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>figuring out how the world really works
>slowly realizing that my dad is a huge fucking beta
I always though he was alpha when I was a kid because he would yell at me and hit me if I pissed him off.
But outside the home around other people he is a desparate nice guy and white knight. He orbits women at the gym and treats them like queens.
He also let my mom cuck him and took her on a vacation afterwards.
How am I supposed to respect my dad now when he's such a fucking queer
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my dad is also a turbo beta. He's a good person but i find his snivelling repulsive.
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the first step in becoming a man is realizing your dad isn't special and is most likely a retard faggot.
Personally, mine is an immature autistic wreck. Doubt he will make it to 60 due to his shit tier life style.
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>>34125380
Does he let people walk all over him and take out his anger on you? That's what my dad does.
It is fucking bullshit.
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What's this style called?
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>>34125332
It's called the "I've given up"
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Skullet tee bee ehch
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>>34125332
Skullet MulletI just made that up, but I thought it was pretty witty
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why don't girls care about anything except big cocks
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they also care about height and net worth
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>>34125319
Even with all that, you can only hold on for a few months before she finds Chad 2.0
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Now that's next level projection.
What makes you think of girls thinking about dick
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>on medication
>read side effect
>"difficulty orgasming"
WHY
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Why are you taking meds?
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>take meds without knowing the side effects
Well there is your problem.
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>>34125984
Theyindirectlystop me from wanting to kill myself.
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How do they make plumbuses?
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what the fuck is this
it looks like an adventure time character
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>>34125328
It's a plumbus
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Google gave me near zero information, please anon. Explain
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Better watch your step in my thread, buddy. Just a word of advice.
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>>34125191
*opens trench coat and flashes katana* and you better watch your step, kid.
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>>34125228
Hmm. Alright kid. Stalemate. For now.
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>>34125285
No stalemates. *pulls out gun* You're done, kid.
*pew pew*
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Wow you can get anything at the dollar store?
Which one?
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>>34125178
>verything except a gf
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Is Mrs. Freshley a real person?
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>>34125211
She's waiting at the counter to ring you up
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>It is finally Friday night
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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Kitchen, drowining in pussy
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I have no friends. Had plans with my onii-chan but he ducked out on me. I don't even have any beer and it's now too late to go to the shop ffs
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>>34125170
Because I don't go back to school until tomorrow. I'm gonnahave a movie night with my girlfriendwhen I get back.
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>he suffers on west
HAHAHHHAHH
Do you really think life is so hard for you? Try to be NEET in Russia.
>nepotism 100x more than in western countries, even government jobs are almost hereditary title
>biggest wealth gap in entire world
>no neetbux
>instead you YOU PAY EXTRA TAX TO BE NEET called parasite tax
>Bachelor's tax: unmarried people pay extra tax
>vodka taxes so high over 100 people have died drinking cologne and hand sanitizers containing alcohol, Putin declared national emergency over holiday for this to stop sales
On top of this Russia is most matriarchal society in civilized world. In ancient 'Rus it was practice that daughters inherited all property except weapons, which were given to men. Men were expected to win wealth in battle, and those who failed could never get gf. Now we don't have natural selection to kill off unfortunate male losers, women outside tiny villages have impossible standards so instead we rely on alcohol, and now we can't even afford this. Life is true suffering here in ways you cannot understand.
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pic related, this is what Russian people must drink now that vodka is unaffordable to poor people on fixed/no income.
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How many girls under 18 are virgins in Russia?
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This is how sausage is protected in Russian stores since sanctions and ruble devaluation
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Anyone have experience traveling in Japan? I got into a study abroad program for Tokyo this summer and need tips on how to satisfy my weebness to its max
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Akihabara
Shibuya
Tokyo
See the shrines... eat sea salt ice cream
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>>34125231
Of course. But what are some good places to go in Akihabara?
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pink salons
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WE COMFY WE COZY
Whatchu up to
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>feels
>what you're doing
>comfy pics/gifs/webm/youtube/media
Let's get comfy niggers
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Nobody at work likes me. Nobody talks to me and I don't talk to them. My cute female bosses smile at me, but it's the fake, 'I've got to be nice because I'm upper management' smile
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>>34125171
You should work on your personality more senpai and work on yourself more if you want people to like you. Not to be rude to you but if everybody doesn't like you put yourself out there you might be doing it to yourself.
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Bed poster reporting in for this night we /weekend/ nao
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I just... I want it to stop, man.
I don't want to be anything with my life.I don't want to do anything. I want to curl up and sleep and die. Every waking moment there's a chiding voice in my head berating and attacking me. No matter what I do I'll always be a fucking loser ass faggot who hates himself more than words could describe.
