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Who /tall/ here?
6'4 reporting in.
Only reply to this thread if you're 6'2+.
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6'2" and I fucking weigh 120 pounds. I literally am a skelly.
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>>34141612
I'm 6'4 too.
Ive never really seen what's so great about being tall.
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>>34141641
6'4 and 260 lbs here .

>that feel when used to be into occult reading chaos magic and hermetic books trying to learn about the elements of existence and have two occult tattoos(adversary on abdomen which is Satan in Hebrew, and the Hindu goddess Kali on right arm) but now have lost faith and believe that there is nothing after death
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>>34141594
>believe that there is nothing after death
bull fuckin shit

this reality is so perfectly designed to be shitty that it's very hard for me to believe it just ends. it seems more fitting that this reality leaves everything scared of dying to cause suffering and get motivations going. and once you die, you just go somewhere else to suffer some more. and in that new reality, it will be just like this one. you will wonder if this is it, if you die it's all over and what not. only to die again, and go somewhere else where you will suffer some more

reality fucking sucks, humanity needs to learn how to usurp it or escape it already.
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>>34141680
>I take gnostic teachings literally
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>>34141708
nigger I don't even know or care what those are

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Who here is /actually/ going to do it?
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Not today, old friend.

Maybe next year.
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nobody also shes rly cute
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It depends on the circumstances,

If my body and brain start to go bad early its time to go

If my welfare dries out its most likely time to go

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is there a worst feeling than being ashamed of your looks
>tfw low esteem
>still i'm a prideful person
>never talk to girls never for more than 24 years of my life
>well what's the point of this thread ? share your feels robots
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>>34141438
I'm a straight, white, racist, man. I would let that nigger fuck me up the ass until it bled. Shit that monkey is gorgeous.
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>>34141459
he kinda looks like a caucasian with super dark skin and typical nappy hair

but of course you'd only get fucked by a somewhat caucasian looking negro, you white racist fuck
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>>34141459
Its an Afar man from Djibouti I think

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We are proposing a new board for social outcasts called /hiki/

We already have the rules:


>1) Posters cannot imply or reference themselves as women or non-virgins.

>2) Do not make porn threads or post porn. NSFW is allowed with spoilers.

>3) Camwhoring (tinychat/omegle),hookup, "rate me" threads, and posts and threads regarding PERSONAL ROMANTIC relationships should go on /soc/.

>4) LGBT thread topics should go on /lgbt/

>5) Person worshiping threads (Eliza/Ashley/Rose/etc.) are not allowed.

We already have the /qa/ thread (which is full of mad normies):

>>>/qa/948744


Please show your support. /r9k/ is a cesspool.
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>>34141397

What if I want a gf hiki? Non virgins is fine though...
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>>34141418
you can talk about wanting a gf

It's talking about having a gf which isn't allowed.
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>>34141397
banning traps is why you will fail

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Why haven't you found your
Ballbusting gf yet?
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How many times must you make this thread before you understand that people here are ugly and not able to attract any women.
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Because society takes shots at my balls every goddamn day.
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>>34141376
because i don't think pain and sex go well together

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Does anyone here have some actually useful advice about how to not become obsessed with a girl?
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Just constantly remind yourself how repulsive you are, and that every single girl is out of your league. Eventually you'll become so detached from your own desires and emotions that nothing will matter anymore.
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Girls don't exist you sperg.
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>>34141337
leet

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Who squeaky high-pitched or soft-spoken /voicelet/ here?

>tfw never even had a chance
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I'm stuck with an extremely inconsistent and rangey voice. One day I sound like James Earl Jones the next day I sound like Billy Crystal.

