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>>34157760

Tell me more about your daydream world.

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>>34157760
what is death.
i never know about feel of death

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>>34158762
>entire world "systemspace" consists of different dimensions, coded by people. we are currently in the system "Life".
>the system Life was abandoned by its owner
>it is now using way too much energy (aurora)
>due to how open systemspace is, theres no way to kick out systems
>usually a "key" is sent that checks the system for good memories, and reboots the system otherwise
>this doesnt work on Life
>have to reboot Systemspace now with a ban ability

>tfw have the same soul as the key
>have to an hero to initialise destruction of Life
>if i do this after aug 28 the chances of succeeding plummet
>i dont want to lose the friends and relationships i made in my daydream world

>>34157706
I got shitfaced every day for 6 months once.

Wasn't even that expensive.

>>34157706
idk how to get drunk to feel drunk
sometimes i'll drink like a whole four loko in 2 hours and won't feel anything
other times i'll drink a few shots and feel drunk and like i can't feel my face

i'd binge drink if i actually got drunk like the 2nd time i suspect but being just buzzed doesn't feel any different than normal to me
probably doesn't help that i sit in the dark staring at a computer screen all day anyway

>>34157774
>one four logo
>a few shots

Fucking drink a bottle of vodka.

Did you just start learning?

>>34157695
its only intimidating for like a week you little pussy
then you'll be blasting at 80mph on the freeway cutting bastards off left and right listening to "noone sleep in tokyo"

>>34157708
I never formally learned or anything, I tried a couple months ago and I was losing my shit and could barely maneuver in an empty parking lot.

I am 20 years old

>>34157679
risky, could be a scam and they rape you or you get fucked i your ass

yes. anything to get you off this board

>>34157703
yeah i'm kind of worried about this

>>34157707
i don't really post here much

He's not into you, he's not your man, so stop being a petty, jealous little bitch about him sleeping around.

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Being worried is fucking pointless when you can't do anything about your problem, just be cool and ride that shit out. If you die at least you won't look like a bitch.

Just fucking smile at people once in a while and maybe everyone won't think you're unfriendly and unapproachable.
Especially start smiling back at the girls who smile at you first you FUCKING IDIOT YOU'RE GONNA DIE ALONE AT THIS RATE!

don't do it

just stay off

>>34157581
Unless you absolutely need it to keep in touch with colleagues/classmates or family, I don't see why you would have one.

>>34157581
>i use it as fapbook when i get memory of boner

>>34157564
Hey man don't even worry about it. I'm 5.2 to 5.5 inches, and I'm able to please my gf just fine. Believe it or not a lot of it does come down to motion and technique. I'm gonna give you some tips my man.

>if she is on her back, put a pillow under her hips/butt it will elevate her hips and let's your dick reach in farther, and depending on the girl, you'll be hitting a real good spot.
>Jerk off 30 minutes prior, you'll be more relaxed since you already got your nut, and it'll take longer for you to orgasm.
>when going down on a girl, don't stick your tongue out and lick, wrap your lips around where you want to lick, and lick from inside your mouth. A good strategy is to spell out the alphabet using your tongue.if she grabs your head or starts going crazy on a particular letter, keep repeating that letter until she cums.
>when she says she is close, either when you use your mouth or dick, don't speed up, slow down, or change what you're doing. Keep doing EXACTLY what you have been doing, trust me, you're gonna want to speed up, but keeping it at the same speed will be almost torture for the girl making it the organs even better.

Source: lots of trial and error on my gf

>>34157564
To go along with my other post, yes there are size queens and cunts in the real world, but the thing is. The average vagina is only about 5-6 inches deep, meaning if your dick is over 6 odds are you'll be hitting the cervix (which can be pretty painful) or will have to really shove it in if you want your whole dick in there, which will really inhibit you from going hard and rough, which surprise surprise, a lot of girls prefer.

Your average dick isn't a problem anon, it this aspect it is an asset. You'll be able to fully jam in your dick while going rough, and depending on the girl, only barely, or just graze the cervix (my gf loves that) as opposed to ramming it. This won't however help you with size queens though, but to be frank, no non-linear queen girl is going to pull down your pants and laugh at your average dick. Some may even breath a sigh of relief, some dicks are just to big for them, and they may just want your average dick.

To recap
>Jerk off 30 minutes prior to fucking
>put a pillow under her hips
>lick the puss from inside your mouth, meaning wrap your lips around the target (also don't be afraid to moan lightly, the vibrations help)
>spell out the alphabet on that puss
>keep a nice steady tempo, even when she is about to cums
>use your dick to your advantage, get rough with that puss. You won't hurt her and she will love it.
>most girls won't laugh at an average dick.

And one last tip,when fingering I find a good strategy is to almost scratch the front wall of the vagina (not with your nails, but with the motions) get 2 fingers in there and on the front wall you should find/feel a small cluster of tissue. This is your target, that's a God damn great spot to hit. Do the scratching motion on that and you're golden my man. (Pillow under the hips also let's your dick graze that spot, especially if you angle your dick upward)

>>34158505
>non linear
I meant non-size queen

>>34157560

Women's vaginas naturally loosen and relax the more aroused they are.

Try having sex with him when you're not in the mood and he'll nut in 3 seconds flat.

Roastie quit literaly BTFO.

Feel bad,hoe.

>>34157560
Stop spreading it with giant dildos and shit. Vagina is elastic. When I don't fuck my gf for two weeks, she is tight. When I fuck her after two days, she is loose, especially when I use bigger vibrators.

Just play with clitoris whore.

>>34157541
Come on, Anon, you're torturing yourself.

The day I die will be the day pilot-able humanoid mechs and full VR are invented.

>>34158497
why else is there to do? give up hope and die?

escapism is all I have. I will gladly plug myself into whatever shit if it will take me away.

I don't want to die. not really. I'm just not good at living.

Your body processes about one unit of alcohol per hour, so that long plus up to that long again in hangover time; make sure you eat a cooked breakfast to replenish your natural greases and meaty oils.

>>34157399
thanks for the tip anon
hows ur night going?

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How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
And how we found
The same old fears
Wish you were here

No thanks but I'll take that phone background

>>34157345
That's okay but I hope you'll change your mind.

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Bumping with comfy pictures.

>unzips dickie

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>>34157289
wut chu say nikka?

"I didn't want it to end this way . . ."
>teleport behind her and stab in the heart

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I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God bless the U.S.A.

>>34157240
Sorry, don't know that feel.
I'd rather live in Scandinavia.
t. third world

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>>34157240
>tfw live as a white male in america in 2017

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Stoner by John Williams.

it is full of feels for a robot.

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Both Raskolnikov and Svidrigailov have a lot of robot qualities

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Quite robotic in my humble opinion.

I'm 29 y.0 KV

U mad brah

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>>34157124
You should start beating her on the daily. Any parent should have researched demographics to come to the conclusion that bring a surplus male into the world would be straight up evil.

>>34157124
Read Models you pathetic child.