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>go over to 10/10 /r9k/ femanon's place tonight
>she feels bad for me for being KHV
>spends 4 hours facesitting me
>happier than I've ever been in my entire life
>thank her
>go home
>suddenly can't remember why I ever wanted to do something like that
>suddenly realize I just wanted someone's genitals and anus on my face for hours on end
>suddenly really embarrassed that men are so obsessed with women's nether regions
>suddenly realize that women aren't magical nether regions angels, but people just like me, who happen to have anuses, also just like me
>suddenly realize that women aren't so different from me, except men want to smell their anuses for hours on end
It must be weird being a woman
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>>34131561
>women aren't magical nether regions angels
Wrong.
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>>34131561
Not Original bait
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>>34131596
Do you have a full resolution copy of this image?
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>can't stop jacking off to bestiality
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How did it all start? Did your Habit originate from hentai, and then furry hentai?
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>>34131560
Animals are beautiful
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>>34131560
Anon that's racist, just call it interracial like a normal person. I won't shame you for being a cuckhold, as a black man I praise your bravery.
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MBTI Personality Feels 2017-01-14 08:15:39 Post No.34131534
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Who else /ISFJ/ here? I feel like probably less than like 2% of this board is ISFJ, it seems like a rare type around here.
I got this result multiple times though. I don't even necessarily feel like I'm ISFJ but it is true that I care a lot about people who help me and I really care for my friends and family. I'm not even like super close with my parents or anything.
Can anyone else relate?
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>>34131534
My horoscope says that I'm ENTP. I feel like that would apply to anyone who is a lazy contrarian cunt.
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>>34131534
whew. fellow /ISFJ/ here.
h-how's it going anon?
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>>34131534
ISFJ is a normie type, and is almost always a gril
*classy piano intro*
>CAROLINE
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CRAAAASH
CRAAAASH
CRAAAAAAAAAASH
INTO A DITCH
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>made out with a girl names caroline
>one of the first things she told me was that she hated this song
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>>34131474
outkast are the goat, I hope you choked her for saying that
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why haven't you swallowed the red pill 2017-01-14 08:02:28 Post No.34131376
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why haven't you swallowed the red pill
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/r/theredpill would probably help you stop being such a pussy anon...
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>a community for overcompensating betas to teach depressed betas how to overcompensate
why waste my time
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>>34131376
>swallow the red pill
>now i want to swallow cum
There's no turning back for me
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>>34131376
Because robots don't want help anon. They want to sit in their safe space and swap 'tfw no gf" memes all day. These people will hate you for offering them a way out, they'll invent reasons to claim you're wrong and try to drag you down rather then take your hand and lift themselves up.
you cannot help robots, friend. They will stay here and drown. Blaming you both for putting them here and then for trying to get them out
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what the fuck is wrong with me?
i'm incapable of letting anyone get too close, it feels so fucking bad
how do you stop being cold and distant even when someone actually seems to care about you?
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>>34131344
You keep your distance for a good reason.
You probably disappointed everyone your whole life, otherwise you'd be okay right now.
Nobody cares about you. Stop disappointing people and become an hero.
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>>34131344
i realized yesterday that i was a sIut.
hurts desu.
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I'm the same way OP. As I got older I got more distant (I'm 20 almost 21).
Mainly because I am a degenerate and like to take things too far. I know for a fact most will be creeped out if they get to know me well. I just stay distant and be polite and courteous. Occasionally I find someone who I fit in with and we become actual friends.
Basically just keep looking for people you match with.
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>tfw no qt fat hipster fembot to tell me about the saddest ending of a book she ever had to read
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>>34131318
Make a dating site for hipsters. Make a section for THICC
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>>34131367
But that's already OKCupid.
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>dis nigga murders your bro hungry caterpillar
WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT? HE JUST WANNA SIT IN HIS COCOON ALL DAY WHY YOU DO HIM LIKE THAT?
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why the fuck does Nintendo like normies so much
>inb4 money
no fucking normie is going to buy into this shit
Nintendo has literally been kept alive by man children and robots since the Wii fad died normies don't give a fuck about them
yet they don't reward us and keep pandering to this non-existant normalfag market that is willing to pay $300+ for a fuc king video game console
I don't want forced social interaction in my video games
I don;t want to fucking be at a house party, a picnic or a fuckign wedding to play video games
I want to play video games on a screen and not while looking into some normalfags dusgusting fucking eyes
fuck I'm so dissapointed I thought this was going to be a return to form for Nintendo instead they double down on the normalfag catering bullshit
I call on all robots to boycott Nintendo products, they clearly don't care about us
FUCK YOU NINTENDO I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE
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>>34131304
Blame the Wii U.
