Brother, we must go!
Yes brother, for surely in the oat factory we will find oats to eat.
>>34135593
you probably thought this was hilarious in your head huh
>>34135626
Not OP, and it is.
Do you have a pet, robot?
Post photos and greentexts of pets.
>>34135472
i have a really great dog.
got two cats which are siblings. one is a friendly ginger boy and the other is a cunt calico girl
>>34135588
Pls photos of cattos
>College starts up again next week
>Back to getting up at 6am
>7am: sit down on cramped bus for an hour
>8am: get onto another ovewrcrowded bus full of smelly retards.
>9am - 4pm: sit in boring classes I don't care about
>spend time inbetween classes avoiding and hiding from classmates because I'm a sperg and don't like talking to people
5.30pm: Sit down on another uncomfortable bus for an hour
6.30: Arrive home and head to gym to lift weights, the only thing that get's me excited at all throughout the week. I now have to rush through this,the only thing I enjoy, to be able to get up early tomorrow
8pm: put dinner on
9pm: have to get to bed at this time to get 8 hours of sleep because it takes me at least an hour to fall asleep, often more because the stress of projects, deadlines and just loud neighbours keep me up all night
>If/when I graduate and get a job I'll just be doing the same shit except I'll have more money in my bank account
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Doesn't your uni offer online learning?
I went to my uni for the first year and it was 30minutes drive back and forth everyday. I got sick of the travel so I just changed to online in my 2nd year and did that until graduation.
Any decent uni should have an online system in place.
>>34135463
you love it you slut.
just be a good goyim and be thankful for what you have.
>>34135463
Seriously consider becoming a neet. Its better to be doing nothing then to be busy doing nothing.
Where is my "cock-carousel"-loving 30+ girlfriend who will settle for me? You guys fucking lied to me!
>>34135427
You didn't know that anything that gives you any kind of hope at all is a lie?
Point at this guy and laugh.
>>34135427
>You guys fucking lied to me!
You listen to this collection of retards? Your fault.
>>34135427
Ultimate Kek.
ori
Reminder than you can be a robot even if you've had sex, sex is a lot easier and more meaningless compared to actually getting a gf.
Go fuck yourself un-virgin.
>>34135414
This is true, provided you're talking about prostitutes.
>>34135414
What if you've had sex but
>poor
>kinda white trash
>ugly pale balding
>0 friends
>everyone hates you everywhere you go
>never been invited to anything
You know anon, you're the biggest sperg I've ever known. Everything you say is autistic. We're all laughing at you. Did you seriously believe I was your friend? You're too boring for me. What? you're crying? That's what everyone you terrorize does. After all, it's only when my frame of mind changes. Byebye~
>>34135412
Good night sweet bully anon.
>>34135412
Ok thank you my cute wife Aoba
>>34135412
I had no idea, anon, I thought we were friends. In the light of this new information I think it would be best for everyone if I took my own life.
What escapisms do you guys have apart from 4chan
Pic unrelated
>>34135275
lmao that picture thats comical
i play chess. im terrible at it
>>34135275
I masturebate a fair bit
I just started reading the holy Qur'an .... and it's awesome!
Truly the greatest red pill. All these years I've been an islamophobe just like you guys. I used to believe all the lies they tell you about islam being murderous, violent and primitive. But reading the first chapters of this book totally changed my mind. It is so deep, so perfect, so beautiful. Forget every idea you had about the optimal morality or the optimal state. The holy Qur'an is the only path to peace and happiness.
Fuck off and blow yourself up, sand nigger.
>>34135276
Stay a virgin loser robot fuck boy, keep taking the rapefugees you cuck
>>34135276
I'm from Canada though
Is anyone else psure they're low IQ here
>>34135242
who is this spunk monk? nudes?
>>34135322
A 12 year old who was sexually abused and hung herself on Facebook Live.
>>34135322
She was 12 family
I've got no reasons to live. What now?
Same here. But I also got no reason to die. So I continue this pointless suffering.
>>34135231
>What now?
Embrace the madness
who said you need a reason?
Should I get an onahole? I don't think I'll be getting in any real pussy very soon. What's it like?
>>34135172
Just be yourself bro, you can get pussy.
>>34135356
>Fell for the be yourself meme
Kek
Nofap and bee urself
This thread is my gift to you, robots.
See ya in the funny papers.
Don't kill people anon
SUCK MY SMALL COCK CNN
Have fun m8
Be sure your last words are "Praise Kek"
>discover new porn site that looks cool
>handjob section is 75% blowjobs
>no rape section
>amateur section is 80% staged porn
>MILF section is just old women with no evidence they are actually mothers
>Italian section is Spanish/South-American porn
>"top rated videos" are a bunch of clips from the eatly '00s
>my very face when
>>34135085
>>MILF section is just old women with no evidence they are actually mothers
what the fuck do you expect?
>>34135085
>MILF section is just old women with no evidence they are actually mothers
you are a fucking autist
>>34135085
>watching porn
>anywhere but in 4chan
back to normiebook
Who here
>not an anime watching manchild
>too grown up to find video-games entertaining
>no problem carrying on a conversation with most people
>not autistic--maybe suffer from a mild personality disorder like bipolar depression
and
>not a sexual deviant
Am I the only person on the entirety of this board that fits this description?
>>34135078
>am I the only failed normie on this board
Nope.
>>34135078
I think you might be more comfortable over in >>>/soc/, my normalfriend.
>>34135078
>not an anime watching manchild
>too grown up to find video-games entertaining
>no problem carrying on a conversation with most people
>not autistic--maybe suffer from a mild personality disorder like bipolar depression
>and
>not a sexual deviant
We are the last of a dying breed anon.
>2020 is only 3 years away
How much worse do you think the 2020s will be?
>>34135030
It's going to be different. Better, worse, I don't know.
>>34135030
2020 might be the best year with 2016.
2017, 2018 and 2019 are going to be shit.
Well by that time, hopefully trump will be on his way out.