>MOMMY, MOMMY!!! YOU KNOW WHAT ME AND THE BOYS HAVE DISCOVERED????
>A GIGANTIC CONSPIRACY!!!!
>IT TURNS OUT THAT WOMEN LIKE AND ARE ATTRACTED TO ATTRACTIVE MEN!!!!
>WHAT SORT OF WORLD IS THIS???!!!! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN???!!!
>FUCKING WHORES AND SLUTS THE LOT OF THEM, ITS NOT LIKE WE LIKE OR PREFER ATTRACTIVE WOMEN OR ANYTHING
Lol get fucked retards.
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>>34151269
It's more like
>Women are only attracted to the top 20% of men, and regard the rest as sub-human
>Men see a normalized distribution of female attraction and are perfectly happy with someone average looking
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>>34151269
>ITS NOT LIKE WE LIKE OR PREFER ATTRACTIVE WOMEN OR ANYTHING
Statistics doesn't bear that out. Men will pretty much grab what they can and show a greater capacity for emotional love. Women will take only the best, and due to said trait of men, a 10/10 man will grab a 4/10 women, whereas the reverse will never happen.
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>>34151269
wrongo
Women have been so fucking pampered and given so much choices through online dating and social networking where guys constantly berate them with compliments and favors that she sees the average guy as a pleb considered to the Chad who has a new girlfriend every week and because he is in demand. So she wants to feel special by being with the guy in Demand. So all the other guys who would treat her right and literally save her lazy ass from the harshness of the world, she goes to the chad who then fucks her brains out 1 night and then leaves her and never talks to her again and then she goes into a tirade about why men are so bad and just animals.
Women only love whats in the moment/trending.
Women dont see investments like men do. Men will invest in a woman. Women just think everything should be done for them all because they have a vagina.
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>try to annoy robots i know into hatefucking me
>only get hated because they arent brave enough
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>>34151214
A rape charge or conviction is life ending senpai and you're probably not worth the risk.
Pack your bags for continental Europe, they have a lot of both the things you're looking for.
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>>34151214
What I did was talk things out and found out that we both have a brutal rape fetish. Why don't you do the same?
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try it on me
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>be naturally stoic
>gf gets diagnosed depressed
>start to pay more attention to her
>talk to her more about what she's going through
>try to support her
>all this does is make her less attracted and eventually break up with me
Are all women just plainly fucking retarded? Roasties would rather you not give a fuck if they kill themselves than have you try to make them get happier
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You show her support by fucking her senseless.
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>be naturally stoic
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>>34151208
when you're depressed having people talk to you and try to be more involved in your life is an annoying chore. I'm not in the least surprised your behavior made her push you away.
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I really need friends to play dota with ! Everyone I know doesn't play...
please add me ! http://steamcommunity.com/id/spooooooooooooookyy/
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the desperation for cuties is real~
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mmr man?
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>>34151229
who said anything about lewds !?
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>tfw it's only you and about a hundred other guys posting here tonight
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>>34151171
and ~30 girlsdo any of you want to be my gf by any chance?
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>>34151201
those are not girls anon. they have penises.
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>>34151171
and you caught me replying to you
you are very original
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>coworker keeps trying to talk to me
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>>34151169
So talk to them back, you dingus.
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>>34151223
I really don't want to
There's no way to disengage
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>>34151352
yet you talk to goofs on r9k
your coworkers cant possibly be worse
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Why is it so hard for me to focus while reading books?
When I read my mind drifts so fucking much,
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>>34151155
Look at my picture, this FUCKING STACY can read a book but my retard mind denies me an entire form of escapism.
IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>34151155
just set time aside
not hard. or read before bed :) or in the morning with tea/cofeee :)
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try putting some ambient music on in the background, whenever i read i do that and it helps me focus
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Calling Afro-Americans black is like calling an Italian white.
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>>34151122
Or like calling blacks "human"
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Afro Americans ARE black
Italians ARE white. Jews are white too.
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>>34151166
>iimplying
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I want a big dick gf
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>>34151116
>dick
>gf
wat?