It was so shit that it almost killed Nintendo, and not even the man children can save it nowsince they didn't even release a fucking Zelda game for it for the first time ever
Now, in a desperate attemp to save themselves, they're pandering to the masses (aka normies) with all social interaction bullshit and making mobile ports for their games.
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>>34131304
Can't wait for Nintendo to flop desu, may not be directly their fault but I despise what has happened to my favorite game series, fire emblem, and how it has been turned into LOL WAIFU SIMULATOR AMIRITE REDDIT?? XDDD
Not even Pokemon can buy me back, it's gimmicky ez bullshit. Also I just want Nintendo to die because I have a deep hatred in my soul for their consumer base, particularly the smash community and how they get so angry about such a stupidly casual game. They're all Greasy manchildren, as ironic it is to say on r9k and type two paragraphs about how much I hate Nintendo.
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>nintendo will never be good again
I miss it
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Anyone here /threadkiller/?
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>interesting thread that seems to be getting lots of replies
>post a reply expecting the thread to continue
>no more replies after mine
>thread dies
I can't even fit in with the outcasts. Why even live?Hell, I bet no one will reply to this thread
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i-i'll reply to you anon-kun
oreganonalio
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I reply negative comments most of the times, i'm a terrible person i don't feel too much compassion for the people of this board unless is well deserved, sometimes i'm the only one who replies telling the OP something like his post is fucking dumb for reasons, i wonder if they feel bad after that.
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>>34131303
Happens to a lot of people on here, at least you can find solace in the fact that you're truly not alone, that you're an outcast among other outcasts.
>>34131412
I stopped doing this because I figured it was a waste of my time because it doesn't really solve anything even if the person is dumb, they won't learn from it and they'll just regress if they're especially thin skinned. I don't really want to contribute to that, though I also have a kind of selfish thing attributed to it as well, I'm very superstitious and fear negative outcome from my bad deeds.
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>anon, you can't be serious.. i have standards....
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>>34131264
will your standards matter when i rape you?
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>>34131264
Nice meme friendo
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The difference between happiness and sever depression depends on a 50/50 chance of what sex you are born with.
The image you see here is Georgia Rodgers, Elliot Rodgers sister. She is a complete stacy and is visibly happy/content in every single photo you see of her.
Can you imagine that the Isla Vista shooting would have happened if Elliot was born a female? Not in a million years. Elliot would have been blindly accepted and given all the love/attention he needed had he simply been born with a vagina.
Being born a male is truly a terrible curse for so many.
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>Say men have it worse than women
>Get told to "man up"
Is "man up" the same thing as "shut up"? Because it feels the same.
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>>34131214
I'm pretty sure Elliot finally snapped when he found out 4 inches wasn't the average size
poor guy
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>>34131236
Yes, but closer to "stop being a pussy" only more polite
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This was the phone call that saved /r9k/
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What are they trying to hide?
>The Rundown
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/12/pope-francis-russian-orthodox-patriarch-kirill-make-history-cuba-first-meeting-in-1000-years
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
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Got any pictures of what they looked like before all surgery?
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>>34131335
They looked like Erik Enchilada from CHiPs.
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Burger King vs KFC vs Dominos
What should I eat today ?
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Dominos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzk6zy9DEZc
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If even: Burger King - Whopper Jr. $3.99 deal
If odd: KFC - "Breast Deal" that include one side (cole slaw) and one biscuit
If 0: Dominos - you pick toppings
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Burger king
2-4 spicy chicken jrs with some bbq
Large fries
Drink of your choice
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Hairless boys who can't grow a proper beard if you gave them a month.
Boys who would rather spend their time dressing up like women and "embracing their feminine side".
Trying to be as pale and emaciated as possible like a white Ethiopian, pot belly and all.
Too scared that girls won't like them if they pick up a barbell or grow some scruff. You sissified maggots talk a big game, but deep down that's all you are.
You'll tell me, "I could get a girl if I want, I-i'm just not ready for one is all."
Yeah, and my mother is the Queen of England too.
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>dude you're not a man if you cant grow a beard lmao
Getting real sick of this nu-male meme opinion
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>>34131210
It isn't even hard, literally just work out, boost Testosterone and DON'T SHAVE OR TRIM YOU AUTISMOS.
Don't be there on week 2 and just like "eww looks gross i'm shaving lol"
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>>34131168
Yes mistress... I obey...
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Too Ugly For College Thread 2017-01-14 07:44:29 Post No.34131157
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Too Ugly For College Thread
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>tfw too ugly for college
they said I was intimidating the other students and told me to withdraw
I didn't even do anything wrong... I was just being myself...
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>>34131157
10 minute bump desu yo
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>>34131157
What do you even want us to tell you, anon? This story sounds fake as fug. Lawyers wouldhold your hand and never let goif you told them your story.
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>>34131317
>implying I can even enter a lawyers office without being shooed out by the Secretary
I'm too ugly to hire a lawyer :(