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>got superliked
>not by mistake
>a complete cutie, several similar interests
>meeting her tomorrow
This is it. This is my promotion to normiedom. See you faggots
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Good luck faggot. In the words of that man /fit/ is fond of: "We're all gonna make it"
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>>34143103
don't come back crying when she cheats on you.
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>He thinks he wont choke on the date
PAHAHAHAAHAHA
You're here forever.
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What type of brand is UnionBay?
I just wanted to order some basic khaki's on Amazon and just wanted to make sure I'm not wearing something that'll make me look like a douchebag.
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I want to get two pairs so some faggot better help me out...
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>>34143085
Union Bay is for trailer park faggots who shop at Walmart
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>>34143085
i guess if you get cargo shorts you're gay.
that's what rninekay said.
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>public chat session
>someone attacks trump
>I start defending him
>immediately banned
Why? Explain why you're banning me.
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Remember how literally everyone made fun of Bush Jr. for the entire time he was President? Expect another 8 years of that. Hating a white male republican president is just far too tempting for smug shithead anti-establishment liberals. They imagine it as some kind of meaningful social justice campaign or something when in reality it's a mixture of hate-fueled, unjust slander and censorship.
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>>34143063
>defending a multibillionaire online
lmao you are a retard
he doesn't need you being a keyboard warrior for him
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>>34143404
>Expect another 8 years of that.
>8 years
Subtle.
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why do we use pepe and wojak to represent the robot nature rather than the original meme faces? What do pepe and wojak have that they dont?
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>>34143041
Those shitty meme faces became shitty because normies drove them into the ground with their terrible humour, making us associate them with normies that have shit humour.
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Memes evolve
Pepe and wojack are the equivalent of sexual selection for idiot genes in a species' waning years
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>>34143041
Maybe it's because pepe and wojak seem closer to real people because they have different expressions. Those old meme faces could only ever do one expression.
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hey guys i saw someone mention last night an ingredient in males cologne that attracts women... cant remember what it was help a brother out
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>>34143033
Who's this?
This board has not been improved at all by the robot's return.
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>>34143083
Lucy Daily
Not OP but she used to be one of my go-tos for years
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>>34143083
Why not try reverse image search and find out for yourself?
Anonymous
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What the fuck do i do lads
Anonymous
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>be robot, 24, KHHV
>meet girl online
>by some miracle i manage to make her my gf
>happier than i've ever been before
>go to her house for the second time ever, after our third date
>see her mum
>she likes me
>we start shagging in her garage
>her mom comes in
>jump back because of reflexes, rock solid dick clearly showing
>her mom is clearly shocked and goes away
>akwardly go to leave
>her mom is there
>"g-goodbye"
>she is shaken up about it
Kee in mind that her dad died 6 months ago, so her mom is concerned that her daughter will date some piece of shit and make her a single mom or something. I really like her so I have no intention of doing that, but from her mom's perspective I just creampied her just days after meeting her
I don't want to lose her, lads, i am sure that i will never get another chance. How can i fix this glaring problem without just being a nigger and never going to her house again? I'm shaking and kind of crying right now.
>inb4 normie reee
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be urself bruh :-)
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>>34143029
Just don't bring it up and keep acting normal. If your gf or her mother want to talk about it they'll bring it up themselves
Doing anything cringy to try and fix things will only make it worse.
Normies have a pretty good capacity for dealing with these kinds of situations, it won't be a major issue unless you make it one
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>>34143029
Now you have to fuck her mom too. She saw your dick
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Is Homestar Runner a robot?
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>>34143025
l believe he is a runner
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He is blissfully ignorant. Most robots are fully aware of their patheticness
I miss homestar runner though
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>>34143025
What are you talking about? He's athletic, popular with everyone, and has a girlfriend. He's a Chad.
Strong Bad is the robot. Sleeps in until noon, questionable diet, lives in his basement most of the time, and always strikes out with the ladies.
Think about it.
Provided a shrink diagnoses me with depression, would i be eligible for neetbux?
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>>34143014
Maybe. Where do you live?
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>>34143158
new jersey
that's all you'll get out of me though
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>>34143185
K. I dunno then. If you were a canuck you'd be golden fur sure.
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>Meant for posting Blackbot feels, greentexts, or just general comments
Also, where my EastAfrican bro's at?
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I'm not
a black
but I respect for my black brother
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>>34142990
Thanks Blackbro(white)
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>>34142944
>tfw probably won't be able to grow an actual beard until age 30 or so
>tfw being black makes you globally hated on this site
>tfw rejected from robothood based on skin colour
>tfw being black doesn't make me more alpha
>tfw being black doesn't make me better with women
>tfw vitamin D deficiency
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>average is not acceptable
>you are the company you keep
>avoid unhappy people
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All the books I've read on "self-help" tells me to quit hanging out with the people I hang out with (complaining people, sad vibes etc.)
However I can't bring myself to leave you guys I just fucking love you guys we have history and such.
Shits tough because I also know you people keep me where I am.
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>>34143419
I'm sorry anon we do love you but we are also a cancer of sorts.
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>>34142831
>>you are the company you keep
this is the most accurate one
average is totally fine
unhappy people can be bretty usefull at times
this couple recently broke up
ITT: we speculate as to the reason(s) why
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>>34142829
The tall guy looks like he wants to kill himself. He just looks so out of it.
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>>34142829
>ITT: we speculate as to the reason(s) why
The brown one needed to poz up some more negs
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Darkness is approaching
Post your stats to see if there's anyone more pathetic than you
Here's some strawpolls
>age
http://www.strawpoll.me/12108714
>height
http://www.strawpoll.me/12108785
Just convert your height to cm strawpoll doesn't like 's or "'s and I ain't remaking this shit
>weight
http://www.strawpoll.me/
>age
19
>height
5'4
>weight
115 lbs
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>>34142788
Yeah I never understood how OP pic is dangerous.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12108850
Shit, here's the one for weight
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>>34142818
It's not dangerous it just hurts a little.
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>see a kissing couple
>get irrationally angry
KEEP THAT SHIT AT HOME
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Hi Roger
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Kingofblackbots (ID: !!Vyv3Vei8ZKP)
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>>34142720
autlsm
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>tfw a normie kissed his gf in a no kissing zone near me
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>"Anon, you're cute... want to make a polyamorous triad with us?"
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>>34142701
>It's a POST-MODERN relationship. A woman can't have just one man!
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>"I-I'm not slutty, I am polyamorous!"
W E W
E
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>>34142701
this picture gave me cancer in all possible organs
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>you will never (NEVER) experience this
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.........he's literally only a few inches taller than her, lmao.
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>>34142692
isn't better that way?
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I did. I married my life long best friend. We had a couple interactions a lot like that.