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>>34151116
what steps are you taking to get one?
making this thread is step 1, what next?
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>>34151116
get yourself a dildo.bitch
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>be hypothetical
>finally meet a suitable qt
>start dating
>'so, tell me about your friends, anon! :)'
>'well... uh... aha... uhmm... i have... friends'
why even try? need to find friends before even the slightest chance of a cutie... ffs.
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What makes you think they would even ask that
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>>34151272
because no woman wants some no friend having cunt for a bf
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>>34151319
So is that the reason you've used to convince yourself why you don't have a gf
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come here, grab a snack and let's watch a comfy movie
cytube/r/lord-of-the-memes
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Whaat movie?
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>>34151020
>inb4 she jumps off the roof
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>>34151020
>come here, grab a snack
imma grab that snatch
TRUMP FOREVER
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It's all creeping in again..~
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Is it a bad thing anon or will it be nice?
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>>34151029
Wish it was merely melancholy, that I could enjoy.
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>>34151060
I see, well don't let it get to you~
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>tfw can't relate to anyone on here anymore
You're all normies, whether you accept it or not.
Anons with money, education, attending nice colleges or univesities, having places of their own, the ability to indulge in any "hobby" they desire, attractive, fit and the fucking list goes on. What the hell is this, am I on Facebook? Twitter? Instagram, maybe?
Oh poor anon, he can't get a gf because he's too shy, oh anon is in his early 20's and STILL hasn't had his dick in a vagina, omg the poor anon got rejected by THAT ONE GIRL oh my god how will the fragile little princess cope with the pain? Jesus only thinking about it makes my soul crash.
Fucking pieces of shit, the entire lot of you, pathetic, intitled, miserable pricks who fail to realize how great they have it in life, who are the literal 4chan's equevalent of Tumblr's SJWs. Every day there's perhaps a few, a handful of threads made by real robots about actual robot problems. The genuine robot population on /r9k/ is currently so scarce I recognize the few true robots who still post here by their typing style alone.
Wishing doesn't really have any effect however, if it had, I'd be wishing my hardest for your pathetic little problems to never be solved, you deserve to be tormented by them until you realize how much of a little bitch you're, that your puny problems are in fact shared by the majority of the population, in a lot of cases on a much larger scale, that those "problems" don't make you a robot and finally that you're wasting your life bitching about them, which I couldn't care less about, however I do immensely care that you're doing it in the wrong place, a place where you don't belong.
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Anyone who uses /r9k/ regularly is a bot.
Robots are a diverse group. Some of us start off the traditional definition of a bot and get better, others get worse, others stay the same. But in the end, we're all bots. I say that, having been here since 2009/2010.
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>>34150939
>I recognize the few true robots who still post here by their typing style alone.
lmao how autistic are you
nice pasta but the true fishermen switch it up or deliberately type a cErtAin way. don't let the schizophrenia hit you.
we were here before you had 56k dialup
stop whining like a little bitch and fuck off to mlp
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>>34150990
>Anyone who uses /r9k/ regularly is a bot.
This is such bullshit. There are socially successful morons who come here for memes or to laugh at people.
>>34150939
I'm a bit of a normalfag by your standards, but I couldn't agree more. People used to talk about legitimate problems here, they all had depressing stories to share, there was plenty of misery and real brotherhood. Now it's shitheads getting mad at stale bait and trying to find a trap girlfriend. Ever since 2011 this board has been despised, but only in the last couple years has it been genuinely irredeemable.
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>tfw no bf to masturbate on skype with while listening to nightcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnv1wi585sA
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honestly kill yourself, in an original way of course.
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>>34150914
If you really want a BF, you should have at least had the common decency not to be born with a penis, which I suspect you were.
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>>34150914
stop making these shitty threads you weeb, stop listening to trash music as well
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Who here has actually been in love?
Not lust
Not a crush
Not a oneitis
Real, reciprocated love.
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what the hell is wrong with that dog?
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Yes, with one of my cats. She's dead now though.
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>>34150910
Yup, but bf turned my back on me and cheated.
>tfw when you only want a good, caring and affectionate boy to take care of you