't create great nations, without being pretty great, yourself.
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>I'm feeling down, lets think of something to cheer me up
>oh I know, I will go on the internet and watch videos of chad fucking stacy in the wildest, most depraved ways
>they are both paid decent money for it, and I'm just gonna feed them attention and clicks like a good beta provider I am
>yeah, that will make me feel better for sure
pornfags are actually going to defend this.
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>>34113770
>Watching porn to make yourself feel better about something.
>watching 3d porn
Wat
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>>34113824
porntards usually argue that abstaining from porn would be "torture", so I'm guessing it does make them feel nice
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>>34113770
Jokes on you, the kind of porn I consume (3D animated, drawn, hentai, etc.) is all made by robots. What kinda people do you think produce porn like that? I am supporting my fellow robots when I jerk off.
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>finally met a girl online that is interested in me
>we have almost everything in common >she understands me and consoles me
>shes fucking from Europe
I want to kill myself why is life so fucking cruel. We sleep on Skype every night and it makes me feel less lonely but I just want to be with her.
This is truly hell.
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Going through the same thing with a guy I met on here
Stay strong
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>he is a 3rd-worlder
lmao
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>>34113730
if you don't mind anon, i'll take her from here. where exactly from europe?
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>just watched cheese pizza for first time
>absolutely shocked
>and aroused at the same time
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>>34113710
You're going to jail anon.
The NSA already knows what you've done. You're kidding yourself if you think otherwise.
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>>34113748
I have a strong magnet just in case
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What's that? Link please?
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How to get female orbiters?
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start out by posting a picture of yourself
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1. Be a desirable man.
2. Give them mixed signals.
3. ???
4. Friendzone them.
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aim for girls who have bpd and get obsessive over a guy
like me for eg
>put your finger on your neck
>go to http://onlineheartrate.com/
>click every time you feel a pulse
>post your age, gender and average bpm ITT
>compare results with others
>24
>male
>92
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Male
50 bpm
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25/m/57
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>>34113522
>>34113558
How do you all have so low bpm. No wonder i'm tense and anxious all the time at 90.
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>Anime is filled with diverse interesting girls who have different tastes in partners and are willing to see past superficial flaws and love somebody for who they are
>Real women are all pretty much exactly the same as one another, they all want the same guys, and will immediately lose interest if a guy shows any sign of not being a standard-issue Chad
REEEEEEEEEE why is this allowed?
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>>34113423
this is about as true for men as it is for women
real life sucks
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Men allow it so it is allowed.
Same thing with capitalism. Everybody hopes eventually he or his child gets to the top of the food chain and fuck others in the ass. But in reality people keep up an unfair system where 95% of people and their children suck dick forever.
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>>34113423
>anime there's your answer, it's specifically made to appeal to beta cucks