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"I showed you my dick answer me"
OG pic is a girl, you got fooled once again you dumb trap lover faggots
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I refuse to believe, nice edit tho
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post sauce or i will bump this thread to death
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>>34121555
hand her off to me senpai

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Does our quest for oats truly matter?
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Get me a fucking hospital pigfucker
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Discovery is an unending journey, as we explore the millions of oats in this universe, this is where we ask why. We are only stifled by the tastes that we do not yet know
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>>34121582
kinda looks like that farmer guy from the beginning of tarantino's inglourious basterds

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what are you listening to at this very moment anons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4uJFGDdcBo
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Why does she cut?.....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A8KprypFNw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqTnXulD2XQ

Nigger

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being a robot isnt easy, i know it, but you know what's harder? trying to be a /functionalrobot/

>waking up by 5:00 am after sleeping (if so) at 4:00
>working like 10 hrs a day
>browsing /r9k/ the rest of your day like the dipshit you know you are and totally ignoring the fact your body needs to sleep
>constantly passing out, puking blood, crying yourself alone at bathroom and literally being ignored by everyone at work
>having your paycheck cut by 30 or 50% cause absences
>being a total faggot and not having the guts to kill yourself

life is not easy guys, but hating yourself that much is something i can't even stand anymore
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I wage slaved for a decade, right now i'm on disability for an injury, been on it almost a year....i can't imagine going back to work at this point, but i know my disability is going to run out soon.
I've taken this time to try and improve myself as best i could, lost some weight, tried my god damndest to break out of robotism...talked to some grills (i even just scored a date for sunday night)
i can't go back to wage slaving i just can't

OP i don't know exactly what has you feeling so depressed but If you can somehow do what I did and find a way to get out of work and take some time for yourself it could help. if i had kept working the way i was i probably would be in your same position.
wage slaving while being alone is miserable and soul crushing.
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>>34121690
>ad kept w
"wage slaving while being alone is miserable and soul crushing."

this is literally my feel now, thank u anon
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>>34121737
yw, stay strong brobot things can get better.
bulging discs in lower spine is quite common i hear.

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Why are girls the most sought after commodity here if no one will date them?
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>>34121449
>if no one will date them
Other way around, fampai. They won't date us.
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>>34121449
ffs i told you to stop posting
no one wants a loser girl just like no one wants a loser guy
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>>34121478
>no one wants a loser girl just like no one wants a loser guy

*leans into Mic*
Wrong.

I'd happily date a loser girl as long as she doesn't care that I'm not exactly a winner myself

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People do raids on twitch and swat people and all that, but how come no one ever does that shit to cam whores? That would be hilarious. Imagine naked masturbating girls having ridiculous shit happen to them.
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because cam whores dont g ive out their real names or adress you dumb newfag
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camwhores do not publicize their addresses
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>>34121459
>he doesn't know about IPs or datamining
>your entire post

Are you 14?

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https://mega.nz/#!10cVxZaK!AxccQyeHG3KvMTBqJWQhN2fSxXhaGTJJPzvYWpNNOX4
https://www.sendspace.com/file/nswade

Whoremaker is a slave manager game that I decided to mod it and add new content. My latest update adds:

-Several new gifs and webms
-New "Watch porn" feature and hopefully this is a good idea
-It's now possible to get a game over and I included a new gameover scene.
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Is there a homo edition?
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>>34121596

https://www.tfgamessite.com/?module=viewgame&id=873
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>>34121435
I've never seen a game that screams "straight white man" more than this.

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Why do normies like such terrible music?
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Whats so normie about the smiths?
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>>34121601
artsy college roasties love queen is dead, i dont know why he picked meat is murder though
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>>34121433
>Why do normies like such terrible music?

How are The Smiths normie music? Id call that good music taste. Normies these days listen to dubstep and taylor swift kinda shit i suppose.

