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>singles shit themselves
>dubs die in their sleep
>trips get a hucow qt gf
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>>34158665
Please. Dubs. I need it so much.
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Death take me.
oregano
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>>34158665
dubs origalu
Bow to overlord Krang
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>>34158662
I really need to know what's happening in that photo
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>>34158718
Honestly? No fucking idea mate, some sort of vacuum? Maybe pumped silicone into his balls?
Fuck knows
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>>34158662
Anon what the fuck is this.
Someone please explain.
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How long has it been since you fapped /r9k/ ?
>its been 3 days
>JUST
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>>34158638
about 2 minutes. probably gonna go again in 5 or 10. My sub is waiting for me to get back on the skype call.
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I've been nofapping for four days now, it's getting pretty hard (get it get it).
Of course that's when this old fwb of mine from more than a year ago choses to text me out of the blue and tell me she misses our talks and wants to be platonic friends.
Well I wasn't feeling very platonic and let's just say she stopped texting back...
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>>34158638
>30 mins
>tried nofapping many times but never made it past 2-3 days
>shrugs.jpg
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What do you guys use to fap with?
I use veggie oil usually. Every else is shit. Personal lubricants are garbage.
inb4 rawfags
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>>34158631
Saliva.
My own, normally.
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>>34158631
>not having a foreskin
Ha I say
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>>34158631
Rawfag here, any kind of lubricant feels too cold when exposed to air.
Also I'm cut.
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You know, there's one advantage of being NEET that no one seems to be bring up: You almost never get sick! Without going out in public regularly, the chances of catching something are very low. I cannot even remember the last time I really sick, I remember having an upset stomach which lasted a day (if that) but that was months ago.
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>>34158625
holy shit anon you're on to something
>i used to be sick all the time in highschool
>i don't think i was sick ones in last 3 yearsi got backpain now though
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>>34158625
But then you miss out on herd immunity and get killed by pneumonia at age 45.
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Lack of stress is also a factor in this.
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>almost 30 years old
>kv
>living with parents
>no education
>shit job
>can't even afford nice things
>entire youth wasted
>no friends
>can't enjoy anything
why even live?
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I am 19. This is what keeps me up at night. That this will happen to me. And ill end up having to kill myself. How the fuck do i avoid it
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Options -
Change
Or
Don't
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Everything the same for me, except I don't work. I'm in school though.
My mum made fun of me for being a 30 y/o virgin today.
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Why is reivewbrah so cool?
I wanna be as cool as him...
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>actual real life females posting lovehearts and love emojis on his comments
He is confirmed to fuck the bitches
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Why did you cause him SO MUCH HURT, op?
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>>34158589
What video was it?
was it the one where he called his viewers uncultured?
Hey r9k,
I wanna be a cutle little trap, and I mostly have good potential. But I have pimples on my boybutt. What can I do against that?
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You should show us so we can see how bad it is, of course.
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>>34158371
Be in Australia and get fresh air
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>>34158371
why am i reading pic related with an annoying British accent?
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How do you find a passion in life? I finally have a job but I keep spending my money on junk food, vidya, and useless electronics. What should I spend it on and how should I spend my time to feel fullfilled?
Btw I make shit so nothing expensive.
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Whatever you want dude, whatever you want.
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>>34158342
>Whatever you want dude, whatever you want.
Not help advice but probably the best you're going to get.
Don't feel pressured to spend money just because you have it. The happiest of my close friends is probably also the most frugal, not because he has to be (gets paid bank optimising software for some company) but because he's happy that way. His hobbies are basketball, chess, board games and basic vidya - the expenditure on all those is negligible and he's content with a cheap car, living at home and not going out drinking etc so he's got a fortune just building up in his bank account should he ever find something he wants to spend it on.
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>>34158342
If you've ever had any interest in some creative perhaps explore that a bit more.
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>driving mom's car going tomcdsfor tendies
>normie crashes me out of nowhere
At least he admitted that he was in the wrong and signed the paper but;
Why do normies drive so aggresively?
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Did you get the tendies in the end?
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How did you make this top post anon?
Stop breaking 4chan you fag
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>>34159528
No. I drove back home.
>>34159649
>tfw accidentally glanced at myself in the mirror today
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>tfw wake up to see you lost you're youth
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>"Hehe you're fun to talk to anon. Show me what you look like!"
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>>34158323
I got used to my face when looking directly in to te mirror but when i see myself from a slightly different angle I get very depressed.
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>Dad used to come into room several times a day and encouraged me to get out of neetdom
>lately stopped coming into my room and just sleeps all the time
Feels bad man..
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Sad bruh
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>>34158321
Then stop being a neet you lazy shit
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>>34158321
Your father is at a lost for how else to help you. And it has perhaps led to his own depression (sleeping a lot).
If you are able, try to connect with him and help him understand.
I have experienced this myself when I had depressive episodes.
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who here /stupid/?
my iq is 87. my gpa is 1.7 currently, it used to be 1.3 but I took an easy class and got it up a little.
http://www.brainmetrix.com/iq-scale/
I dont really where to go fellow anons. I dont have looks, money, personality, or smarts. I'm not even sure you guys can understand what I'm typing right now because usually it takes a lot for me to convey the message I have in mind. I used to have a online friend who would help me and basically tell other people what I meant when I said things, but he would make fun of me a lot for being stupid, so I stopped talking to him. People usually get very annoyed when they talk to me, I guess its because they lose patience when talking to me. I don't have any friends in real life or many friends online who I can talk to, and those I do get very annoyed fast and I rather not bother them.
I guess this sounds like a very random thought to add to the post, but I have no clue how to structure stuff so eh..
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gpa and stuf...
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>>34158354
Image didn't get posted first time...
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Theres also this other test I took, it's called the aspie quiz and basically it said I was very likely an aspie. Also it gave me very detailed pdf files on stuff. I thought it was pretty neat..
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
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Literally why do mods allow the tomokofag to incessantly spam those gay Steam hookup/ERP threads on top of the "tfw no bf" ones? I bet he and his posse also spam all those trap shill threads too.
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Yeah it's pretty annoying.
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>>34158270
tfw no bf fag is not cebruz though
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>>34158270
Just report that shit for /b/ shit belonging on /b/
Anonymous
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>a guy's idea of a perfect night is a hang around the PlayStation with his bandmates
>males who are not boys or men but something in between
>frat boys, maladroit geeks or grubby slackers
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748704409004576146321725889448
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>The arrival of Playboy in the 1950s seemed like the ultimate protest against male domestication; think of the refusal implied by the magazine's title alone.
I'm lost. Redpill on this r9k, it seems like women don't want to domesticate men.
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>paste title "Where Have The Good Men Gone?" into google
>click link
gets around paywall
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>>34158456
haven't seen this one before. truly a work of art