>me
>call from grandparent who I don't see often, on average 3-5 times anually
>Typical "how u doing" stuff
>Time to hangup
>he says "Glad to know you are ok"
>When I heard "glad" I thought he'd say "glad we talked"
>Went to say "Me too" but I realized it doesn't fit in with that new sentence which contradicted the 1 I thought he'd say
>Said Y-yes instead because I'm nervous around him since I don't see him often
>Told me ""Likewise". Good night" like he was schooling me to say likewise when someone says something good to me
This ruined my fucking evening. I dont have the spergs but my anxiety causes my mouth and brain to block. I literally don't wanna talk to him again he ruins my mood.
Share your thoughts anons. Am I overreacting?
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>>34121141
btw he's paternal grandfather so he's pretty close in blood terms but very distant and not very warm behavior. How is it my fault he didn't spend more time with us and now I sperg from anxiety?
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>>34121141
-bring ups
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>>34121141
ccccccccccccome on. discuss
origami asf
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>can't stop aggressively sniffing my cats
does anyone else do this?
is this what it means to have toxoplasmosis?
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>>34121126
I do that with my dog
She's just so fucking soft
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You just love her. Nothing wrong with that. You should see how veraciously my cat sniffs my old socks.
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I wouldn't say aggresively, but I do like to sniff my cat.
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>see pretty girl
>a loudspeaker in my head immediately goes
>"NOT YOURS. CANNOT HAVE"
>"YOU ARE NOT WORTHY"
>don't even try
How do I fix this?
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Don't worry, eventually you'll just stop wanting them. Love is a meme, nobody really needs it.
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>>34121120
get self respect so you think 'nice girl, I gonna give it a shot'
it's strange, when someone sees a nice house or a ice car he understands that he can't have it because he didn't put any effort into getting it. But with girls it's like everybody thinks he's entitled to the best girls without doing anything for it. But deep inside you, you know that this is wrong. You can't get anything just because you want to have it, you have to put work into it
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>>34121183
>get self respect
How? I'm not ugly or fat, I have a relatively well-paying job that I don't hate, the only things I genuinely dislike about myself are beyond my control, i.e. wasting 5 years of my life on neetdom and never having a gf.
But I constantly feel like I'm inferior to everyone around me except the absolute dregs of society and that everyone can tell I'm an alien that doesn't belong.
I'm decent to good at many things but every time I see someone better it chips away a piece of my self esteem because I can't get to that level.
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This is Bailey Jay's husband.
He is bald.
He is fat.
He is beta looking.
He is short.
He is old.
He is fucking a 9/10 tranny.
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He is fucking a man with a penis. He's dating down
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>>34121110
I don't care about fags.
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> He is fucking a man
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I know a lot of us play with this idea from time to time and never follow- but this time i'm committed.
I'm done being a neet, i want to move out, i want to be free, i want to be able to afford to take part in the great waifu era.
But i'm not going to fucking college, i know myself and i know i would become an hero on day 2.
Anyone here manged to do it? any collegecucks that can give advice?
What coding languages and fields or whatever should i learn?
Requirements:
>can self learn in a few months
>doesn't update much so i wont have to go back to learning all the time
>a lot of jobs on the marketit will be hard getting hired as an autisimo with no degree
>good pay
>comfy work at my own pace with no one micromanaging me, best if i can work from home a lot /// being the guy every company needs on full time standby but he never does shit and just browses r9k all day.
>not too much socializing
I'm been looking around at job offers and i'm seeing a ton of jobs for a PHP- is this something good?
And it will be nice if you can point us in the right direction 2, i'm looking at 10 tabs of "Learn to code" and no idea where to start.
Fellow neet robots, join me on this glorious journey of becoming a wagecuck.
Wagecucks, guide us and carry our stuff.
REEEEEE
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>>34121073
Depending on your country the field might be filled with people who know the 1-3 languages
you missed the train CJ
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If you don't want to go to college (can't blame you, not for everyone) trade school is always an option. I don't know about other places but in America jobs relating to trades are like an untapped oilfield.
