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>/r9k/ will never ever experience this
Feels good to have played football in high school.
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I have a good story.
This happened when I was in grade 9.
>first day of rugby practice
>soaking wet
>never played rugby before, but joined because bored and friends wanted to meme with me (i was the funny guy)
>didn't do shit all practice, don't even know what the point of the game was or how to throw the ball, just practiced getting tackled by some smuck
>finish practice, go to shower room/locker room to get changed
>realize the I left my clothes in my book locker upstair
>already taken off clothes and since it was soaking wet, really hard to put back on
>thought to myself, "whatever the school is empty (5pm) and its just us rugby boys in the school. ill go up and get my stuff"
>run up the flight of stairs towards my lockers in my rugby shorts & shirtless
>i was a lanklet, 5'11" 130 lbs
>get to my locker, shivering
>then, two girls turn the corner
>legit the hottest, most fantasized and talked about girls in the school. basically THE stacies of the school
>they look at me for a while and I, embarrassingly stick my head inside my locker looking for my clothes.
>found my clothes but heard them calling
>"are you okay? you look cold."
>reply: "uhh... I think i lost my shirt."
>"ohh well I think I have a spare, do you want one?"
>Literally shaking and feeling like ontop of the world, and tell her "really? that'd be great"
>pulls out a cheap, tye dye shirt from her locker and hands it to me.
>smells incredible.
>look up and tell her thanks
>wear it, close up my locker.
>filling my nostrils with her sweet scent
>run down stairs, the chads from my grade and the year above are at the front entrance waiting for their parents to pick them up
>tell them I got a shirt from stacy, they all look at me and say "what?"
>and tell them THIS IS HER SHIRT. SHE GAVE ME HER SHIRT
>they all come towards to touch/smell the shirt probably, i back up and tell them to fuck off
I still have the shirt to this day. Although its lost the smell, its one of my prized possessions.
This is her
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It's just Chad and Stacy, nothing new.
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It's all about longterm relationships.
Fucking together for several months is not for me.
At least my mommy told me that.
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How to find a footsexual-friendly girlfriend? 2017-01-14 03:42:46 Post No.34127325
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How to find a footsexual-friendly girlfriend?
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If a girl already has a busy schedule for her vagina and anus, what's the harm in her spending some time with a devoted guy who only wants to care for, spend money on, even worship her feet?
Would Chad really be upset if he learned a robot was huffing Stacey's boots and licking her soles every so often?
Footsexuals have evolved to find pleasure in the unequal distribution of pussy in the 21st Century. They are among the first Post-Roastie males.
The future is full of beautiful feets! Are you rejoicing?
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I dont understand your thinkings
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Emma stone has 9/10 feet anon, gonna google for more pics.
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>>34127414
white feet are disgusting
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I did it lads, I'm going on my first date ever. She's even pretty
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>>34127312
Good job anon. Don't fuck this up now, ya hear?
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>>34127332
I'm kinda nervous but I think I'll do okay, I've traveled a long road
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>>34127357
haha yeah good stuff good stuff hahaFUCKING LEAVE
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/r9k/ DISCORD!! FREE GFs AVAILABLE! 2017-01-14 03:39:09 Post No.34127264
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/r9k/ DISCORD!! FREE GFs AVAILABLE!
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https://discord.gg/PrxdqHf
WOW!
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If you're looking for a qt, this server is for you, your qt is waiting for you, join now!
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This server is one of the few actually comfy ones desu
Many of the servers are just riddled of unwelcomeness and it makes me mad >:T
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are you trying to trick me or something OP?
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---------ROBOTS ONLY---------
Hello hello. Today, I will be advertising my robot only disc0rd. It is really only robots from what we know. Not only that, but we instantly ban any normalfags, AND orbiters.
We have active moderation, and never have too much going on in the chat, so you can actually understand conversations.
Everyone in the disc0rd is nice, and it is a rule to not be overly rude.
Link : https://discord.gg/kpxRaaC
Note, over the past year, many people visited this, and many left. It will say there are 100 people offline or something. Only 20 are online at most now.
And remember NO NORMALFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOIN AND GET BANNED INSTANTLY.
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shameful self bump
We are really inviting in here. Feel free to join.
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Do not join this discord
It is ran by normies who make fun of robots
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>>34127384
I can't tell if you are someone from my discord, or some normie that wants to ruin any interaction between us robots.
Thanks for the bump anyway.
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whats anime fills you the most with feels and why is it one piece?
