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>>34119447
It means even the Constitution, the symbol of a civilized country, can be rewritten if enough dumb fucks vote for it.

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>>34119571
And that means we could eventually get what Plato described as an hedonistic tyranny, I think.

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>>34119447
>means what?
constitution is a social construct obviously

>>34119426
ghjkknbvxarzj test brol

>>34119426
No.
im greedy, frugal, and manipulative even to those closest to me.
however i'm not charismatic enough nor enough of a douchebag to abuse and then lose what i have as a result.

I used to be until after high school, then I realized how shit most people are. I still try to be nice and help people out who genuinely need it and are trying to help themselves though.

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>>34119408
here
have my daddy

>>34119408
I won't, and he's been dead for 25 years.

I literally couldn't even if my life depended on it

I used to feel that way, then you see a person show some interest to you, to how you actually feel and you fall in love with her. Then you realize she's friendzoned you so you fall even more in love because that's how love works. You continue like this until a new girl shows some interest to you

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>>34119373
>How do you even fall in love with a person
you will know if you ever do it I think

I don't know

>>34119403
>You continue like this until a new girl shows some interest to you
But I'm still trying to get her and somewhat ignored the other girl.

>>34119353
I do it, everyone in the pool does it.
I know I cant escape it, and just swim in the piss or get out early.

I really hate public pools. Ironically is not even for the piss at all. I just hate so much people around me in the water. It is pretty disgusting though, but I honestly wouldn't break up with her.

I scold her then piss in her face so she knows how she makes everyone else feel. Maybe make her wear diapers for a week as extra punishment.

I was drunk and I forward flipped over a fence. Then I went into my pals bathroom and puked everywhere except in the toilet.

>some stoner chad invites me and my friend to his house to smoke a joint
>There's a couple other people too
>he rolls one and we go to the balcony and sit in a circle
>the joint gets passed and i take a few puffs
>it was only 1 joint for like 6 people
>the chad flirts hard with a stacy that was also there
>the joint is kill, we go back and wait for it to kick in
>sit on the couch and feel almost no effects while everyone says it was good shit
>the chad asks me if i'm high
>say i feel something, but not sure
>he giggles and says some more stoner shit
>go for a walk with the other poeple
>bored as hell
>go back home

First times smoking weed are shit

My drug experiences so far:

>smoked weed 4 times
>felt like shit and threw up every time

>did lsd once
>felt like shit, threw up and had a really bad trip

>did mdma twice
>felt like shit and threw up both times (I'm the only person I know that felt sick after doing mdma)

I think there's something wrong with me.

>tfw two intelligent to commit suicide

there is no point, our lives are just made of meaningless "fury and sound" striving for non-existent meaning.

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>>34119363
>Meaning you're a faggot who's afraid of death

I'm just gonna wait until death in glorious hand-to-hand combat starts being a thing again, then maybe I'll consider throwing my life away in a stupid-but-patriotic war instead of hanging myself like a fucking Beta.

It's 8:40 PM
What fucking breakfast

Rats

Origanooo

I don't cook but I could make some eggs if you want

>>34119236
I saw the 9gag watermark

>>34119236
i'd call the god a faggot for visiting 9gag

close 9gag, and switch to reddit

the only thing publix has going for it is it's ice cream (dairy in general) and the fresh areas(except for the deli, other than prepackaged meats). Otherwise I'd rather shop at walmart because cheeeeeaaap.

You could explain what publix is. Is it a banana store?

>tfw you will never have a publix in your state
it felt amazing when i went there one time.

>>34119213
How about just going to him right now and sucking his cock?

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>>34119213
Feel bad that he is a lonely guy and his only option is fishing for mentally disturbed girls on a north korean seaweed filtration forum

>>34119213
keep going and see where this goes

>>34119194
>he stands up while sitting down

I have to lean forward when pushing heavy doors open, but that's only because I'm a chick, so I'm weak as hell and have almost no upper body strength.

>>34119280
Uhhh, sexist much?!

sounds like you were born to take dick in your ass

>>34119150
Are you fat? Because if you are, chances are that's the reason for your big hips.

>>34119190
I was born to commit suicide I think

this is just the cherry on top of my shit life, I can never catch a break

>>34119103
Yeah and now the manlets are 185cm and the chads are all 2m +

Kankermongool

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>>34119103
telling people they don't deserve love is probably just going to upset them, quit being a dick op

>supposed to procreate

No one is supposed for anything.

>>34119089
Hah, wow you actually came all the way to r9k now?? Fucking pathetic desu

>>34119089
How exactly does someone recognize you on here?

>>34119089

That's the difference between you and a chad.

A Chad can say 2+2=5 in broad daylight and be proven wrong and still have self esteem.