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i actually ripped some skin on my dick and it hurts like fuck, and makes masturbation painful.
does anyone else have this problem? any way to fix it.
and before anyone asks, no i did not rip my skin through masturbation. walked into something and it hit me in the dick, and i guess i didn't notice it at first, but i guess walking into whatever it was ripped off a bit of skin from my dick.
for reference I'm cut, and the skin was ripped at the head of my penis. it wasn't deep enough to bleed, and I'm sure i don't need to go to the hospital. just wondering if there is anything i can do.
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A trick is to use someone's mouth
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>>34129985
can ya show me??
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>>34129956
The inevitable infection is going to make it rot off might as well get some use out of it now
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>i have unlisted all my videos for now to remove negative things/stressors from my life right now.
>today was one of the hardest days of my life. i had to push myself physically more than i ever did before. i felt defeated at times and betrayed by myself.
>chin up guys. you're capable of more than you think. don't quit until your body stops you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWTEm-SlFUA
Bet you anything she got diagnosed with Cancer.
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>>34129947
LEAVE HER ALONE
SHE DINDU NUFFIN
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>>34129947
>>34130029
Make sure mods see this and delete it, report
https://sys.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=34129947&altc=1
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>>34129947
this thread is gonna get deleted she's in hospital for not eating anyways
>tfw randomly think about an old, long gone group of online friends
Anyone else know this feel?
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I suddenly stopped talking to all of my online friends last week
they're still sending me messages asking what's wrong but I ignored all of them
some of them seem more desperate like they contact me through all my accounts and ask if I'm angry at them
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Now there's only me left to remember him.
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all too well, my man
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Enjoying my afternoon coffee in my neighbor's backyard & I wanted to let everyone know
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>>34129816
But it's 4:15 AM m8
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>>34129816
You're not using your trip so I assume this is someone trying to bully him.
Leave him alone, he's gotten enough shit online lately.
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>>34130519
No, this is Donatello. I just accidentally put my trip code in the subject field. Oh well
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>people unironically use the internet primarily unanonymously
And no I don't mean anonymous as in 4chan, for this I'm counting anything that doesn't connect to your real life name/info directly. Is this seriously a thing? Do people actually use the internet primarily to talk to people they know in real life/connect all their accounts to their real name? If so, why?
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>>34129748
It takes normies a considerable effort to remain anonymous online.
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>>34129748
it never crossed my mind that people were using anonymity as an excuse to be horrible and inhumane. never even considered it.
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>>34129813
???
What do you mean by this?
>>34129778
Really? Why is this?
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should i apologize to mates gf? 2017-01-14 06:09:32 Post No.34129729
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should i apologize to mates gf?
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first of all I just want to say i'm kind of an idiot irl. drugs, drinking problem, chain smoking, and also just kind of socially retarded.
anyway, my best friend has been doing me a mad solid. letting me live at his place for super cheap rent for a few months, paying for my food, the utilities, everything... he held me up man. i've always been the fuck up. anyway, he put me on my feet and I put my own feet up or whatever. got a job. my drivers license. I now pay full rent always on time, etc etc.
but I still have my vices...
anyway, the other night i didn't have a lighter and my friend said something like "all good brah, just use the stove top to light up and then take it outside real quick".
so I done just that. but like i said, i chain smoke... so i did it maybe eight or nine times in the space of about three hours or so. anyway, I was also drinking and just kind of having a bender after a hard days work and I had the next day off so was getting real fucked. I took some amphetimines, smoked up, and drank maybe 9 ~ 10 alcohol brewskies.
so around 12pm my best mate and his girl, and another mate come round and she mentioned the smell, not even like hardcore mad about it or anything. Just kind of mentioned it smells and had a dissaproving look on her face kind of thing. You know, like a middle class kind of put your nose up crunch your eyes kind of thing. kind of like how in harry poter he describes malfoys mum. like a smell under the nose or some shit?
anyway, i was pretty drunk and not paying much attention, just playing smash bros on the computer and now smoking a vape indoors (cause it's a vape brah, can be indoors and all that. smells like grape)
but the thing is, all this chatter was going on and I just didn't give a fuck man, so i didn't really pay attention but i think maybe the
cont
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>>34129729
whole house smelling like an ashtray was kind of a 'not cool' situation.
but i kind of just cut her off (don't even know to this point what she was sayin) cause i just kind of do that. i'm bad with people i guess. anyway, i just said real loud above her in kind of i guess a real bogan kind of way
"i don't give a fuck!"
and went on with my smash bros and drinking and smoking and what not.
the thing is i'm mostly sober this morning (just modafinil and piracetam to cope with the hangover) but i feel kind of a bit bad about it.
the thing is i don't know if i should apologize or is that kind of a bit gay? like, it's been so many hours since last night that it would be pretty awkward? and like, i kind of never talk to her because she's my mates girl and i don't really believe a man and a woman can be friends (been there, done that, fucked that up many a time) so like..
could you guys just please help me out please?
i know how to read and write pretty good, but that's where my brain flatlines. like legit, i'm a real fucking moron in the real world. honest to god. so please don't get angry about me about this. just need advice about people and this situation.
thanks.