It does give me a good range when singing though
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>>34141323
I have pretty good facial genetics but my soft nerdy lisped voice ruins everything
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>tfw have a resting asshole face and constantly come across as a dick through my voice
>Actually nice albeit socially awkward

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>be me
>have a virtual gf
>plans to meet up at the end of January
>been talking to her for about two months, "dating" for about one
>sometimes she's very sweet and we have some great conversations/sexting
>sometimes she keeps cutting our conversations abruptly
>being a beta, I keep talking to her because she feeds my need for attention
>not even sure we are ever going to meet
>be yesterday
>receive a notification from Tinder, got superliked
>it's a dude, really cute one
>i'm bisexual
>match with him for the lulz
>talk to him, seems like a swell dude
>in the next day, he says I look really cute and would love to hang out with me
>we live pretty far away
>keep thinking about my girl, and tell him I'm kinda seeing someone
>apologize for leading him on, wasn't even my intention, just liked to talk to him
>he says it's ok and we stop talking
>ask my gf what she did the whole day
>"oh I've been at a party"
>probably off to suck Chad's juicy dick

Why am I like this? If this girl didn't exist, I'd go see this guy in a heartbeat, but I felt so guilty doing something like that, even though I have never even met her, and keep thinking that nothing will work out in the end. If she had said she was at a party before that guy said we wanted to hang out, I'd probably go with him. It just felt so much like cheating, and I hate cheating. I'm so confused.

Guess it's just a blog post, REEEEE normie get out and shit. Never been with someone my whole life, and now that I actually had the chance, I threw it away because of a promised tomorrow. I feel like shit.
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>>34141289
Guess no one gives a shit.
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>>34141289
You should just kill yourself
In an original way
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>>34141289
i mean
at least u didnt cheat
also, party =/= chad dick

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Do you remember the first time you were banned from an online community? Did you know the mod who took your ban virginity? Where did it happen? Did it hurt a lot?

For me it was in 2000 I think, on a forum dedicated to Stargate that disappeared a long time ago. I don't remember why but I was having an autistic tantrum of some kind and they banned me desu.
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I have been banned from so many that I can't even begin to remember. That's the nature of being a shit-stirring iconoclast, I suppose.
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>>34141283
My first ban was on /b/, a while back. I posted this fake ass story about touching a little girl, in order to bait newfags and obtain (you)s, but some dumbass mod banned me for "violating us law", despite the fact that I din du nuffin.
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Probably around 2005, in the World of Warcraft off-topic board which was pretty much 4chan lite. There was a thread about something, I think it was 2 girls 1 cup. Nobody posted the actual link but someone asked for it and so I posted the URL without the http://, so it wasn't a clickable link. I thought that would be okay, since the rules said no posting LINKS to pornography. Nope. Some fuckface reported me and then permaban. I think that still afflicts my battle.net account to this day.

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>tfw no extremely intelligent gf that makes me feel like a brainlet
anyone else know this feel?
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I think every man without an extremely smart gf does.

You dipshit.
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>>34141215
i just want a smart gf
not the quirky smart that learned shit by heart and thinks she knows stuff
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>>34141205
if you ever find yourself feeling a woman is smarter than you, then you have failed in life somewhere down the line. women are inherently intellectually inferior to males, so you must be pretty stupid to feel like a brainlet compared to a woman

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>Get up

>Go to take a shower

>See this

How do you approach this delicate situation?
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walk away because niggers look nasty along with 99% of all other humans of any race
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>nigger broke into my house
Time to put that shotgun to use.
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pull out my whiteboy dick and watch it shrink as she laughs at its size or lack thereof

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Why are men so shallow beings?
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Compared to who exactly? Women are much more shallow.
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All human beings are shallow, it's a byproduct of our stuff-centred society.
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because women can't offer anything other than their looks

if women were capable of having a personality men wouldn't just go for the best looking one
also this >>34141154

most women just go for the same type of guy. tall, strong jaw/chin, good hair, in shape, confident personality. fuck, they are so shallow they are willing to share one man with other girls just because they'd rather be with chad than a beta

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>implying you ever had a fucking chance
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why the fuck would you take a girl out to Hooters
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Who on their right mind would go to a hooters for a first date
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>>34141074
insurance policy. if nothing happens, at least you got to be entertained by hot women all night so it wasn't a complete bust.

>going to a glorified dive bar as a date
ehhhhhh...

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Is this a boy or a girl? I'm really confused.
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if that ain't a dude that's one hellofa tomboy
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You can tell that it's a chick.
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>>34141041
I think you left a few options out of your list of genders there shitlord

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