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>>34159886
Name him Chips, it's a cute name

Cumblebee

>>34159901
I also like chips

Olga of Kiev?
I wouldnt say honourable, but definitely loyal to her husband and faith

Is... is this a women hate thread?

>>34159858
Why do so many robots hate women? I've never hated them at any point in my life. Yes they have it a little easier then men so what?

Hot. I already live in a cold climate and it's awful.

>>34159841
Cold, I come from a hot climate originally (not born there) and I even went back on occasion for holidays. I much prefer the cold

>>34159841
i want to move out of this hell and somewhere cold and comfy

heat is the worst

ITS A MEME GUISE PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS YOU'LL JUST LOOK LIKE A SCHOOL SHOOTER. YES IM LOOKING AT YOU WHITEBOY

>>34159814
Same happened to me, but I realized I don't pass as well anymore

I did that too, but it only made my cheeks look even bigger and my weak jaw more apparent.

something about her face just doesn't seem right

>>34159736
>tfw no qt autism gf

They always are the first to be taken by Chad, it's not fair bros

>>34159847
It's your brain telling you not to stick your dick in crazy

>>34159732
Its pretty good all things considering.

just being alive at all is a miracle within itself considering what we already know about the universe.

>>34159732
terrible is the new average m8 when you realize that you're officially an adult

>>34159777
Why do you think that ?

Org com

I only make 13k a year on min wage

I think i'll stay here

>>34159743
13k a year is a high salary in my country. That's what college professors get.

>>34160231
Do you live in Lithuania by chance?

>>34159698
It works in the sense that actually interacting with girls gives you an infinitely higher chance of success than not doing anything at all. All their "tricks" or whatever are ridiculously retarded and will just get you laughed at, with the exception of girls who are too drunk to give a shit and would fuck you no matter what you say or do.

>>34159698
basic PUA doesn't work, but TRP does

>>34159698
it works. I have a cousin who was a total introvert until studying this stuff. It helps bridge the gap between just talking with the girl, to actually taking her home.

>>34159678
Sometimes I wish he was my doctor.

Who is this?

Unmuted for a couple of seconds

bring shipposting back

1) make up rules about what it means to be good/bad

2) evaluate your thoughts/actions against these rules

Are most people you know always angry or sad in your presence? If so you are bad

>>34159851
What if most people you know are sad/angry specifically because you choose to spend your vast fortune altruistically/charitably, where it is most needed, rather than providing a life of gratuitious excess for friends/family?

>>34159531
Because we got razors and hd camera

>>34159632
It isn't just that. Women these days try to look like niggers with what they wear and they also put shit tattoo's all over themselves.

>>34159735
Maybe if everyone's doing it they're not trying to look like niggers

>>34159482
You live in a fantasy world dude, none of this is true or real. Stop smoking meth.

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Its placebo.

THIS IS NOW A LOGH THREAD

>>34159482
This is what happens when you preserve your Ki and instead of depleting it. It reinvigorates the rest of your body turning you into the superhuman god you were meant to be.

No that is not autistic why haven't you seen her in 5 years?

>>34159477
>I hate being an island all my life?
You're a landmass surrounded by water?

>>34159502
Over the 8 years we lived together under our fucked up alcoholic mom my sister would do shit to me against my will. She's 7 years older than me so it was too easy to slam me into shit and spin me by my ankles. This is going to sound ridiculous like a shitpost. When I was 17 I was sleeping over at her house. I got on her laptop to browse the web and on the fucking wallpaper of all things there were up close pictures of me sleeping. Was she just too stoned or was I supposed to see that shit? I don't know which is worse. As I crashed on their couch they thought it would be a good idea to aim a camera inches from my face and take over 10 pictures. I have high anxiety (I'm a robot after all) and that shit creeped me the fuck out. When I saw that shit on their PC I felt like a total joke. I left their house immediately after that before they woke up. If what they did is normal please explain to me how. Not long after that they without warning they moved to the promised land of Colorado which is very far away from my state. They didn't move because of me of course, my state is just dogshit. Before she moved she pounded on my door trying to get me to talk to her but I put pillows against my ears and waited hours for her to leave. I was still a teen, I don't think I'd do that shit today. She's still is trying to get ahold of me. I guess that means she must give a damn? She's probably be the only person that cares about my existence at all. I've only recently become aware of how much I need family.

>>34159443
That is the same ass Hank Hill has.

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>>34159443
tfw thicc butt gf

>>34159443
Literally my ass stop posting my ass pls

>>34159386
Holy shit this is scary. Fuck you OP.

>>34159386
What the fuck? How is that even possible

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>>34159386
What the fuck, op.

Must be CERN again messing up with time and dimensions. Only explanation I have.