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>redpill me

No. Go to a psychiatrist and get meds.

>>34149637
I don't have a psychiatrist and I think it'll be a waste of money. Can't a regular doctor just prescribe you happy pills?

>>34149637
This, nike Shia LaBeauf

>>34149579
Its normal if youre a pussy ass bitch

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i know this feel and i want it to go away

>>34149579
I always feel like someones going to burst through my door and kill me. Or when I'm walking down the street and I see someone walk towards me I always think they're going to stab me. Or when a car drives past me I'm going to get drive-by'd.

Just generally not taking someone serious and treating like them a child not worthy of a real conversation is crushing. Speaking in a very demeaning way to make it seem like you're lowering yourself to their level and that kinda shit. Assuming you're in a real life setting and not online, imagine being very condescending to person A and then immediately turning to another person B near you to talk about a particular negative trait of A like he's not even in the room. That's the kinda shit that would always get to me before I went hiki.

good luck with that lmao

you are psycho

the thing is - people who are truly happy and love, aren't affected by the words of others. if anything, it only makes you - the worthless doubter - even more pathetic. spread light and happiness instead!

>>34149515
give them a dog that they grow to love and then suddenly after 10 or 15 years it dies.

what does gay straight got to do with dentistry?

>"there is no gay agenda"

>gay porn is obsessed with "converting" straight men

>>34149512
gayest thing i did was read that post
but that pales in comparison to how much of a monstrous 2km wide flamming space faggot you are.

>>34149503
not for us, there isn't.

>>34149503
Are you genuinely nice or just nice with the intention of getting in their pants?

Because that's what creepy means, people don't like when you have ulterior motives and try to mask it.

Be genuinely good to people and try to make the world a better place, people will recognize it.

>>34149503
you have to find the middle ground

why are women attracted to mean men though, could someone explain? do they all like to be abused?

>>34149487
because you're wasting more money on an inferior device, just because its popular and shilled more.

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>>34149487
Because they can't afford them

macs are for women. they are overpriced, idiot proof, and fashionable.

>>34149471
she looks like shes in her 20s lmao

nice fapping material

longer vid, mentions taking medication

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDFch6bvAmY

well bro you can always go gay
I've never had any dicks in me and I doubt you have either.
Maybe we could take turns being the girl and lose our vcards together?

>>34149402
make it 11 dicks. fuck that slut.

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>>34149402
>tfw born in 99
>just turned 18
>lost my virginity to a virgin qt at 16
Its not all that is hyped up to be anon I prefer non virgins now unless I'm in love with them

>tfw roommate
had to cut back in this case

>>34149622
why? just fucking do it

>be alive
>wake up
>sit at the pc with 3 tabs open
>play some game so times run faster till i got to sleep again
>fap
>eat
>sleep
>repeat


doing this for 2 years now

So what's the bad part, your face or your voice?

>>34149348
>abloo bloo roasties like my pussy wetting voice

>>34149368
They're both bad. I look like a high school kid and sound like Microsoft Sam.

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Might do a cheeky kill myself

>>34149319
>topic in name field
oh dear

Oops, didn't see that there was a new thread so reposting this here

I should have been receiving Universal Credit for the last four months, but i just checked my account and realised i haven't had any payments from them at all. I start a job next week so wont be going to the meetings any more. Has anyone else had a problem like this? Can i receive back payments for the months they should have been paying me?

Has anyone had a similar experience? I'll be ringing them first thing monday to hopefully sort it out but its stressing me out at the minute, cant find any info online about whether they will backpay me under these circumstances.

My fault for not checking my account, make sure you're all getting what you're meant to

>>34149313
>Hes angry that he gets compliments from women

Fucking off yourself normie

>>34149356
>compliments
>"cute"

Litrelly the weakest of weak compliments, if women want to fuck you they will say hot or sexy.

>>34149313
I have said it before
you don't fuck cute, you fuck handsome

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so close yet so far

originals

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>tfw nobody responds even here
everything. is. lost.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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my twisted world

oregano

something tells me this is a specific girl at the liquor store you go to that you are trying to bang

>>34149271
Me too. I think it's the tomato.

OP just talk to her instead of mumbling about WoW like the splerg you are.
-Chad

>>34149271
Absolutely. She's so adorable and despite my frequent patronism, she doesn't seem to mind chatting with me on a liquor run. I know it's a falsified hope anons, but I really would love nothing more than to pump her voluptuous pale hips and ass with my Caucasian seed!

*grabs animal*

>tfw no one will ever kidnap you

>>34149230
this is a nice mem- *gets kidnapped*