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>>34140161
Who didn't know that? If you were a recluse in highschool you've basically set yourself up for failure and life of loneliness, you can try in uni and college but the environment is so stressful that people aren't as genuine or willing to make friends there. All the real friends I have were the ones I met in junior high and highschool, I find the faggots in my college to be to pretentious and selfish.

I was dealt a poor hand. I did the best I could with it.

For me college was much better as I was able to get into a good one and leave the retarded people from my home city

The girls here are way more attractive and almost all smart. Feels good man

Same, I'mma nut on em

I'mma crack a nut on em

funniest thread today. +2 internet.

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>>34140218
>+2 internetz.

hehe! Nice to see le fellow redditor with us today XD when does le narwhal bacon?

Fix your body, practice regular hygiene, pick up snowboarding, force yourself to speak in slow/measured tones. There.

>>34140138
>actually fell for the "be urself" meme

Never NEVER relax your defenses, OP.

>>34140138
Why is it so bad to be yourself? Not enough self confidence?

>>34140129
I can relate, fuck roasties, some solid male company like it was meant to be in the trenches and all would be nice, not this crabs-in-a-bucket shit where they will all fuck you over for bitches while being either total closed off pseudoautists or stuck-up 'achievers', women have pulled one over us with this, their invasion of male spaces separates them the spaces as well as the males while covering it all up with 'lol boys can also be totally emotional and bonding and stuff, LIKE GIRLS, lol' to associate this forever with faggotry is one of the most despicable things about them.

loved that anime

>boring period of time
>a whole earth's worth of stuff
>boring

you are the boring one

>>34140070
A couple of what?

>>34140140
even if i was told they were a couple of siblings i would find it hard to believe

>>34140070
Are those brown eyes? Trashed desu, guy on the right looks bro-tier though.

>>34140008
I think the quote is from Game of Thrones. She means that she dismiss opinions she doesn't like by imagining the people who hold them as shrimps and herself as a mermaid, because mermaids are pretty and shrimps are ugly.

well yeah, how do you lose sleep when you're born rich?
Paris Hilton is retarded and she knows she is.

>>34140008
She values her opinion very highly. In fact, she believes she is more just in her causes than anyone else. She seperates herself from anyone else, openly admitting she is above you, not equal. Your opinion may be coherent and reasonable, however she will pay no mind to it because she devalues you based upon your lower tier place on the eco system.

>>34139927
>>what do?

Lynch the nigger

stand at a distance and jack off. get closer when I'm edging and cum on her butt.

I would politely ask her to engage in premarital coitus.

>>34139926
Because it's instinctual and natural. Age of consent is a feministic shit idea that increases the value of old cunts, since men can't legally acquire gfs at their natural prime.

Because men are pedophiles and given the chance they would use and abuse kids. Just look at the middle east, unregulated unchallenged men raping kids.

>>34139926
They aren't, but to be fair we are hitting puberty earlier, aging faster and getting taller faster, if there was/is a rise in the interest.

>lock that can be opened by lots of keys
>no body wants to use it for anything

>key that opens lots of different locks
>many people would want this as it is useful

really not hard to understand.

Blame both men and women for thinking like this

Also

>women is a virgin
>she is seen as pure

>guy is a virgin
>worse then the devil

Women don't get rid of the emotional bagage of past relationships as well as men.

>>34139871
How old are you anon? I never really got into drinking

>>34139918
21

I live in Ireland so the drinking culture is insane. Though I doubt many people are drinking vodka alone in their room most nights. I had my first drink a month before I turned 18 (legal age)

>>34139953
22 eastern europe. I have a beer a day but never more than one.

I had my first drink at 12 . So why do you drink?

>>34139869
This is exactly why I turned to crime. FUCK that shit the system is fucked.

>>34139869
Will you let yourself be exploited forever? Will you fight, or die like a dog?

>>34139930
Are you joking, or what do you mean by this?

>>34139824
Yep. It hurts that we have to settle for slags.

>>34139824
Is this the delusions thread?

Go away roastie cunt.

You do not belong.

>>34139777

Yeah because I'm 6'4" and do regular exercise.

This puts you above at least 90 percent of the population.

>>34139777

Didn't you get the memo?

Since robots cant get da pussie, they just made a massive gay orgy amongst themselves.

No one can love a robot other than a fellow robot so they took that literally.

>>34139800
Stop lying on this board, you don't need to impress us, silly anon.

>middle school someone decided to make a rumor that i sucked a guys dick
>that was 2002ish
>2013 working at a grocery store bagging someone's stuff see someone from high school he says is that anon didn't he suck that person's dick
>2013 was at a hospital saw someone from high school
>2014 out of hospital went to work company picnic
>someone from hospital told me that the person killed himself i went to someone from work that the person killed himself
>he didn't recognize me then said o aren't you the one who sucked that person's dick...

i guess it has followed me at 28.

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>>34140433
>the person killed himself i went to someone from work that the person killed himself

what did he mean by this?

>be me in second grade
>fat gook freah off the boat
>teacher used to give out candy on fridays to the kids if they answered a simple question at the end of class (what color is your shirt>
>5 months until i get my first question right
>go up to teacher in front of class to receive hershey's kisses
>shart my pants
>most foul stench from eating kimchi everyday
>tfw noone ever even tried to talk to me again after that day

>>34139755
What's the alternative? Manlets spread their seed and curse their kin to emasculating shortness? That's just cruel

>you must be in 4 year university
>see this means you're genetically intelligent and your offspring will be smart too!!!!!!!!

this is the shit people actually believe.

>>34139862

They need to learn their place, and STILL they have to be told it.