You guys are probably sick of me at this point but I had 3,500 calories today and I'm in pain on the physical, emotional, and spiritual levels. Someday I'll die of a heart attack.
>>34150897
That really isn't even that much?
I at probably around there daily and I'm thin
>>34150897
You can eat all the shit you want as long as you burn more calories than you consume. If eating makes you feel good, then eat. Just do some exercise afterwards you Jabba the fucking Hutt.
i eat that much and im bulking
just start lifting bro :^)
How do you pronounce anon?
I've always said "Ay-non" but I know some people say "Ah-non" too.
uh-non
It's ah-non, short ah.
>>34150748
an-ahn
I left the comfort of r9k to search for advice. These were the most common responses I received:
>"Women see self-confidence as the most attractive trait in a guy."
>"Being funny and having a good personality trumps looks."
>"Your race doesn't matter as long as you have a good personality."
>"You shouldn't 'try to get a girlfriend'. Relax, live life and it will come naturally."
Robots, are all of these lies or legitimate advice? I don't want to blindly follow what could be complete bullshit.
>>34150736
>"Women see self-confidence as the most attractive trait in a guy."
not really but don't be beta and afraid to ask a girl out
>"Being funny and having a good personality trumps looks."
true
>"Your race doesn't matter as long as you have a good personality."
for normie girls this is true
>"You shouldn't 'try to get a girlfriend'. Relax, live life and it will come naturally."
this is true. you will know when you find the girl you want to be with forever.
>>34150736
Here's a secret tip that neither /r9k/ nor most normies know about:
Women have different tastes. There are traits in men that are generally attractive, like self-confidence and humor, etc. But some women care more about looks, while other care more about personality. I.e., the first three of those statements aren't ALWAYS true.
>"You shouldn't 'try to get a girlfriend'. Relax, live life and it will come naturally."
It's true you should be content to live life without needing a gf, but there's nothing wrong with trying.
>>34150906
Also, women have different tastes in physical appearance.
Some women like stereotypical buff Chads, some like skellingtons, hell some like "dad bods". Again, there are things which are generally attractive (clear skin, not being fat), but you don't necessarily need a chiseled jaw and cheekbones to find someone who's genuinely attracted to you.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE UNIVERSE
WHAT IS GOING ON? HOW DOES ANYTHING EVEN EXIST
>>34150696
lay off the ketamine mate
>>34150696
>babbys first existentialism
Did you try pot for the first time kiddo?
>>34150712
weed is for losers original
>Stockton, California is a shitho---
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq8liYHM-qA
California state is a fucking shithole.Go deal with your pablos and rabbid niggers
>>34150675
That's only the south tho
North cali is a beauty few california-haters could imagine. There's probably less blacks here (outside of Bay area ofc, but Bay area sucks) than anywhere else thats not hillbilly redneck country. Beautiful weather, and the greatest forests in USA.
>>34150660
>I'm too lazy to say anything about the topic I want to discuss. Here's a youtube link.
What the fuck she mean by that?
(1/2) to be continued...
>>34150618
2/2 The second part of what she said. "I'm in another level"? What the fuck does it means?
>>34150669
She isn't attracted to you anon, jesus fuck man come on, there's no hidden meaning.
Also
>daughter
Really nigga. You know there are actual men who WISH they weren't caught up with another woman's children.
>>34150618
>you're on another level
This seems pretty clear: You are beneath her.
This is a pretty autistic confession anyway, you're whining like a little bitch. Only bitches and people on /r9k/ should whine like bitches.
>finally text a girl
>nanana skipping a bunch of shit cause I've written it a thousand times
>basically she knows I'm a super retard and we talk about our problems and sometimes she talks about her bf and having sex which makes me sad but I also talk about never being close to a girl and she says she really wants to see me find someone
>don't want to text her today because last few days all we've talked about is misery
>can barely make it through the day without someone telling me it's going to be alright
What do? I know I should stop texting her and find someone who likes me but I literally have no relationships with anyone else. I'd be starting from scratch. It's too late now for me to find someone who considers me a better candidate for conversation than any of the people who've spent years of their life with her. I used to get so scared, so terrified when I thought of death. Today for the first time I thought of hanging myself and instead I felt nothing. I don't want to die. Please, please, if there's anyone out there on /r9k/ that can make me feel better today, I would be so happy. Someone please help me.
part of becoming a better person is accepting the inevitability of death
not saying to kys or anything but theres always gonna be bad days or bad weeks or whatever, but the important thing is remembering the good shit
There's nothing, I mean nothing wrong with being alone. Some normies will make a big deal out of it cause they're too weak to carry themselves. I've seen few that are in relationships because their partner is an extra to their own happiness, and thus they don't really need a partner. Enjoy yourself anon, at the end of the day you are the only person responsible for your happiness. It takes time to learn tis, hell it hurts even, but everyday gets a little it better.