Unless if you're one of those "lel fug that that's for dummies :DDD" then I hope you enjoy McDonalds.
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Software development is a volatile industry, it requires a lot of creativity rather than a constant workflow. If you're into computers I'd recommend getting into sys-admin work. I'm studying in college right now and it's just remembering a lot of acronyms and services. Soon I'll be able to babysit a server on 30k+ per year until I die.
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What is the perfect life to you?
Pic related for me btw
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100 mil in the bank
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100 billion in the bank and I own the bank as well and my bedroom is one of the many hundreds of bank vaults.
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warm meal and a good nights sleep every single day for life
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who her/turnedoffbywomenforeverbecauseofinappropiatemother/ here?
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>>34120899
No, I'm turned on by women because of a healthy young sexual relationship with her. Now when I'm with a girl it brings back the innate feelings of love I felt as a baby.
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>>34120972
I don't like her as a person
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>>34120972
>tfw incest is actually normal?
[sick fuck]
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What are /r9k/s allies?
What are its enemies?
All I thought up was you might be opposed to /soc/ because it is normies. But that's not really enough
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>>34120878
/pol didnu du nuffin
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I dont understand this image but i'd say we're pretty close to /b/ in terms of userbase :^)
/pol/ stole our memes, and we are the current meme powerhouses aside from tv and sp so we're closest to them. both our userbases are ""outsiders"", but they are more like the pepe to our wojak.
not enough weebs to be buddies with /a/, faggots just like posing as girls but dont actually watch anime. not too many vidya goys.
allies: /pol/, /b/
enemies: everyone else
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>>34120878
/b/ro here just touring the boards
/r9k/ seems quite like /b/, just less traps
Thats all i have to say
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>2011+6
>not having black gf
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>>34120850
black girls have deep vaginas need 8x6 tbqhonest
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i do like grape soda, we would have something in common.
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I'm scared of black people.
How are you holding up fellas?
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not good tbhnest
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>>34120791
>>34120836
>believing that le nofap leddit maymay with actually improve your lives
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>>34120791
You could do better than that. That is a rather fat ass
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I swear i don't get whats so great about it, with normies constantly craving it and it being pretty much the epicenter of any relationship out there
Anyone else simply not hunger for sex? How does it affect your life?
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>>34120723
That's why they're normies. Asexuals aren't really normies.
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Most of us aren't after sex.
We just want to be with someone.
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>>34120723
I don't have as much of a sex drive anymore because I'm on antidepressants.
This comment is originally original
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>tfw got a 33% on my first quiz this semester
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>>34120667
Should've studied instead of shitposting on a robot board idiot.
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>>34120698
I'm quitting the course. But not before I send the professor and email calling him a cuck.
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>>34120816
You don't have the balls anon. Quit lying to yourself
How do i be remembered I am rich and want to leave an impact
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>>34120658
give it all to charity and also molest
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>>34120658
>I am rich
Get out normie.
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>>34120658
Descend into barbarism, create a host of warriors craving for battle, arm yourself with a spare nuke that you say you'll detonate if any organized armies of the Great Powers intervene in your campaign of pillaging, and go lay waste to the Occidental World like Alaric and Attila did.
How To Disappear Completely?
I don't want to be here, in this rare and bad world..
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>>34120621
I'd like to know how to disappear. Sounds pretty cool.
I don't want to kill myself though
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> Le edgy depression
Jesus Christ this reminds me of when I was a whiny teenager .....cringeworthy shit right here
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>>34120660
>edgy
If you looked up the definition of edgy you would see that the only thing edgy here is your post.
What hobbies/music interests a girl has would be a turn off for guys? There's a guy who won't leave me alone, and I can't say "being a huge slut" because I have that innocent look. It has to be believable and besides...some guys like sluts.
I was thinking:
>Christian Rock
>Volunteering at church
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this is prob bait but what type of guy is he
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>>34120609
Ask him to shit on your chest.
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Just make fun of his interests and hobbies, that should work