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>sister found the nigger nozzle

>mater found the cum garum

>stepfather found the asshole parabola

>>34132042
take a belt with a metal buckle. whip your own back with the metal end.

Because you're gay and I'm not, you dumb cunt.

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>>34132042
>WHY DO I WANT TO SUCK A COCK SO BAD
>IM NOT EVEN GAY GODDAMNIT

me too
>tfw no totally no homo bf

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>>34132021

Probably not. But that's probably a good thing.

My parents sucked at parenting, they abused the holy fuck out of me. They ruined me. I would be terrified on history repeating and being responsible for putting another human being through that.

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Just got triggered by the webm.. thanks

>>34132021
fetal alcohol syndrome lookin ass bitch

>>34132004
I am a girl and I was just like you. I never understood what the big deal would be. In fact, I always thought that I'll tell the rapist that I'll do it willingly so he doesn't have to rip my insides apart. And then I was molested for real.
Here is the thing which would be REALLY hard to explain to someone who wasn't in the situation. What makes rape or molestation really traumatic is the lack of control you have in the situation. What every person takes for granted is how much our body is ONLY ours. We innately assume that we are full control of everything related to our body and when that is violated, the brain has a very sudden sharp reaction. I was a teen when a Yoga Instructor almost finger fucked me in class full of people. I didn't have the guts to say anything but it was the worst feeling in the world. I was breathing really fast, I felt like I wanted to just kill that guy on the spot, and then I threw up as I ran out of the class. I couldn't stop crying and I felt like I needed to somehow remove his touch. And this was a guy just touching me. Rape would be a million times more amplified.

>>34132036
So. Did you get wet whore?

>>34132036
I'm sorry that happened to you. I've always thought rape was the worst thing that could be done to someone especially underage people. I have a lot more respect for murderers than rapists.

>>34131985
>One just asked me out to lunch tomorrow
red flag there
she's obviously a degenerate liberal

>>34131985
>Has anyone here been on a real live date with a real live girl?
yes i have. would you like to hear about it?
it ends with some very intense cringe

>>34131985
I believe you are supposed to treat her like an ordinary human being.
>t. khv watching anime at 4 am

Just stop talking to him

>>34131983
Well that sucks OP but I'm honestly sure someone else would find you attractive. Being a social outcast myself I can understand though the few people I talk to I rely upon completely.

>>34131983
Maybe there are other guys you also are a little fixated on who you know aren't attracted to you, who you don't talk to anymore, so you've settled into whatever with this one. The answer is talk to more new guys until you find another one who finds you attractive so you can forget this one.

>>34131922
Marilyn dubs demands it.

>>34131933
well and that was all

>>34131922
>>34131933
vhecked

>>34131917
>tfw not attractive because suicidal
grills find suicidal guys hot af

>>34131949
Most people can't even handle their own baggage, no one wants to take on more shit from others and their mental problems. People gravitate to the fun loving extreme intense passionate personalities.

>>34131949
I don't know, Anon. If I knew a guy wanted to kill himself, and may do so at any time, I'd be pretty terrified.

shut the frick up cuck lmao

I have hypomania, I believe it's called. Which is connected to bipolar disorder I think. It means that I normally can't sleep until my body forces me to, and it feels better not to go to sleep.

>>34131865
Fuck off marky you filthy skank.

>pupitar evolved into tyranitar

>>34131843
> none of that normie bullshit

I'm sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk_PCWxVWhM

I was there in that video, good times.

>>34131870
Pokemon leveling up is always exciting.

>>34131962
I dont even get what happened there. An ambush?

Oh yeah? Watch me.
It wasn't always like this.

>>34131775
your'e just looking to self deprecate anon in some misplaced attempt to empathize with a stranger on the internet. there are more pragmatic uses for your time I am sure

There's nothing to hate. I'm just a void; a cloud of emptiness from which all manner of shadows can be thrown in a vain attempt to appear human. I'm pretty much a personified lie.

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That's right desu.

>>34131740
yep 100% would date that guy

have you seen all the beautiful antiques he has in his house? hnnnnnngh I would love to go antique shopping with him

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>>34131724
overdressing makes you look like an underage fag desperately trying to pull pussy

>>34131712
wet food then budzo?


end it.

Do you guys know those air frying machines where you use a little oil? You think making tendies from scratch would work in those?

>>34131742
there's no such thing as "air frying". it's a marketing meme

>>34131678
4chan in general made me more gay, I fapped to shemales because I use to think it was less gay than watching a guy fuck a girl. and everyone posts cutie traps

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>>34131678
>Anyone else here unironically become gayer because of this board? I used to be bi with a preference for women. Now I think I'm just gay I actually enjoy seeing all the penis threads a lot.

Not gayer, but /r9k/ pretty much made me gay outright

Before I didn't even really think about boys but now... they are so cute...

this board has also made me strongly consider HRT and I might start soon if everything goes according to keikaku

>>34131678
Pretty much, before 4chan I was a normal, super straight teenager. Years later, I was bi af, and had even hooked up with a few qt's from here :s

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>>34131644
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