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Anonymous
2017-01-14 02:43:53 Post No.34136234
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:43:53 Post No. 34136234 [Report] [View this topic]

>haven't shit in 3 days
>start to get worried
>decide to just sit on the toilet even though there's no urge to poop
>immediately start shitting
Well that was easy

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:47:22 Post No.34136275
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>>34136234
i haven't really shit in 3 or 4 days because i haven't really eaten anything.
gallstones are a bitch.

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:48:16 Post No.34136282
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:48:16 Post No.34136282 [Report]

How much is a person supposed to shit

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:50:43 Post No.34136314
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>>34136282
as much as they want to shit

Anonymous
2017-01-14 02:37:50 Post No.34136161
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:37:50 Post No. 34136161 [Report] [View this topic]

Is anyone else here disgusted by homosexuals? I mean, men together in particular, I am indifferent to lesbians.

And opinion-wise, indifferent to male homos too, don't mind marriage etc etc but the actual thought of them kissing or anything more than that makes me nauseous

Is this normal? I assume to most heterosexuals, it would be more of a "does't get me aroused, but i don't mind it" kind of thing.

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:39:59 Post No.34136191
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:39:59 Post No.34136191 [Report]

I hate all the fags and the trannies on this board. I don't care about your "boy pussy" or whatever, you all need to be gassed.

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:41:46 Post No.34136208
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>>34136191
>he doesn't understand ironic, satirical humor

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:47:06 Post No.34136269
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>>34136161
I couldn't care less about what turns other people on or what is their fetish, sexual affirmation.
What makes me a little bit uneasy about gay people is the "pride" when they walk trough the city being mega fagots.
The only thing I absolutely hate about them is their mentality and the "I need a different treatment in life" mentality because they center their life around being gay and cannot think of anything else.

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2017-01-14 02:31:55 Post No.34136076
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:31:55 Post No. 34136076 [Report] [View this topic]

>You will never stick your cock into a fembot's tight pussy immediately after your robot buddy finishes blowing his load inside her
>You will never look down and see your cock covered in his cum as you fuck her
>You will never DP a cute fembot and feel his cock rubbing against yours

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:36:46 Post No.34136147
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>You will never watch your cute robot friend eat her out to get her nice and wet for you
>You will never stroke her hair as she sucks your cock while he pounds her from behind
>You will never force her head deeper onto his cock as you fuck her from behind

Anonymous 2017-01-14 03:04:42 Post No.34136501
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>>34136076
I wish there were more porn videos were that happens

Anonymous 2017-01-14 03:07:43 Post No.34136541
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 03:07:43 Post No.34136541 [Report]

why would anyone want sloppy seconds?

your post triggered me OP

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2017-01-14 02:25:53 Post No.34136008
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:25:53 Post No. 34136008 [Report] [View this topic]

how can black boi even compete?

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:30:13 Post No.34136054
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:30:13 Post No.34136054 [Report]

That girl on the left looks like a legit fembot

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>>34136008
I'm sorry but that is my waifu, she is claimed.

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:32:44 Post No.34136090
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>>34136054
No such thing, you stupid fuck. You only think that because she is seemingly not wearing makeup, and isn't wearing slutty clothes. Fuck off.

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2017-01-14 02:23:18 Post No.34135972
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:23:18 Post No. 34135972 [Report] [View this topic]

WHEN YOU NOTICE THE TINNITUS
REEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEE
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:25:28 Post No.34136002
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>>34135972
The tinnitus rides never ends

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:34:17 Post No.34136106
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>used to shoot a lot without ear protection
>always have ringing in ears
>try to tune it out but it's never not there

I wonder when I'm just gonna go deaf

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:34:43 Post No.34136116
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>>34135972
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Just don't think of it brah

Works for me, but then again I don't have tinnitus

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:20:20 Post No. 34135945 [Report] [View this topic]

femanons, what do vaginal orgasms feel like?

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:21:40 Post No.34135958
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:21:40 Post No.34135958 [Report]

Clitoral orgasms are better, more satisfying.

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:22:49 Post No.34135966
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:22:49 Post No.34135966 [Report]

I've only ever had a clitoral orgasm.

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:23:01 Post No.34135968
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>>34135945
Like a goosh goosh of water coming out of my vag. I totally have a vag and know.

Anonymous
2017-01-14 02:18:51 Post No.34135934
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:18:51 Post No. 34135934 [Report] [View this topic]

>9:15 am
>just started drinking

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:22:33 Post No.34135963
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>>34135934

and thats only 1 of your 99 problems.