>>34150613
Oh, if only you knew.
I haven't had a good day in years. My life switches between bad days and ok days. I can't tell you the last time I felt good. It just doesn't happen anymore.
I can't sleep, so I stay awake for hours and hours making myself more miserable. For hours and hours I am completely alone.
It's gotten to the point now where my chest hurts constantly, I feel weak, and out of energy, boredom and tiredness plague my mind, and every day, every day it becomes so much harder to do nothing. I can't work I can't think I can't do anything. That's how much pain I'm in. I'm already fucking dead, I'm just waiting for my body to catch up with me.
You're given the chance to either:
>redo your childhood & youth
OR
>be born in a different Era
Which do you pick, anons?
>>34150503
That's a pretty good question. I'd redo my life. I know exactly what I would do differently and be able to fix things.
>>34150503
how come I can't choose
>emit literally a half-gallon of semen when you cum
>>34150503
Redo my childhood, no questionmaybe this time I won't be raped so much
>Trump wants to deport this
Why?
>copy pasta NWO propaganda thread
Because she is part of an impoverished society that seeks to exploit the wealthy and increasingly politically disenfranchised first world middle class.
We would do the same in their situation, but that doesn't mean we should let it happen to us.
>>34150499
the first-world middle class only ever existed because of the abnormal situation after WWII, where all of Europe was destroyed, millions of young men died, automation wasn't yet a thing, and all the stars aligned to increase the bargaining power of unskilled labor. What we've been seeing for the last several decades is the economy regressing back to the mean.
Deporting what, an American citizen?
>fight all day yesterday with gf
>morning after, watching overwatch stream
>boredom ensues
>decide to fondle her
>somehow manage to get her pants off
>giving her the ol' lickeroo
>moments later clear and odorless liquid poured out of her vagina
>claims she didn't orgasm
What happened?
>>34150410
>>34150410
Vaginas lubricate themselves. If she didn't orgasm, it her vagina lubricating itself.
>>34150564
It was a stream of liquid pouring out, not just a minuscule amount. It was clear, not thick and about half a cups worth.
>>34150564
Reread he said the liquid 'poured out'. Sounds like she squirted, OP.
>you're at somewhere
>an alpha comes and slaps your gf's ass
Serious question here. Obviously you can't fight him or he'll kick your ass, and doing nothing will made you look like a wimp. So how do you handle these situations without embarrass yourself?
>>34150290
>your gf
you proceed from a false assumption, anon-kun
stand up for her even knowing he will kick my ass. heart is more important than power
>>34150290
I'll knock the 5'9 manletcunt out
>that kid wich name was wolf
but wolf blitzer is like the most badass name ever
>trusting a kid names wolf
>trusting a kid named hunter
Dont do it men it almost always ends badly
tried to holler at little red riding hood
but shes like no i know better!
also the boy who cried wolf.. come on
So I'm chatting to this girl online and we hit it off and agree to meet for a coffee
Except I hate coffee, and tea, they're horrible and bitter and unpleasant. I drink coke zero all day, my desk is covered in empty coke zero cans right now.
Anyway I meant 'meet for a coffee' like, lets go to a pub, obviously, who actually goes for a coffee, then she starts talking about a place that does really good coffee and I'm like awesome can't wait :)
How screwed am I? can I just order hot chocolate or is she going to realise i'm a fraud? has anyone got any tips on how to practice drinking coffee like an adult for a date??
Go grab a thing of Maxwell House hazelnut instant coffee. I don't really like coffee either, but I drink that shit at work because it tastes okay, plus is quick and easy to make. I usually get about 20 cups out of a $3 container of it.
>>34150276
Get a coffe with milk and sugar. It'll be sweet enough. Grin and bear it for the greater good.
>>34150276
>I drink Coke zero
Almost had me
Save the animals.
>>34150194
Save the plants, eat animals
>>34150205
agdq, dude
>>34150211
l dont play computer games
Have you ever stopped speaking to a girl because she's ugly? ._.
>>34150170
No but I stopped talking to a girl because she was a cunt.
Fuck you, Kristen.
>>34150200
Is she ugly tho
>>34150170
I honestly can't remember the last time I spoke to a girl that wasn't in my family