Pick any three boards to represent your dream gf.
>tfw no /lit/ /c/ /fa/ gf
/mlp/, /hm/, /pol/
/r9k/ /ic/ and /v/
>tfw no /h/ /c/ /a/ gf
Sooo, I might fuck a tranny. What do?
>>34138518
go for it anon, and post results
>>34138518
Trap or tranny?
The latter is much more dangerous.
>>34138518
Get HIV, of course.
>tfw no bf to have sex with and listen to nightcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp6Rw0Onc9Y
just kill me
you're underage
I know you have to deny it. Just know that it's more easy to recognize than you think.
>>34138504
This is like the fifth time you posted this shit.
>>34138528
What, no. I'm 27 years old, and depressed, and I'm a real robot. You have no idea my feels.
I really miss this girl that used to sit with me at the library, we used to talk, she was really nice company during those times. I kinda miss her. I should have asked her out actually, but it's too late now.
I wish i could go back in time and tell myself to man the fuck up.
>>34138501
Please reply.
It means a lot to me.
>>34138501
that's a fucking cute cat desu
What do you want us to do now? This is a journal entry.
It's expected dress at a frat party, friendo. You don't go to a business meeting in shorts and flipflops, you don't go the beach wearing a suit ,and you don't go to a frat party dressed like you're going to class.
As a girl, you go to frat parties in skimpy clothing.
As a guy, you go to frat parties in clothes that show off msucles or money or whatever. It's just peacocking. And most people go to frat parties to drink and get turnt and be silly with friends and then you go home.
If you're looking for something to say to "make her feel bad", you should just break up. You want someone who won't go to frat parties )even though she's in a sorority lol), and she needs someone who lets her have some autonomy and trusts her to not cheat.
source: was in a frat for 5 years while i got my bachelors and masters.
>>34138575
Well you made me feel better to a point. I guess it's something I have to get over.
>>34138499
Ask her, hay bby last night when you were out enjoying yourself in the slut attire, did you by any chance get
B L A C K E D
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enjoy your "good girl" anon
>>34138612
I took the OP to be almost bait. Anon, you have some serious relationship issues that you need to consider, that I touched on in my earlier post.
"What to tell her to make her feel bad". That's a really shitty thing to do anon. Put yourself in someone elses shoes, and picture them saying "what I can say to make them feel shitty" for doing something that you felt was fairly innocuous.
You're being way overprotective, and desu you sound jealous/controlling.
Many sororities have relationships with fraternities. Oftentimes they'll cosponsor a party, or the frat will have a mixer with the sorority, in order to match up the singles in each respective group. Guaranteed your gf has to aprticipate in these activites, even if she doesn't want to. And these aren't meant to get the people in relationships to cheat. I have had plenty of friends that went through college, joined the greek system, and still were in committed relationships.
Tbh, if you go to far off the deep end here, your gf will realize that you're being a possesive pos, and she will break up/go find solace on someone elses dick just because you show that you don't trust her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hMSsSfz52M
BRAAAAAP
>>34138382
This is so dumb
Why do i exist
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
THIS HAS TO BE A FEMALE (MALE) PRETENDING TO BE A FEMALE DOING THIS SHIT.
THE FACT THAT SOMEONE MADE THIS JUST NOW IS MAKING ME IRRATIONALY ANGRY. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34138382
That should not have been as funny as it is.
When did you start calling your dad "sir"?
when did you start calling your dad "daddy"?
>>34138375
What do you think I am? A cuck?
I don't call anybody sir.
>>34138427
Not OP but I have heard Chads call their dad "sir" all the time.
I think OP might be on to something
Does the SJW bogeyman actually exist? Serious question, I'm not sure if they're a /pol/ meme or I am just surrounded by the opposite so I'm not aware of their existence. (Where I live plenty of normies say shit like 'triggered' and other such shit).
>>34138373
SJWs don't exist except in the media where they are all plants by certain companies or news broadcast stations to spread agendas.
>>34138373
what the heck
origni commini
>>34138373
They are definitely real. They just get shat on a lot on the internet, after gamergate and all the anti-feminist stuff.
Go to any college in the western world and you will find them.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/miracle-hudson-legacy-70-000-slain-birds-122453379.html
Anyone else think normies are all sociopaths with no sense of empathy for anything or anyone except themselves?
>>34138321
No. You are just overly emotional and overly empathetic.
>>34138462
t. norman
I don't have any empathy for the likes of you. I hope you all die and burn in a pit of fire for eternity
>>34138577
How convenient, I hold no empathy towards you either. Maybe we can both burn in a pit of fire.
How many babies do you want?
Just 1 at a time
12 so i can start my own militia
but i doubt any woman would want to breed with me
>>34138314
You have posted the smiling babby of good fortune.
Luck and all good things will come to you, but only if you reply "shine on, smiling babby" whenever you see him.
/r9k/ Does NEET or Neckbeard virgin manlet friendly jobs exist?
Where I study we were out on an exhibition or what it is called where we could hear about different kinds of stuff you could get as an education and most of my friends and I were bored most of the time until we heard about something called a ship captain and engineer, it was really interesting the guy who talked was based as fuck and it wasn't as much a hard education as most others.
You basically get your own room, free food, and a shit amount of money, then you sail for like 3 months and are home 3 months, while at the ship you can enjoy many kinds of offline games while the internet is not working instead of constantly browsing this board instead, perfect if you want to finish your games or watch many movies. Then when you get home you almost have enough of money just to go on vacations in different countries, you can also buy an overpriced gaming laptop like it's spare change and stuff like that.
What do you guys think? Maybe I'm just hyped but my friends said is was neckbeard virgin friendly as fuck too.
And the best of all is normies and couples aren't thrown in your face all the time and you can just buy a hooker when you get home.
>a ship captain and engineer
surely this involves actual work like, controlling or maintaining the ship?
I'm going to kek my ass off when I hear on the news how Somali Chad hijacked your shipfu.
>>34138450
Yeah I think so but It seems like they don't trust the third worlds who are doing the cheaper work so they hire young Europeans instead, I have no idea how the place could have so many students when it's such a high rank and how they could give you a contract when you're finish but they maybe have many ships?
>tfw there is no other males more beta than asian males
that's true, beta lyfe.
Of course. Penis size determines how a person would value himself.
Indian Street Shitters are the most beta.
It's Saturday, why aren't you enjoying the delicious taste of Little Caesars pizza and sides?
Cause that's the poor mans pizza.
>>34138214
>>34138229
italian cheese is legit though
>>34138214
because i don't eat melted fermented cow tit juice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
> tfw no Romanian gypsy gf
Does anyone else know this feel
>tfw 2 gypsy gf's
>>34138163
>>34138184
she is white you niggers
>>34138201
Doesn't matter. I have 2 gypsy gf's and you don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt0s_VIg2xc
why don't you just lift lads?
Working on it. Won't make me a chad though. Just going to look like a loser who works out.
being /fit/ doen't cure your autism
>>34138548
At least you'll be strong enough to kill Chad on the beta uprising