Gr8 b8

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>when after a year you come back to a board that went to shit and nothing has changed or improved
Once a board is flooded with retards it's done. I wish there was a big altchan exodus so 4chan would have competitors and there would be a decent place for feelfags on the internet.
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what is le wiz chan

faggot
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>>34121447
Wizchan is a board for schizoids. If you admit you're lonely there people will tell you to come here. You can't have real feel threads there, it's just a site where people effort post in a resigned, jaded way. It's much better than here but that's not saying anything.
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>>34121415
I'm going to have to ask for a sauce on that image, OP

Origami

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What happened, robots? He looks such like a sweet child in this photo, what went wrong? Could we have prevented it?
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>>34121375
Nothing. Autism is a bitch.

Sonic didn't help things though, I will admit. But if it wasn't Sonic, it would have been something else.
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>>34121375
All children look like sweet children you sheep.

There's no helping mentally stunted people.
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>>34121460
lol this was literally going to be my reply anon

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/r9k/ sucks now. Let's make a new board.

I've already made the /qa/ thread for Hiro to consider.
>>>/qa/948744

Rules:

>1) Posters cannot imply or reference themselves as women or non-virgins.

>2) Do not make porn threads or post porn. NSFW is allowed with spoilers.

>3) Camwhoring (tinychat/omegle),hookup, "rate me" threads, and posts and threads regarding PERSONAL ROMANTIC relationships should go on /soc/.

>4) LGBT thread topics should go on /lgbt/

>5) Person worshiping threads (Eliza/Ashley/Rose/etc.) are not allowed.


show your support and post in this thread and the /qa/!
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Try 8ch, you can make that board yourself. This place is a dump, mods don't care about us.
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>>34121369
I support this idea, let's make it great again etc.
I want it, it's not irony
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>>34121501
thank you for the support.

Please drop by the /qa/ and leave a short appeal to Hiro saying why you would like a new board for robots.

lol there are so many triggered normies in that thread.

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Is it a good idea to have sex with a sarcastic cat loving feminist girl in college?
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>>34121355
That's one of the worst sentences I've ever read
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>>34121355
sure, bby, y not
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>>34121355
yes marry her
you can do all cooking, laundry, cleaning
feminism is in

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>go on tinder
>somehow get a match

Oh man on jeez oh boy on fuck
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>>34121236
Can't even spell properly oh man
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>>34121236
>oh boy on fuck

Wish you exactly that. Now go get it.
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>>34121236
It's a bot, dude. Chill.

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hey r9k, i need some advice.
i'm dating a guy (ironically, he's actually named Chad) who i met off of reddit about 2 years ago... i was posting on /r/gonewild at the time because i was kinda slutty, and he got in touch and offered to fly me out to live with him. my life was shit so i did it. So now i'm living with this guy and things are good, but i met another guy from this new city off of omegle that really loves talking to me. Chad is a super jealous dude and doesn't let me have friends that are boys, so I have to go behind his back to talk to this new dude... new dude (let's call him Drew) is a neet but he works out a lot so our schedules match up (my bf works night shifts). so anyways, drew and I occasionally meet up and "watch movies," aka he'll feel me up and rub my pussy over my panties while i moan in his ear.

I really liked chad a lot at first but now he just sits on re dd it all day and plays WoW, and he never takes me out anywhere.. he's also 32 and i'm 23... he's sweet but we don't have very much in common... drew doesn't want to date i don't think but i enjoy the casual "cheating" if you can even call it that.

anyways, chad pays for EVERYTHING so i don't know if i should break it off... what do i do?

pic related is from a spreadsheet of my accounts that he reimburses
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amazing believable content.
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>>34121199
hahahahahahahahaha

>adv
>gtfo
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I dont even know what you are trying to do here. Its very well put together put at the same time too shitty to be pasta. I'm confuse.

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Riddle me this robots

If women are as inferior as you claim, then why do they surpass men in both academics and the workplace in modern society?
Women get the easiest jobs with great pay along with more compensation.
Women outperform most boys in both Highschool AND college.

Women live much longer than men.
Women have more sex than men.

Well Im waiting...
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Show us statistical evidence instead of talking out your ass you pathetic roastie fuckbag.
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>>34121179
Women are physically, mentally, and spiritually weak creatures in comparison to their male counterparts. They're dually compensated for their inherent weak status by voting in a big government legislature that gives them all their societal praise with political benefits in return for replacing the father figure of the middle and lower classes.
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>>34121246
they're right tho, u mad bro?

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