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I'm the anon from the other day that was gonna ask my friend if she wanted to see La La Land tomorrow. She told me she was busy. This happens a lot with not just her but a few of my other friends. I rarely ever even try to hang out with most of my friends but when I do they're all busy. Why must life be like this?
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>>34130660
Because the world is cruel

Guy that complained about the second act here, I wouldn't let it get to you. If they don't wanna hang out it's cool. Most of the time if they're busy they try and schedule a different time.

I don't even set specific dates until they say they're down. If I do it's always a "You free next Thursday?" or something.

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>>34130660
go on the red pill pussy
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>>34130660
Sorry anon, it was a good movie. That actors and actresses couldn't really sing well but the story was top notch. It was one of those "what if" love story things

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>20 years old
>can't grow a beard
I can't stand it
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They fucking itch and typically look more beta and numale nowadays anyway
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I'm almost 27 and can't grow a beard, some folks just don't got it man. If I wait a week I get some patches on my lip and chin and it just looks like my face is dirty really. Could be worse, I just pray I don't ever go bald, than it will all be worth it.
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>>34130654
>20yo
>going bald
>can grow great beard
Should I just go nu-male look robots?

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Last night, my mother and I got into an argument. It lasted for about two hours. At the tail end, she told me about how much of a failure she thinks I am. However, she also let me know that she has been talking to someone who was apparently a childhood friend of mine (I have no recollection of her) and has essentially set up a date with the girl. The girl sounds pretty nice and may indeed be a fellow robot. My mother describes her as very dumb though. Also, the apparent history makes this easier as well, I suppose. How do I not fuck this up, robots? This may be my last chance. The "date" is supposed to occur Sunday. I just learned about this, and my mom was originally not going to tell me until the ride there; she accidentally let it slip out. What do I do? Pic related.
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>>34130651
Jesus, your mom called her own kid a failure and she's pretty much implying your friend is semi-retarded? Don't know your financial situation or anything but if it's possible i say just save up and move into your own place. Your mom sounds like a narcissistic cunt.
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>>34130651
Normies always consider socially inept people to be retarded so take your mom's opinion with a grain of salt.

Besides that, try not to worry about the date. Shower and shave the day before, wear clean clothes and don't overthink it. When you're actually on the date, don't focus on impressing the girl, focus on finding out if you actually enjoy talking to her. Is this someone you want to hang out more with?
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>>34130779
I agree. I've been working on it. She definitely has only made my life worse.

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>Friday night
>boards slower then the weekdays

every time
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>>34130621
>tfw gf just left me
>tfw she never even considered me her bf
>tfw lost virginity to a girl that didn't feel shit for me
Is this how girls feel like? Am I going to become a whore now?
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>>34130621
Fucking normies.I want to choke them burn them alive and let them suffer.Take thier rib bones and fucking smash them.Gouge thier fuckings eyeballs and eat it in fron of them.Cut thier fucking dick off and put it in thier mout.And what can you do?AND WHAT CAN YOU FUCKING DO
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>>34130648
No, cause you've got no vagina. Just sad and broken for a while I guess.

>still look like a man so women / trannies don't like me
>can't support myself financially
>hate my body and personality
>could easily get a boyfriend but no attraction to men whatsoever
are trannies the truest of robots?
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>>34130606
I stopped transitioning so I could make the 10s of thousands for face surgery

im cring insibe :DD
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>>34130655
i'll probably eventually have to camwhore for money for FFS :/
the moodswings that bad? i've heard they get better after a few months
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>still look like a man
>women like me
>trannies dont
>chronically underemployed
>desperately trying to finish college
>I cant feel real emotion other than pain and mania.
>hate my body
>cant get laid
>constantly in pain

pic related It feels like this fish is in my mouth all the time

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>tfw want to move out
>tfw all the ads on craigslist for roommates are old guys looking for girlfriends or chad type party bros, smokers, or 420fags.

Fuck.
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>>34130605
I was in your situation and managed to move out, after a month, the room mates had a house meeting and decided I couldn't live there anymore, so now I'm back with my parents.

I had set up a spy cam in my room and the first day after I set it up, I found out the girlfriend of one of the guys was going through my things and stealing my money. Tried confronting them about it and showed them all the video, said I wouldn't press charges because I didn't know exactly how much was stolen. They decided I was the bad guy and said that if I go to the police they'll jump me and I'm not the type of person they want living there.

Moving out was a weird experience. Do not recommend. 1/10. I'd like to try it without room mates though. Maybe some day
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>>34130605
That is why I haven't even bothered thinking about moving out. I'd only do it if I was making like 40k-50k a year.
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Would it hurt if you smoked some weed. While you're at it introduce them to dxm and before you know it they'll be as robot as you are

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What are some good places to meet non-normies?

Where do you hang out apart from /r9k/?
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I told to him to stop goddamit i told him to stop but i had to do it! FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME
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For me:
/vp/
/pol/
kiwifarms
some small sites catering to my obscure hobbies

I've also been thinking of joining gore sites. Surely people who admit to looking at gore and enjoying it can't be boring, right?
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>>34130625
What is that, secondlife?

