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>Wake u take anti depressants, shower, get dressed
>Eat breakfast (lamb curry) while using my SAD light to make me happy
>Go to work place training
>Get there and the tutor isnt there he is snowed in at home
>Go back home and get in jim jams
>Eat tuna sandwich and shitpost
>do that for 4 hours
>Eat dinner
>Sit on r9k for the rest of the evening

>>34123536

>woke up
>took a shower and brushed my teeth
>drive to work
>take care of some stuff at work
>eat
>finish up a project
>drive home
>browse my stocks
>open up 4chan and browse

>>34123536
You want to not be bored? Play stocks and watch yourself get obsessed. That will keep you occupied.

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>wake up at 6AM
>lay in bed for an hour
>shower
>drink coffee and eat two eggs
>try/fail to dress cutely
>walk a mile to college campus
>go to two classes
>go to seminar and sit quietly behind crush
>go to lab and find out my experiment failed
>make an excuse to go home early and cry on walk home
>lay in bed
>eat a burger

it's whatever

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havent cut full contact but basically there.

I only hear from my dad once every 7 months. Same with my sister, but she lives in a different state.
it sucks but you get use to it.

>>34123502
for ten years i talked to my mom once ever four to six months, on the phone for ten minutes.
saw them once a year.
never reallyh talked to my dad or sister.
because of stuff we talk two or three times a week now, but i didn't really give a fuck when we didn't talk. i think they're annoying.

>>34124640
this anon. parents are just people and they can be annoying as fuck too

>>34123491
What a coincidencia, I ver justo seen VHS Teo days ago

>>34123656
Fucking autocorrect origin

>>34123491
i find that movie a good one

The only thing stopping you is your own laziness.

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you always have options

>>34123484
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT WITH YOUR SHITTY "ADVICE"

I'm not a good goy at all.

I would impregnate my gf with many white children.

>>34123452
>tfw no longer learning long, obscure adjectives from these threads

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>>34123452
time to gas yourself

Two examples of mentally ill people. No one wins and op is a fag.

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>>34123476
define mentally ill

>>34123447

One is an attention whore
Other is mentally ill

OP is phaggot.

>>34123279
i started peeing in the shower when i was 14 and i havent stopped

I do it because it saves on water and it's less noise. Plus you have the convenience of washing your hands while you piss.

My mom always used to say if tbe sink got clogged or showing signs of wear-and-tear that it's because I pee in the sink.

>but it's just a liquid
>and I run the water

Even our own mothers are just dumb roasties.

>>34123279
figured there is literally no reason not to except baseless superstitions (stuff normies like adhere to)

>>34123278
>be a 2005 oldfag
>a 2011'er makes a shit thread like this for the 90th time.

>>34123309
>>be a 2005 oldfag

Sure you are bud ;)

>newfag gets triggered from a pasta post

Lol this shit happens daily on /r9k/ and only more proof that this board is nothing more than a decaying corpse.

Depends on how well you know him.
If you just offer to pay for it you're going to sound like you're taking pity on him and he'll tell you to fuck off

I don't think so. I think it all will depend on your approach when proposing such an offer.

It's essential that you present yourself as being polite and you don't seem condescending/judgmental.

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>>34123263
Get a load of Warner Von Moneybags over here. Take your charity and shove it up your ass you snobby cunt faggot.

>>34123168
Yee da evil white patriarki right xD

>>34123205
>be white
>hear someone complaine about racism
>IF YOU WAS RESPONSIBLE UPPITY NIGGA THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED
>BEFRIED A BLACK PERSON?? HAHA FUCK ALL BLACKS

>>34123289
It's time to take your medication bro

>>34123115
retard strength

>>34123115
>Chad

go back to Ieddit

> he probably hasn't even thought about it since it happened and has gone back to fucking bitches left and right while you're still here

>>34123042
How do i know this isnt a honeypot thread? Remember Feds browse this site

>theme song of choice
Wriggle Like A Fucking Eel

>provide details of who you are
Nice try FBI

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>>34123075
Who cares, as long as it's just a fantasy. I'd use a benelli.

Bumperoonicles

>find some random photos of a girl somewhere (instagram probably or whatever girls use)(+if it's feet pics)
>get some girly socks
>wear them or don't
>pretend to be the girl in the picture and sell the socks with your scent added (or even just soak them in a vinegar + water solution)
>make tons of money from desperate footfags

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>>34123069
not bad

am i original yet?

>>34122924
Scorpiongirl Empire
Sicily
Yellow

>>34122924
Magna Frisia
Grey
Far northwest Germany

>>34122924

To-be Nuclear wasteland
Syria
Brown

:( not long now anon

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>>34122883
tic()
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You'll be dead soon.

>>34122883

>spend your time wisely

Yeah. Or alternatively, you could do whatever the fuck you like because nothing matters and there's no such thing as free will anyway.