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>>34155715
There isn't a problem in the observable universe that suicide can't remedy.

Put a cold ashtray on my belly. The coldness gets rid of the badness

>>34155715
My parents recently gave me this weird teapot that you use to flush out your nasal cavity.
Really, I can deal with most of the problems being sick, except for my nose turning into a faucet, so this thing is actually a pretty great idea.
If only I could get it to work properly. Perhaps I should intubate myself instead.

kill yourself because pedo

>>34155961
agree kys

>>34155690

This is something I'm seeing more and more of and it's frightening, people who aren't necessarily depressed who want to kill themselves.

It's a sign of the times and the way the world is. If things don't change drastically soon I expect to see suicide rates soar.

>>34155647
No one enjoys it, they just do it to survive you fucking neet

>>34155677
>they just do it to survive

but anon, I have never worked a job and Im alive just fine ?

We don't enjoy it at all, the only reason why most of us do it is because we either have parents who force us to or parents that are dead. I just want to reroll life and be a careless autistic NEET

It's not that great....

Oreganououou

how come she gets to smile like that and we dont

>>34155642
Christ. Guy guts are so much more attractive than girl guts. That is just gross

>>34155631
Why do you think they made anime??? /('_') /

>some one is marrying a girl that has had 1000+ sex partners at age 20
that poor, stupid bastard

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Japan must be way past the 20/80 figure. With so many men being shut-ins, and women being so cheap. Probably 5% of the men bang 90% of the women, the rest of the men get none.

join the military

ooirriginl

>>34155565
>>34155586
there are few good reasons to join the military, but this i think counts as one. fuck backwoods ignorant ass people holy fuck I'm glad i didn't stay there

Yeah, the military would be your best bet. If you couldn't handle that maybe a manual labor job in a major city close to you or a job on a boat along the coast

The moans of the girl in the porno

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>>34155429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

check 'em

I unironically masturbate to Bill Gates explaining the subtle nuances of Java in the following disposition when I masturbate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhdDZk45HDI

>>34155420
2 I mostly just use just use thread watcher to keep track of threads I'm interested in so I don't need multiple tabs

>>34155470
That's the more logical thing to do, but it feels good to have 4 tabs up of a website called 4chan

>>34155420
I have about 120 tabs open but only a few of them are 4chan
None of them are porn

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>>34155417
Post more cats plz

Oregano

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>>34155417
i will just originally leave this here.

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>>34155509
Too cute anon, love it!

>>34155381
I want to live there so badly. Tell me how I can do it. It just seems so comfy, I like warm weather

Literally just the weather and and ocean

>>34155569
Move to florida famm

>>34155333
One summer camp I went to had a pretty strict schedule. I used to be on a schedule of my own without realizing it. It's easy once you build the habit but extremely difficult to break out of old ones. Good luck OP, and the less you think about it, the better

>>34155333
Yeah

You stop thinking about how to do it and just go and do it. It's literally that simple

Stop thinking. Make a schedule and just follow it. Become a slave to your plan

I make 6 figures and fuck hot women now

Before I use to just use the internet all day and jerk off. Now, 4 times week I go to the gym than afterwards I use the internet all day and jerk off.

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>>34155326
Sister, let me tell you something. You don't want oats. You just think you do. Oats are Johnny Campbell, the nice guy from church. He's solid and dependable and he is something you could live with forever.

You don't want that sissy. You want vodka and lemonade! You want fun! Fuck those idiots, you're living your life! Ignore dad from now on it doesn't matter what he says, he's just an asshole who's boring and controlling.

Dance, flirt with hot guys, let them show you a good time, this is what you want sissy. Maybe you'll realize this one day, this is how you want to spend your life

Look at me, I'm going to the club right now, I'm sure I'll score big again! Back when I was 19 I went home with the hottest guy I've ever met, ripped abs and a 9 inch cock. This is what us women need, don't ever settle. I haven't had one like that since I was 28, at least steady. I've had a few for just a night. I know one will come around and marry me

You deserve it and you'll get your lucky day my sister

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>>34155536
But sissy :(

...he knows about math and philosophy and anime and masturbation, he's intellectually superior due to his interest in objectivity and rejection of cultural norms. Contrarianism is my religion!

>>34155773
You're like a little baby, if only you knew how useless these things are. Do you want to live in a crappy house having sex with a sex God every day even if the roof leaks, or do you want to live in a nice house with a floppy 4 incher that can't even go in halfway?

post the blacked template

>>34155287
haha funny pic op! thx 4 the laugh! haha!

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>>34155315
Yeah hang about

I'm thinking lately I probably am, I've never really thought about it because desu It's always been a complaint I see from normies trying to feel special and it just pissed me off

but yeah I can't stay focused on anything except shitposting

ADD here
>ask a customer for their order at McJob
>they tell it to me
>if it contains more than 3 things I forget and have to ask them again
I fucking hate it. All my coworkers think I'm retarded, with good reason

>>34155808
ADD here too, went to a shitty psychiatrist once, hated it and never tried again.
How to self medicate?

>>34155183
But then you don't have to deal with shitty neighbors and traffic and all that bad jazz.

>>34155229
>I won't be able to stay up late at night Vidya gaming.

Sure you can
>buy gaming headphones
>drape a blanket over your moniter while your girl is sleeping

There's going to be a lot more suck than you expect, but if she's a decent enough girl, try not to fuck it up