God I need to take myself to a hospital
I have a gf, I have a loving home, good friends, I even do well for myself. I just can't stand existence.
I've tried all that "rebelling against absurdity" shit, but that voice in me tells me how desperate and childish I'm becoming in my grasping for reasons to live. I've long since done away with the guilt of suicide. It was only a minor hindrance.
I'm so sick of myself. I hate it. I lie to my therapist, I lie to my psychiatrist, I lie to everyone. They all think I'm okay when I'm unironically one step closer to the edge every day.
I tell myself that suicide is robbery but it's starting to look like my only way out. Things can't keep going on like this
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Get the fuck to a psychiatrist. It sounds like you're doing better than most of us are. The right drug might snap your brain into order
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>>34125073
I already take anti psychotics for Schizophrenia.
They've robbed me of creativity and the spark of joy in life. If I have no creativity, I literally have nothing (and even then, I've always been a mediocre writer).
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>I literally have nothing
Except a gf, a loving home and good friends.
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Rate me r9k.
Confess how can you even compete?
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>>34124980
I couldn't compete. I rate 7/10 bad haircut among a few other things.
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>>34124980
leo? is that you?
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>>34124980
Leo Stronda
Can you even try? All it does is confirm you're a homosexual.
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I once had sex with a girl with very poor hygiene, i mean she looked fucking amazing 9/10. But when i went down on her i almost puked i just gave her a lick or two and spat on her vagina to "lube up", ofc that was just an excuse for me to remove the disgusting smell and taste from my mouth. I have a pretty regularly sized penis when it comes to length just over 6'', however it is in the girth compartment that i shine by being in the 97th or so percentile with 7'' inches of girth(circumference). The reason i bring this up is because my penis literally shriveled up inside of her, the smell that came up towards my face was horrible and i couldnt get more than a semi yet she seemed to enoy herself.
Whatever i thought and went on however after around 20min of missionary i started to ache, everywhere and tried to switch positions but she wouldnt have it and kept moaning not to stop. I realized that the only way i could save myself from this pain and agony was to cum and that way have a reason to stop so i took a deep breath and just stared at her beautiful face and tried to concentrate on what i was doing and not what i was smelling. After the third or fourth breath i did it while simultaneously almost passing out, everything blackened before my eyes and the world went quiet i was however still conscious, vision came to me and i found myself laying next to her. She was staring at me with such cute eyes that i got butterflies in my stomach but just as that happened the smell came back to me. I looked down at her vag and saw her massaging/touching it, or was she smearing my cum thats leaking from her vag on herself?
Fuck stuff started getting weird here, earlier i didnt realize this but she hadnt shaved her vag before i got here, she didnt have a lot of hair but now that it was wet with pussy juice and cum it looked fucking weird and disgusting, like a newborn babys head. I thought about asking her if i could take a shower, so to make her join me, but>>
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holy shit that sounds so bad, sorry anon
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but i was afraid that if she let me shower while she did not then i could face the possibility of licking that septic vag again except it now would be smeared with my cum. Fuck no.
Luckily i had my phone with me and on it i had an app that makes fake phone calls to you, i use it all the time to escape situations i dont want to be in and this was one of those. I set the app to call me in 12min, my thought process was that she would be a straight 10/10 or fuck who knows she could break the scale and be a 12/10, not only that she seems to be really fond of me. Anyway a couple of minutes later she starts inching towards me, her beutiful thick long golden hair with big curls in it gliding over her pale skin like silk. The hair covering her pale petite breasts with small hard pink nipples barely showing through but the clsoer she inches towards me the more i see and i start to get hard again, i put my hand down to touch my cock and look at her.
She comes in for a kiss, her breath stinks of sausages or acetone or something. She is clearly excited and she breaths heavily however every exhale she makes pushes air through my nose into my lungs making it hard for me to breathe. I bring my left hand up from my cock to scratch my chin quickly when i feel the septic vagina smell hit my nose again just very strong. Her vagina juices on my cock has made me smell disgusting and now i have it on my small but thick beard, i remove my hand and try to cleanse it by stroking it on her and the bed and the pillows trying to remove the smell.
Oh and by the way to try to explain the smell, imagine the normal fishy vagina smell crossed with poop and farts crossed with a very plastic-y smell. There were more nuances to it but thats the gist of it.
Anyway we go for round two because i dont know how to say no so at this point it is literally rape, throughout it i wish i was born without a sense of smell so i could enjoy this but then i wonder if she was too>>>
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Moar op, i need to know what happend.
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>tfw constantly being called a headass
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get the fuck outta here wit yo virgin headass
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look like a fuckin toothbrush headass
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>>34124884
Skinned-toned- chicken- boned-- leave-me-alone-HEADASS