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I work in a correctional facility, similar to a jail but designed for the less dangerous inmates to serve out the rest of their sentence with more freedom in an attempt to make them better functioning people when they leave the program, even though most these guys are sex offenders and drug dealers, i doubt they will be high functioning members of society at any point in their lives.

My job is essentially making sure they arent drunk or high, monitoring their behaviour, checking their personal belongings and digital devices(especially the sex offenders) and stopping any sort of physical confrontation. Seeing as how im in Canada, i dont have access to a gun in this facility because it isnt a jail. I a really big guy though and have boxed for the majority of my life which a big reason why i go the job in the first place.

SO, it is about curfew time and im the only staff on duty all night because my partner called in sick. In about 20 minutes im going to tell 16 inmates to go to bed(they all sleep in a big dorm room together) im supposed to do a walk around the room every 30 minutes but there isnt cameras in there and i can literally take whatever i want from them or do whatever i want to them.

I will take requests from anons with dubs and answer questions about this job for anyone who is curious
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Piss on a couple of them
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>>34130552
do you like your jobb?
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>>34130552
do you have any qualifications for this job? are you considered an orderly, mental health technician, or other?

any sort of basic medical training or any private security background?

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>haven't showered since 2016
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>haven't showered since 2015
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>Havent showered since 2014
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>Haven't showered since the year of our Lord 1247

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>tfw no qt boy to cuddle with
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Are u a girl where do u live b my gf plx
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>not confident enough in your bisexuality to go get a cute boy to cuddle with

who /sexuallyconfused/ here?
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Am I cute enough?

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>tfw started listening to nightcore
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>>34130522
The fuxk is nightcore? Why all these bullshit music genres that all sounfs the fucking.same. Synthwave, chillcore, seacore, chillwave, that jazzfunk or whatever it is.


>tfw walked home from nightshift in the snow, darkness amd listening to slowcore.
Now thats what I call noghtcore.
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>>34130896
Basically just existing music sped up slightly. It's like reverse vaporwave.
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>>34130933
That doesnt sound comfy at all.
Especially if yiure calling it nightcore.
Night is all about the comfy.

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>tired of being alone
>meet cute girl who wants to go out with me and do crazy stuff
>suddenly not sure if i want her as a gf/uninterested in not being single

I dont know why this happens.
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>>34130482
Are you a lesbian? My girlfriend hit me, all the posters who say lesbians just beat eachother are right. Don't do it.
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Because you fantasize over a perfect image in your mind then you see the reality and its actually pretty shit
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>>34130574
This might be the reason. I get an idea of a gf that is more like a creature i can summon to have sex, cuddle and look good with my family only when i want to.

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TAKE MY LEGAL TENDIES OR I WILL SUE
I USE MY NEET FREE TIME TO SCREW WITH YOU

FORCED TO FACE MY STINKY WRATH
IT'S BEEN SOME TIME SINCE I'VE HAD A BATH

DID YOU THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH TAXING MY CAR?
I'LL FILL YOUR OFFICE WITH LEGAL TENDIES NEAR AND FAR!
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someone reply please it took me a while to engineer this thread, I thought it would be the perfect thread
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>>34130481
>>34130901
>thinking of you hurting
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>>34130901
I don't know what to say but here's a (You) to cheer you up. I hope it's enough.

What is your thread about? I didn't quite get it from what you've posted.

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How to spot a socioopath:
>I'm part of a competitive video gaming community
this is literally more telling than liking to kick dogs or watch liveleak videos, these people should be avoided at all cost. Just because they're portrayed as "beta" doesn't mean they'd not skewer your head on a stick if they had the chance.

pic related, an mkultra test facility
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>>34130469
That room must smell pretty bad.
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>>34130469
the stench of unwashed virgins
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>>34130563
these are not the pure virgins of myth, these are filthy, unwashed animals who will pretend to shoot people while yelling obscenities for hours on end. They are the prototype of a moral-less society, and probably the biggest threat to western civilization besides islam

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will neetbux ever go away? what will it take for my neetbux check to stop coming in every month? what happens then? im on neetbux for a mental illness (schizo) and pretty much depend on neetbux to pay for basic shit like rent and food. i imagine one day this will stop before I die and wondering if i should prepare now. after paying bills and shit i have about $200 extra every month that I can save if i dont spend it on any luxuries such as sodas, fast food, vidya, etc. should I be saving that $200 in cash every month just in case? id imagine that im going to be eligible for neetbux for the rest of my life unless some cure becomes available. I do research trials for extra monies and ill probably die in one too.
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>>34130381
>should I be saving that $200 in cash every month just in case?

You should be saving it anyway, regardless of whether your neetbux will be cut off.
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Wont your psychiatrist eventually say they think you are fit to work after years of different meds?
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>>34130631

nothing really works, just helps but i didnt get neetbux cause of my doctor, doctor just suggest that i apply then i guess ssa or whatever referred me to a different doctor of their choice and they approved me and now im seeing a new doctor since i moved. I guess ssa may refer me to a doctor within the next couple of years for review or something.

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