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>>34127971
Why the hell is her underwear outside her stockings? That's not how it works.

Sage

>>34128002
Wearing underwear outside can actually be a good way to keep them up if the crotch keeps rolling down.

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>>34127971
Ewww, won't your stomach make weird gurgling noises if I put my head on it? That isn't relaxing at all.
Those legs look comfy though.

girthy penis

fruitful career

>>34127963
ripe smegma

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>>34127963
you're already good enough anon

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>>34127905
When's the last time you fucked up a paleskin nigga?

Dallas-Oakcliff here. I don't want to play another round of "is it gunshots or fireworks?" again tonight. Otherwise, it's been alright today.

>>34127941
Kind of cold for fireworks

Turned 30 last December

>Still a virgin
>Still an autistic fuck up
>Constantly worried about the future
>Not even sure I want to lose my virginity at this point - it's like all desire to has gone.

>>34127830
29 here. Still a kissless virgin. Can I come in?

>>34127889
The feeling of being too far gone gets worse with each passing day.

>>34127829
It's called having fun. People can tell the kind of person you are by what you wear. Also, clothing is a great way to express yourself. Honestly, it kind of freaks me out when I find out somebody doesn't care about their personal appearance. Like, what has to happen in your life that you don't feel the need to keep up with basic trends that will make you look like, you know...a normal human being?!
TL;DR you need a more evolved way of thinking

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OP is too autistic to understand self expression.

>>34127829
>>>>>>fa
does that work?
or
>>>/fa/
to sum it up: bee skinny

I think most of us are robots because of social retardation/mental issues more than anything else. For example, I am not attractive by any stretch of the imagination, but I am 6'0", in decent shape, and my face isn't legit deformed. That should be enough for any mentally stable man to pick up at least an average or below-average looking girlfriend here or there, maybe even one of those white chicks who fell for the BBC meme or one of those black chicks who fetishizes "lightskins". I know I'm not a good-looking dude who will be picking up models or anything, but I can't get with anyone and if that isn't a sign of mental problems I don't know what is.

Also, maybe you aren't as attractive as you think? Women tend to be really nice to your face about these things.

I'm conventionally attractive and I have an 8 1/2 inch dick. Multiple women have told me that I'm a 9/10.
I'm licensed in a field where you have to take a test that only 58% of people ever pass. I'm opening a financial corporation this year. I've read hundreds of books on finance, real estate, business, investing, etc.

It's not that I'm socially retarded, because I really do get along well with others. I'm never negative, I make everyone around me go on a high vibe and everyone has fun around me. I add value to peoples lives.

The problem is that I'm intelligent enough to see through social dynamics and the underlying basis for how attraction works. You just take a step back and view and study humans the way that you would study any other animal. The entire Western world exists to serve the needs of women. So much of what men do is all in order to impress women. Men focus on the dumbest fucking shit that someone else came up with that they think they need to do in order to just "pull" a girl, and they never focus on the aspect of just having sex. People are slaves to other peoples ideas.

Validation really means nothing to me. If I wanted, I could fuck whores all over the world who would fuck and suck me better than any normal girl. It gives me more time to focus on my hobbies, working out, being productive, learning programming languages, etc.

>>34128462
this is a meme answer, didn't happen

>>34127824
wtf kind of masturbation are you doing lad?

>>34127865
Normal with my hand, but I sometimes do it 6 or 7 times daily. I also don't use lube because I'm not a cutlet.

>>34127824
Okay either you are fucking literal shit or you have somehow managed to masturbate so much you have made dead skin build up instead of being able to flake off like normal.

sounds like something that a psycopath would do, not axe murdering psychopathy or anything just normal psychopathy

>i dont want to talk to someone, who else /madman/ here?

what did he mean by this?

I'm the same way anon, every time I made friends I would lose interest and it would feel like a chore hanging out with them

>>34127686
anal pole?

What happened and what do you have to do now?

1 year in russian army. AMA.

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>>34127650
Accurate pic

>>34127770
Itt: we explain the difference between imaginary and actual.

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Such a little qtp2t

>>34127637
ag man only we autismus amximus folk get to experience this
consdier yoruself lucky my friend

>>34127637
Stay in the present, anon. Look up on mindfulness.

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>>34127637
Haha, goddamn, anon, I know this feel.

>>34127606

I just want to abuse the shit out of Hanako. Beat her, scratch her burns, and tell her I'm the only one who would ever want her. Then when she's happy like in that picture I'll strike again.

scary

>>34127643
interesting....

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>>34127606

Doesn't exist.

The best you can probably find is an Emi Ibarazaki except not as cute, 100x more bitchy, less helpful and supportive, and probably fucked 40 more guys (at least).

Also a Lily might exist, but she will be at least 50 years old.

Saga is asscheeks worst money i ever fucking spent.

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>Do you like my tshirt anon? Its from Adventure Time! Yay!

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>saga

You to. It's almost 4am so good night you massive homo.

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shut the fuck up and just kill yourself

>>34127553
thats rude fren

>>34127359
darling, its time to tell you, mommy is now a missing person and the police are looking for her thats why we see picture of her everywhere. ok darling back to bed now we can look for mommy in the morning

Wow what kind of a retard needs 4 years to realize that her mom is dead?

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>>34127391
Didndjdddnxh