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>>34116676
pig want fud

Come up with another one if it bothers you that much

no it was originally posted on twitter and possibly tumblr, someone on /r9k/ nicked it

>>34116672
theres nothing wrong with that. its fine if shes taller than you

>>34116689
>theres nothing wrong with that. its fine if shes taller than you
thank you :)

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>tfw you go on a non-normie board only to discover normie posts

>>34116652
It won't work because you'll never get married.

>>34116665
It's a long shot. But if it ever happens I want this safety net when an inevitable divorce happens. I don't want to be emotionally devastated and financially drained even though my wife has a job that pays enough to support herself.

>>34116652
>Will this work?
no
>Will some Jew be able to make those legal documents null?
yes

Exactly that has happened few months back in NY if Im not mistaken, city, not state.

i also lift if that changes anything
(8 months serious bulk)

maybe im just delusional to think anyone could like an autist like me

Maybe she thinks you just dont care so naturally she keeps trying to get your attention. Dont worry, it will change when she realises you are just a sperg

>>34116781
she must know by now. i stutter abit when talking to her.
why must i fall in love with every girl that talks to me.

I have never held a woman's hand and never kissed a girl.

>>34116548
because you fucking whiny kid, you're the normal. I fucking whish everyone would make things up in here.

>>34116548

I am White, Roman Catholic, successful, normal, heterosexual, not obsessed with porn and fapping, and didn't throw my virginity to random whores or Dem Used Goods.

And I'm proud.

Also, I love /b/ because I can tell "you faggot" to gay dudes without bosses hurrdurring and mobbing me.

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>>34116507

Used to get very very immersed in video games, especially adventure/RPG, and I always got the new editions of all gaming magazines in the store. But lost interest in the late 90's. Maybe one day if I reach that point of financial independence I'll shut myself in for some years and catch up with all vidya.

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>>34116608
>Maybe one day if I reach that point of financial independence I'll shut myself in for some years and catch up with all vidya.

Yeah, I need to go through my backlog someday too, but studying Japanese is so fucking time consuming. My goal is to reach native fluency and that can take decades. Sometimes I wish I had never started studying it.

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>>34116724

Anata wa sugoi. I'm impressed you're hanging in there, I imagine 9 out of 10 who ventures to study japanese bails out quite instantly. I would love to know it myself too, for the sake of all media one could get into. The alphabets seems hideous to remember though, at least the damned kanji, remember the aieuo somewhat. For a while I listened to the Pimsleur brainwash tapes, they were surprisingly effective to get some basic conversational japanese, and if I hear japanese I can get a vague grasp of what they're talking about. I've resigned myself from that dream though, unfortunately one wasn't born a polyglot.
Do you study at some faculty or self studies?

Retard

Originalio

>>34116473
You snorted synthetic marijauna, rip

I'm calling the cops on you anon

Whichever says yes.

>dating non-humans

Race traitor

reminder that demons have vaginas and angels all have penises

>>34116450
>someone took the time to make this thread

omg

Why don't they ever shit normally in these gifs? Her bowels must not be feeling well.

great now i need therapy

Can you just gift me $10 instead. I want to play one hand of blackjack

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I thought about it but then
>DieFlutKommt

Filthy German

I don't have kik or snapchat. But if it's something sexual then no

I was like him in my teenage years. Then later my first girlfriend fucked my best friend and slowly I started seeing the world for what it is and removed my cuck glasses.

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>>34116367
oh yeah?
you were like me?
in what way?

hi my name is john green and today on crash course history we are going to discuss how boring and overrated white european history is, and then we are going to jerk off to eastern history and make jokes about how the mongols raped and murdered tens of millions of people

she's trying to say "how dare you look at me you fucking pervert creep"

that she browses 4chan

She badly wants a sperg like you to put a leash on her.

Nope sounds like a great idea anon go for it

>Being rich
>Buying second hand goods

I don't get it.

>>34116183
Great plan op apart from the fact that you aren't rich and even if you were you'd still be a 200kg pile of shit that could never catch them.

>>34116152
>I am a loser.
Check
>I'm not interesting to talk to,
Check
>I'm ugly,
Check
>I'm brown,
Oh, this one doesn't check
>I live in a 3rd world shithole,
Check
>I will never lose my virginity and I will never have a bf.
Not check since I'm not gay. Just deal with it, anon. You'll still have some lucky days.

>>34116311
>Not check since I'm not gay. Just deal with it, anon. You'll still have some lucky days.
No. I won't. It will never happen.

And what if I tell you that I, who probably lives on the other side of the planet, am absolutely interested in your life and every thought you ever had? Your life is not mine, therefor I want to know it. But I never will and this saddens me.

world is fuck

i don't like dubstep sorry

>>34116347
me eighter m8