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literally ALL I want is a shoegaze bf
is that too much to ask?
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1. what's your gender
2. how much do you weight
If these answers are as whack as I think they will be, then yes you are asking too much
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>>34126374
sorry not gender I meant SEX.
and weigh*
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>>34126374
F
105 lbs 5'6"
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Can someone please explain to me the appeal of this turbonormie sport? I always try to get into it when it's on, but it's just so fucking boring.
>30 seconds of a shot of a guy running down a field with some guys chasing him
>20 slow-mo repeats of the tackle at different angles
>Bunch of shots of guys just standing around the field, waiting
>Commercial break
>Repeat
Like even if you enjoy the sport, you watch maybe 10 minutes of it in 2 hours.
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I might be autistic but for me pretty much all sports are way too fucking slow paced, which is why I enjoy someinb4 tiptipesports. Granted, you'd only enjoy them if you understand what the fucks going on but the commentators often do a good of explaining. Watch a professional game of csgo or StarCraft and shit goes down a few minutes in. Or a bit more normie game of LoL.
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>le "it's all replays and commercials" meme
back to plebbit you go.
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It's like a turn based strategy game. You admire, criticize, and speculate what each team is going to do every turn. I find it pretty interesting.
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>have a really bad cold
>constant sniffing, mucus and sneezes that shoot out a handful of mucus
>can't taste or smell anything for a few days
>all this tasty food is just warmness in my mouth without the taste
I wouldn't wish this upon my enemies, this is the first time my cold got bad enough where my taste and smell goes null
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>>34126290
Never have I had a cold that caused me to lose my sense of taste and smell. That must have been some bad cold.
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>>34126317
im not OP but i get colds like his often. You lucky son of a bitch
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>>34126339
It's probably just my extraordinary sense of smell.
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Dumbest shit women do 2017-01-14 02:41:28 Post No.34126229
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I'm not a redpilled motherfucker, but the 1 thing all my female friends (blah blah normie blah fuck you) have in common is the desire to have a boy friend who will be their boyfriend and do boyfriend things until they temporarily, usually a weekend, don't want a boyfriend so they can go fuck other dudes, then come back and want the boyfriend again. I've even gotten a couple to admit it in those exact words. Baffles me
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If women baffle you than you likely have a sub 3-digit IQ.
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Buddy just get over it thts the way things are these days all I can say is keep your gaurd up and dont invest to much of your emotions in the beginning of any relationship.
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>>34126229
This pretty much one of the first redpills on women man. Now you understand our plight. After you start noticing these tendencies more you'll start really hating them
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Give me one reason all niggers shouldn't kill themselves
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>>34126226
Some of them are good people.
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>>34126226
So that we can kill them instead
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>>34126226
for basketball clips
increased welfare for everyone
make fun of liberals
easier access to fried chicken joints
Why don't you have an animal friend?
They're better than people.
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Bune
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that bunny is too cute
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>>34126221
>>34126313
I'm scared to watch these. Something terrible is going to happen to these bunnies, I guarantee it.
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>little sister has always been an annoying cunt
>just turned 10 last week
>she's starting to develop breasts
>she's developed this strange habit of running around the house naked
>parents constantly scold her
>constantly get a boner whenever she's around now
>mom saw the boner through my jeans today as my sister entered the kitchen naked
>she started crying, ran out of the room
>have tried speaking to both my parents today, but they're ignoring me
what the fuck is going on?
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They realized you're messed up and shouldn't be alive.
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>>34126208
They're going to kick you out because your sister is being a slut and your body reacted naturally and involuntary.
Start preparing your things and a new place to stay, and be prepared to never talk to them again. The way that normies peg the pedo card on people is worse than murdering in a mass spree and then raping the dead bodies. It's even worse when the person in question are parents to a daughter and a son (whom they deem the pedo)
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>>34126208
Tell them they're retarded and that you're not attracted to your sister(even if you are.) Say that you had the boner before she even came in the room.
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Write a letter to someone who will never read it 2017-01-14 02:37:46 Post No.34126155
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Write a letter to someone who will never read it
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It's time, rowboats. Unburden your soul and purge your feels by writing a letter. It can be to anyone. They'll probably never see it. You can use names, initials, or just stay anonymous. Get it all out of your system and cry on my shoulder.