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>story this long
>not greentexted
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>>34129729
no one cares
fuck off back to >>>/soc/ normalfag
saged and reported
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> i just paid someone to have their female character dance for me in an MMO so i could masturbate
where did it all go wrong
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What a waste of gold, just make the character yourself
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>mfw op fapped to second life again
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>>34129744
i gave away all my money yesterday so i didnt have a whole lot to give, which means i didnt spend too much
>>34129747
it was SWTOR
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I was just about to lose my virginity to my oneitis and fucked up because I couldn't get hard. Fuck my life.
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hope the porn was worth it
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>>34129929
It wasn't worth it all
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>>34129704
it could also be selective erectile dysfunction, it happens if you're nervous or new to sex. It might be nothing more than just first time jitters or the thought of not pleasing your oneitis while Chad Thundercock was plowing her six ways to sunday. kek get fucked.
Why haven't you turned yourself into a snake yet?
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>>34129526
What are even you implying?
>wen ur 2 autistic to understaaand
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>>34129560
If you're here, you're probably not happy being human.
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>>34129526
>>34129560
ssssss ssSSSsss
robotu
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Are the normies starting to catch on about how degrading and meaningless moder society is?
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>>34129505
unless you're the top 10% of wealth
then you couldnt care less because everything is awesome
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>>34129505
This is just another example of normies saying "xd im depressed lol" or "i failed a test DAE drink bleach???//".
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>>34129505
>robots think they invented disillusionment
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Can you drink through a tummyache? Alternatively, can I take some tummy medicine while drinking? I'm being serious. My stomach hurts but I need to get drunk again. I don't want to wait.
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DONT RISK IT, i did that two days ago and threw up
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sure you can, i've done it plenty
you probably won't experience anything too awful or harmful by mixing OTC stomach medicine with booze, but I wouldn't do it
i also don't take medicine if i can help it
it probably isn't good when you're saying that you "need" to get drunk tho
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>>34129541
What's that goddess with the gap tooth's name again? I bet she has prime rule 34.
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Its been a while, robots
ITT post a picture and anon matches it with a song
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>>34129469
Blue Monday- New order
https://youtu.be/KSGWsmR4ipM
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>>34129469
originalu texto
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bumping oregonall
Is pic related the best feeling in the world?
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no, because I get Rs and no responses
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What kind of normie hieroglyph is that? Please explain to the users of this board who were here for more than a month.
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>>34129521
Okay, I'll post something more in line with the average robot's daily experience.
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Shit normals say that pisses you off 2017-01-14 05:50:32 Post No.34129438
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Shit normals say that pisses you off
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>Humans are social animals
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>>34129438
But we are, if you're antisocial your in a way defective
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>>34129438
But anon, this board's existence is a testament to that fact.
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>>34129438
We depend on each other for resources.
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talk about /o/ stuff
if i can get a car i will choose this car
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If I could buy a car it'd be pic related
It'd make me stick out more
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>>34129431
I just replaced an oil pan on an 850 a couple days ago.
I don't recommend it.
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i drive a '94 2 door jeep cherokee with a straight six engine, a 3 inch lift, and 32 inch tires
it's honestly my dream car. it's super utilitarian, almost everything is manual and won't break. no power windows, no power mirrors, no bullshit beeping noises when you don't wear your seatbelt.
almost every part is accessible enough to swap out on your own, and any junkyard will be littered with cherokee parts. the straight six also refuses to die.
the back seats fold down and make room for a mattress, sleeping bag, and buddy heater. i've lived out of my jeep for weeks at a time. the windows are ultra tinted, so nobody can see inside. there's nothing quite like driving out to a rural beach, parking on the sand, dropping acid, then staring at the stars until you pull the trunk closed and go to sleep.
unfortunaly rust is eating away at the body so it can't last forever, but i wouldn't mind driving this truck until i died.