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>>34127133
tf is this?
is the kammabakka shit making a comeback
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>>34127232
>tf
kys normie
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>>34127383
Didn't work.
Or maybe i'm just to lazy and or broke and pussy to buy and use a gun.
But really, what is this? IDon't read the manager. is this some kind of autist fan art?
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What neighborhood will give me the best chance of losing my virginity
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>>34127123
central park for all those homeless hunnies.
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>>34127123
Chelsea or Greenwich Village, but you'll have to lose your virginity to a man.
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>>34127123
Who else /povertylevel/ but has there own place in manhattan?
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>went to see shit movie w/ tinder date
>sitting in his car after the movie's over
>he starts feeling up my thigh
>"i thought something was gonna be there"
>confused.jpg
>"what do you mean"
>he straight up admits he thought i was a trap
>drove me home in silence
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>>34127111
Fuck that actually made me kek
Is there a reference pic too? Im really fucking curious
Also Checked
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>>34127111
But is he still going to date you, even knowing that you're a girl (female)?
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This thread has piqued my interest please continue.
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Reminder that I can own and breed each and every one of you girly white boys with my BBC.
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>niggers
>anime
Try harder.
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You can't make babby with boys you dumb homo.
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>>34127137
>anime is only for sissy white bois
"no"
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Has a girl/woman ever dumped you for being too "immature"?
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>>34127064
Nah son lol
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>>34127064
>have had a gf
i want normies to leave
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No, at least not giving that reason. I just know my first failed relationship was largely down to it though
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Do white women have a point? Are blacks physically superior, therefore more attractive to breed with?
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>>34127054
I know this is a roastie whore, but I would breed this bitch.
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>>34127054
I'm sure some white cuckold paid her to say that shit.
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When did eggy transition?
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post soft bellies for this sad robot
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This is the only belly I have available for you, sorry anon
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Where boners are made
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ily uwu
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Do atheism and nihilism go hand in hand?
I think they do.
Truly a horrible belief system, even if it is the most pragmatic.
>b..but muh fedora
ok
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>>34127010
>taking everything literally means you're extra intellient and pragmatic
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not really, you can give meaning to your life and be atheist
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>>34127075
Of course you can but it's entirely subjective and doesn't invalidate nihilism
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>have to see doctor in another city for a second checkup
>go to same hotel I was at 2 weeks ago
>leave tonight to get groceries
>as i'm leaving, attractive receptionist lady recognizes me from 2 weeks ago and says "welcome back"
>i smile a toothy grin at her for too long while trying to think of something to say
>i walk past and leave without saying anything at all
>scared to come back because she will be there and now knows i have autism
>spend entire time at grocery store plotting how i'll explain my behavior to her and put her at ease around me once again
>buy chocolate to give to her
>plan to give her $100 as well and say "receptionists deserve tips too, right?"
>get back to hotel
>palms are sweaty
>mom's spaghetti
>enter and see receptionist
>she smiles but it looks forced this time
>ask her "d-do you like ch-chocolate"
>she says "I'm fine, but thank you"
>can instantly tell she is in that same mentality a woman gets into when she feels on guard around an unhinged homeless guy or something
>now i am sitting here in my hotel room and hating myself
>even with a full half hour of planning, the best i came up with to get another human being to like me even on a small acquaintance level was to give them chocolate and a shitload of money for no good reason, and i didn't realize until after the fact how fucking creepy it was to try
>i constantly feel the need to do dumb things to compensate for my lack of social skills and it always just makes things worse
>32 years old and still this socially retarded
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>>34126994
Poor bastard, good thread. I hope you're happy one day.
How do you have so much money to throw around?
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>>34126994
not to bum you out further or anything but she probably would have thought that money was you asking her to sleep with you for money.
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>>34127757
I can't really answer the money question without doxing myself, because only maybe a dozen people in the world recently did anything similar to what I did, and in that group I'm probably the only one in their 30s while the rest are in their early 20s.
I've already said too much
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What's Gordon Ramsay's problem? There's nothing wrong with frozen food as long as it's good quality. Predictable, mediocre food at a low price: a successful business model for many restaurants. Why can't Gordon see this?
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>>34126984
He is a business man. And he gets lots of money by acting angry and yelling. That's all there is to it.
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>>34126984
you talking about kitchen nightmares? his job is to fix the restaurant, if the food is shit then why shouldn't making it not suck ass be the first thing he does?
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My name is ninooooo