Should we remove the robot again
http://www.strawpoll.me/12100697/r
>>34120596
What no, do you want to shitpost that bad
>>34120776
no
originalinoya see my one word answer to this post is a pain in the ass to post, everyone just cheats the robot and posts unoriginal stuff anyway so whats the fuckin point
>>34120819
I propose making the robot smarter and able to detect random shit tagged onto posts to make them original.
But with how "dedicated" the staff of 4chan is (and the difficulty of that to program,) that will probably never happen.
Sister just had panic attack
Help me imouto autists I thought bullying her would make her like me.
I think she's ledgit afraid of me and if push her hard enough she might kill her self.I dont want this
>>34120584
Are are a legitimate retard. Didn't you learn tsuderes don't work in real life you autistic fuck?
Now you offer her a drink to help relax.
>>34120584
First describe in detail what you did and how she reacted, then we can help
How do robots feel about dating black girls?
You a black girl?
Dhdhsnsnsns
If she a cutie, not into nigger culture and chill then I got no problems.
>>34120515
Why would I date a monkey?
We are not as attractive, talkarive, outgoing, optimistic as normies. Because of it we have been denied happy live. They have no respect for you. No love for you. They can only feel these things to people more powerfull than them. Chads are admired by normies and there is a line of women waiting to suck his dick. And what's for you? At best they'll ignore you. This whole society is just a game of competition for resources and sex. If you refuse to play it, you'll be for them untermensch. They'd without hesitation sacrifice hundreds of us for one of them.
nice autism text dude
This society fucks us over. But when any of us fights back (for example by killing some normies) then he is the great villain
>>34120462
I can tell you live in some white-trash city.
You need to get some smart friends.
>>34120549
No that makes you fucking autistic, not a villain.
>Whites get told they cant be robots
>They automatically default to "women can be robots too"-tier mental gymnastics
How can you be a robot if you act like the women who come here to "poke fun at the virgin losers"
>inb4 "dude being a robot isn't about being undesirable, it doesn't say anything about that in the Official Board Rules(tm) lmao" revisionist history
>>34120433
How does it help being white when everyone else around me is also white? All my competition is more desirable fellow whites.
>operating under a false presupposition that "No men exist that are white AND undesirable"
lrn 2 logic
Never met a white who couldn't instantly get a gf just by being white, to be h
What is the most robot hairstyle?
I used to think it was long hair, because it's sort of a sign of neetdom, but now I'm thinking it's a buzz cut.
I just want to have to put no effort into my appearance
Bowl cut and curly hair.
I would say #2 all around without shaping yourself up. It's blatantly obvious you did it yourself, shows minimal effort and can be done in <5 minutes.
>>34120368
doesn't matter as long as it's greasy and unwashed
>tfw you find out your oneitis is dead
(drug overdose)
>>34120269
Wasn't she pregnant?
Also source?
>>34120484
BTW that's what you get for sucking nigger cocks.
>>34120484
my oneitis isnt leah gotti. i just needed a pic.
>Anon, your younger brother Chad and I have been meaning to tell you... We're in an incestuous relationship
>You can still live with us, but you must accept Chad as your new father
wat do?
>>34120268
If his dick is SO good that it brought you back from the dead, then good for you two. Get out of my apartment.
>>34120268
Report them to the police, incest is illegal in my country and my mother is a bitch who deserves jail.
>>34120379
Only UGGLYY people get arrested for incest
> tfw no bf to get drunk and eat junkfood and pass out with
>>34120227
drinking is bad
>Get drunk
>eat junkfood
Are you trying to get me fat
are you a male?
you're a male
>be spoiled rich white girl
>"honey just don't suck black dick and you get to be spoiled your whole life"
>suck black dick
>upset now that she has to suffer actual real world consequences for her actions
>gets cucks to give her thousands of dollars so she can go to college and suck black dick
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/backlash-against-wealthy-tennessee-white-girl-whose-father-cut-her-off-over-secret-black-lover-1601008
Fuck off to pol normie racebait shill. You have a containment board, stick to it. Nobody cares that you're angry via proxy at black people for fucking a white slut.
>>34120223
Holy shit I thought this was a decently creative shit post until I got to the link
>>34120349
she disobeyed her father. His money, his rules.
We're not all sjw cucks (like you)
>ywn fuck a girl so good it leaves her walking side to side
It kills me knowing I'm never going to have sex. I'm just inferior in every way to alpha male Chad.
How do I go on living?
>>34120136
Sex is boring and girls don't like sex.
Get a trap if you have to.
>>34120207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXiSVQZLje8
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS THEN? REEEEEEEEE
>>34120136
If you're so intent on living, you give up on sex as a concept.
You'll never visit rome, you'll never live in space, you'll never have sex.
It's sad but oh well I guess
>just started trying to draw seriously 2 days ago
>don't know what the fuck am doing.
Either way draw fag thread, post ur art so I can shamelessly copy off of your stuff and learn a few things from it.
>>34120104
This is the last thing I did.
>>34120104
Hey you can draw a sphere better than me>>34120145
nice
I draw only when I'm bored
If you were going to die in an hour or two, what would you do?
>>34120048
jack off
and accept death.
>>34120048
Assuming I weren't bedridden, probably drive my car as fast as I could down the highway.
I don't have any drug hookups, and I don't think I'd want to be with anyone else.
If I were bedridden, probably a deathbed conversion to every religion I knew about.
I probably wouldn't have enough self-control to do anything meaningful. Probably just cry
>living in a second world country
>no neetbux cuz the government doesn't recognize spergs
Why even live? there's not even slight point for me to live to feel happy. Normies got love from their families, friends and an ability to be productive to society. I've got nothing, it's like they want me to kill myself.
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>>34119951
>it's like they want me to kill myself
They probably do. One less mouth to feed and more resources to go around.
>>34119951
>Why even live?
if you are cute enough and willing to transition I will sponsor your descent into my housepet sissy boy
>h-hi, uh, anon. Um, d-do you like my n-new s-short hairdo?
Ugly little mouse, put some fucking weight on.
>>34119900
It's harder to style and maintain short/medium hair and growing it out won't be very fun.
>>34119900
You look like a dyke, get a wig