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>>34135934

Started 10 am

I like drinking my shitty life away

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:27:07 Post No.34136027
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>>34135934
2pm here and I've just started. I'll dedicate this one to you

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2017-01-14 02:18:12 Post No.34135925
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:18:12 Post No. 34135925 [Report] [View this topic]

does anyone else feel uncomfortable even looking at people outside?
I was watching tv and the part where they ask questions to people on the streets, I had to turn it off, it was making my skin crawl just imagining being outside.
I don't get this with acting though. only "real people".
anyone else like this?

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:20:34 Post No.34135951
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you may be autistic. I get those kind of vibes as well whenever I'm outside.

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:24:12 Post No.34135985
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:24:12 Post No.34135985 [Report]

Uhuh. The extremely rare times that I go in public, I fantasize about murdering everyone. I despise people. I wish I had the motivation to be a serial killer.

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>>34135925
This ~~might be autism~~.

Anonymous
2017-01-14 02:17:01 Post No.34135910
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:17:01 Post No. 34135910 [Report] [View this topic]

>all those years wasted on WoW

How will I ever recover?

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:25:02 Post No.34135998
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We should make a /r9k/ WoW guild and make friends so we can go kill monsters together.

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:26:58 Post No.34136026
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>>34135910
You don't. What you can do is run 5 times faster to try and catch up but you can't really get all the standards achievements anymore in the only game that matters : real life.

Just accept that you're in damage control mode and do your best.

>uuh uhhhh its over already mite as well do nothing
Contrary to a very popular belief on this board, it WILL get worse if you do nothing.

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:29:36 Post No.34136049
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>>34135910
Oldschool Runescape

WoW - aka runescape 3/eoc scape was and always will be, a steaming pile of horse shit

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2017-01-14 02:15:13 Post No.34135891
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:15:13 Post No. 34135891 [Report] [View this topic]

short greentext

>be me
>never been to a club
>mostly, sit at home playing the meat violin to the sweet music sheets of artistic Japanese drawings and playing games
>one day, all my normie friends invite me to go out
>more specifically, the local club
>since I'm a beta cuck I accept the invitation
>Friday comes sneaking around
>we are all together sitting at a bar drinking
>pretty average I suppose
>girls are having fun, guys are having fun, I'm having fun
>feelsgood.jpg
>girl I have known for a long time is a bit drunk
>sits besides me
>"anon, what about us two on the dance floor to night at the club? I might give you a little peak when you swipe me of the floor with your dance moves."
>boner.jpg
>"yeah! I'll make YOU my partner in tango" I said with a smile
>fast forward
>be at the club line with the group
>doorman ask for ID
>we all show it
>everyone gets in except
>me....
>everyone in the group is asking the doorman what is wrong
>girl that likes me also tries her best to change the doormans opinions
>"sorry but the reason he's not coming in is because..."
>"he looks to young..."
>after those words we were all kind of shocked because we were all 23
>we talk with the doorman for 1 hour straight
>he doesn't care
>friends leave
>the girl that likes me said >"sorry anon but we are going in" while holding chads arm
>I walk home
>mfw it wasn't so bad because he said I looked young

Anyone else looking to young? How has it affected you?

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:18:15 Post No.34135927
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How tall are you?

>I-I'm asking for a f-friend

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:21:38 Post No.34135957
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>Kappa
>Test0101
>Blab aal bla

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:22:44 Post No.34135964
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>>34135891
Grow a beard out, m8.

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2017-01-14 02:07:05 Post No.34135804
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:07:05 Post No. 34135804 [Report] [View this topic]

>Literally NOTHING in my bank account
>Only three cigarettes remaining
>Don't get my NEETbux for 11 days
FFFUUUUUUUUCK how am I gonna make it

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:08:21 Post No.34135819
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:08:21 Post No.34135819 [Report]

eat toothpaste.

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:09:37 Post No.34135835 [Report]

If you still have some good clothes go to the metro , stay unnoticed and steal some wallets.

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:10:24 Post No.34135845
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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:10:24 Post No.34135845 [Report]

What did you spend all your neetbux on?

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Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:03:07 Post No. 34135744 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the busty girl from your high school doing now?

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Retr0 (ID: !V./2zSevV6) 2017-01-14 02:06:40 Post No.34135796
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>>34135744
Probably getting tit fucked by some chad

Anonymous 2017-01-14 02:11:45 Post No.34135856
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which one? there were a few.

one is a lawyer but also has a bunch of tattoos and is dating some dumbass dirtbag

one is complete SJW that moved to San Fransisco, then New York

and there are others I simply don't know

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The Stacy who fucked nearly every Chad, skipped most lessons, bullied the "nerds" and left sixth form to have a son is now somehow a Geography teacher at the same school.
She's only 26.

Then again it was a shit school, so they may as well hire shit teachers.