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dear u !
plllllllllleeeeeaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeT.T......stop...being..sick...ahhhhsldkjflsdkjf *sniffles*
this is not fun *collapses*
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Dear Adrien Agreste
Please fuck me
Thanks
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>>34126155
Dear Linda
I don't know why you had to be so sweet on the internet and then when I travel all the way across the fucking United States on a bus just to see you you treat me like utter fucking shit...but you did give me as much pussy as I wanted STILL YOU WERE SUCH A BITCH..and you ruined my long awaited hopes of having a wife and children.. I loved your kids and I loved being with you - your fallibly treated me like shit...your ex lied to the police..you guys fucked up all my hopes and all I did was hope to be married and to live there near those mountains with you and the kids...you took all my dreams and killed them...anyway...the end...I tried...
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Why are women so shallow beings?
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To fit small dick men.
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>>34126143
its not just women, most people in modern NORMIE society are shallow. drugs, sex, and wagecucking is the entire scope of their existence.
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i like all boys all of u are neato
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>he calls his chips fries
Fokkin wanker aye
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Yeah, okay, dad. No one cares. Go play bingo with France or something.
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>>34126119
>when brits type in their vernacular it becomes indecipherable as English
This is how you know your country and people are completely degenerate.
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>>34126119
t.ahmad mcmohammad
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I will reply to everyone in this thread 2017-01-14 02:35:53 Post No.34126116
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I will reply to everyone in this thread
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I like making these threads and I'm bored this evening. Tell me anything you want in this thread or ask me anything you want, I'll give everyone a (You). Tell me about your day or ask me about mine, I'll reply to you. I'll talk to anyone who posts in this thread. I'm really bored and want someone to talk to.
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>>34126116
skellybots vs fatbots, who'd win?
>fatbots are heavier and can crush but skellybots are more agile
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how much do you know about /co/ topics?
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>>34126116
How do I turn down a guy who won't take no for an answer? He's been trying to manipulate me into caving in to dating him, but yesterday I was straight forward saying goodbye and everything. This is over texting because I'm afraid of him. His response was that I should call him and hang out this weekend.
I googled him and found some creepy things about his personality do I don't want to anger him, he knows where I work. Will provide textual proof if needed.
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>tfw no drunk weeb friend to send dick pics to
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that sounds pretty gay buddy
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>>34126133
shut up madotsuki
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>>34126103
is this cropped? where is the full pic desu
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henlo robots!
im a retart femanon and i really dont post or reply to anything at all but i wanna tell u some gay shit
ive been lurking here for about 3 yrs now its painfully obvious you think you are undesirable and measure the worth of your existence by how many girls have shown interest in/ crushed on/ fucked you and thats kinda gay
girls are gay and half the time we dont know what we want
im sorry some of us have wronged you in unspeakable ways im sorry some womyn really are that awful
but you arent! in the 3yrs ive been here ive had really good laughs and enjoyed myself and the silent company this place has given me
masculinity isnt fragile its fuckin cool as fuck your muscles and weird hairs you get are disgusting and fascinating i love it and even the more fragile boys are just as fuckin cool and nice i love it i love how diverse everyone here is
even if you are a sensitive boi i appreciate you
al of you guys have decent humor and unique shit i dig it
i wish men had ez mode i wish men werent forced into such shitty lives and mentalities idk why im doing this i wanna make the users more positive i guess
its ok to be a neet its ok to be a wage cuck its ok to be a chubby vidya game boi its ok to be a meme loving fuck
im sorry i cant help every single one of you out with your personal issues i wish i could make everyone better
r9k, youre really cool, keep it up :~)
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nigger i aint reading all that shit
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>>34126117
tl;dr robots are cool every single one of you
frum- some stupid e-bitch :)
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>you're sooo cool anons thanks for all the validations
>I won't fuk u tho you're just a friend i already have a bf :)))
Good job OP almost got me there. Deserves a (You).
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You're walking to the TENDIES store when this cardiobunny bumps into you, what do?
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facefuck her in orginallio
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>>34126078
say sorry if it was my fault otherwise say nothing and continue walking. this isn't an anime. you don't just meet the love of your life by having them run you over. this girl isn't even my type. what were you expecting OP?
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>>34126078
>Murder her
>Rape it, so no resistance
>tfw finely losing virginity to such qtpi
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If the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man" was a Woman, what would the commercials and her accomplishments be like?
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my autobiography
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but interesting isn't really a criterion
a tree is more interesting to me than unidentifiable pic, op. also what in the world *isn't* interesting?
a man who calls a girl lady 'interesting' is essentially saying nothing. it's as meaningless as "i'm fine" when asked "how are you?" there is no meaning. use better words.
the words 'neutrality' and 'bland' have more life than 'interesante''''''
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one can have no accomplishments and be the most fascinating person in the world.
interesting is inner. within.
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