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>>34119078
Once I went to a friends birthday party and I had to slept there. I went to bed with a girl.

She fell asleep quickly. I couldn't sleep at all. I got so nervous I couldn't move a muscle, so I just waited there until it was morning.

Painful experience.
>tfw i could have lost my vcard that day but i'm a coward

Did you really have to use a porn image for the OP? I almost hide your thread.

>>34119078
Not slept in a bed with someone since I was a little kid with my parents.

Not even in an sort of sexual way, that sounds really fucking nice. Few people can have that closeness Anon, enjoy it while it lasts, I know I'd do a lot to have a relationship with someone like that.

I feel like I want a hug now.

My now girlfriend please don't reee at me I just graduated to normie a couple months ago used to sleep in bed with me when she came over and smoked weed with me and my two friends. She didn't smoke weed before she met me, I convinced her to join me during class once. She claimed she was worried about getting caught going back to her dorm so I would just let her sleep with me. Comfy af.

>>34118990

Okay, I guess you're either retarded or a nu-male that has never stepped foot in a home improvement store.

If you're doing a tiny project, you should be measuring beforehand and getting the answer yourself.

If you're doing a major project that will need a lot of rope in a lot of places, you buy more than you'll need and take advantage of the fact that most home improvement stores offer partial refunds on unused portions of their supplies.

>>34119048
>Okay, I guess you're either retarded or a nu-male that has never stepped foot in a home improvement store.
Rude.

>>34119139

Fine, you're right. He could also be a hikikomori that has to venture out to buy supports for his trash den.

fuck off to /v/ with that memestation

>>34118953
Only bitches get switches

>no decent games until Holiday 2017

Yeah, no thanks. I'll enjoy my AMD Ryzen & Vega PC.

>>34118927
no, fuck you little fag

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life is unfair

c>an't browse dead threads because too much effort and archives are impossible to go through

not interested in wasting extra time

i wish this was a sfw board

>>34118855
why does this kid know that lady has a penis.
That lady had better not be exposing itself to a minor.

Dylan is a phag.

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>>34118887
wenk

How do you plan to grow one?

>>34118808
I get it tbqh

>>34118808
I like my onahole a lot.

>>34118795
>why do cucks like this always get gfs :(

He's alpha

>>34118795
if you think he should be bullied maybe consider bullying him yourself

>he's alpha
HE IS A FUCKING FAGGOT HE SHOULD DIE WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY REEEEEE

Why would anyone laugh at you for toilet paper?

buy your paper, WITH condoms and a bottle of whiskey

>>34118768
They don't laugh.
The worst I ever had was a cashier asking if I wanted it bagged or not and referred to it by the brand name.

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>>34118728
More Joey please

>>>/b/

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>>34120058
a woo woo woo woo!!!

Well, throughout history, man has evolved to know that it comes to knowing how to with or holding in like it for what it's worth on doing.

>>34118705
Goddamnit I want to suck that monster so badly

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>>34118705
>man has evolved to know that it comes to knowing how to with or holding in like it for what it's worth on doing

You could make a lot of money filming it and providing evidence that it's incest, like some family photos at the beginning or birth certificates with names blurred out.

There is a huge incest porn community desperate for some real shit, you two would make $$$$$

>>34118629
>Would I be a bad person to hire her?
No but you would be if you didn't post pics afterwards she won't sleep with you though she'll just be creeped out that you know and tried to hire her

t. cousin is a prostitute

All women are prostitutes anon, they all trade their pussy for resources

>>34118612
I think there are risks to not masturbating at all, and masturbating without pornography is probably a bit better for psychological health.
I have no source for these outrageous claims I've made.

The objectively best strategy is to fap once every 2-3 days using only your imagination and mostly for the sole purpose of emptying your balls.

>>34118612
god I wanna stick my dick in that butthole, I mean-if there are 2

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Post pic, I'll be the judge of that

>>34118667
no thanks, this isn't soc (On which I get 9 or 10/10)

>>34118748
Why the fuck are you humblebragging then? Go waste your time on something more worthwhile noob lol

>>34118590
>Big Asian Cock
I go to the gym daily and swim too, I have seen more dicks than a woman in her lifetime, the biggest dude I saw was some romanian-jewish gold medalist.
Asians are not that tiny but below everyone else and blacks are memes.

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>Big Asian Cock
>Not BOC

BIG OBESE COCK!

>>34118590
The races will become more mixed in the next decade.

It may well be Big Indian-Afro-Scottish Cock that women worship

Sorry just a normal cat

>>34118588
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>>34118594
FUCKING NORMAL CATS
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA