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Hungover again

Ready to do it all again next week and again and again etc

OY PRICK!

>New oneitis doesnt message me back for over 24 hours
You're dead to me, you bitch.

Because then the offspring become you, i.e autistic.

>>34160594
>Why isn't it considered immoral to have children?

ftfy

>>34160594
Wait people are supposed to have kids before 30? I thought it was around 30

Are you still friends with him? How fucked up is she?

>>34160605
Nah I don't talk to him anymore, far as I know no one does. We live in a small town so everyone heard about it and no one wants to be associated with the pedo.

She is a bit fucked up but its hard to say how much is because of all that stuff, she was pretty fucked up already and in a way it might have helped her a bit because she got some counseling and stuff through the courts. Sexually she is into some pretty crazy stuff, like rape and violence stuff.

>>34160686
What was his sentence for the 12 year old?

Do i have his sexuality also or is it just a body change?

Eat a bunch. Get guys to fuck me. Eat some more. Get more guys to fuck me (in public this time.) maybe eat a little bit more. Masturbate

>>34160545
Jesus she used to be pure what happened to her?

I want to have sexual relationships with Hila.

A vlog is basically an extra way of garnering money. In a way, vlog videos/channels basically complement your main channel by helping you squeeze out that extra cash from your die-hard fans in return of putting little effort.

>>34160450
Yes, I use to watch h3h3 when it wasn't that popular and Ethan has gradually become more and more of a narcissistic cunt.

>>34160402
Start fitting in to social groups.

>>34160434
B-but how? There are some people I get along with on friendly terms but I just can't bring myself to ask if I can bring myself along to an event they're going to with their friends, feels too pathetic and awkward

>>34160480
The only reason why others will see you as pathetic or awkward is if that's what YOU think of yourself. People reflect the way you see yourself. It's visible when someone feels awkward, especially to women. You don't have to be an alpha to attract women, you just have to fake it til you make it.

For instance, the first time I had a girl over, I was terrified. I was sweating and was worried if I wouldn't know what to say. But I decided that I would take it slow and not overthink things, like I usually did. We started dating and I asked her if she knew that I was terrified the first time we met,she said I appeared really confident and had no idea that I was actually insecure about myself. The most important thing is to not overthink. Take a deep breath and enjoy yourself, that's what women want to see.

I guess you aren't in the US. We get black Monday off

>>34161074
You have a whole holiday dedicated to black people?

>>34160396
>tomorrow i will have to wank again
This biology sucks.

Not be a faggot and get my shit anyway. They could have been joking or accidentally thought your shit was theirs or just knew you ordered it. One way or another who gives a shit, buy your dragon dildos and stop being ashamed of enjoying whatever the fuck you're into, you're just cycling yourself

>>34160395
That's actually a federal offense

>>34160555
Not if they x-ray the packages to check if there's drugs or something and a dragon dildo is very recognisable

>>34160203
She's crazy, avoid her like the plague

>>34160310
I'm really falling for her though. She's got a lot going for her.

bump

nobody wanna talk to me about it?

>>34160191
Haha yes I used to do that too when I was younger!

>tfw I know them all too good and I can't find any new ones [/spoilers]

>he doesn't fap to superdeepthroat set to auto self inserting as the girl

>tfw used to jerk off to every Meet'n'Fuck game
>Space Mission, Ocean Cruise, Kingdom of Lave something and Detective RPG are still the best to this day

>>34160185
I'm sorry you don't have to be this mean about it though. Why would you want to rape me?

>>34160216
Oh my fucking god you're actually here?

I knew it. You're all alone. I bet you wouldn't even remember me. But I should have choke fucked you in the middle of the night instead of trying to be nice. In hindsight it was obvious you just like being abused because you're fucked in the head.

Are you still on twitter rt'ing your waifu?

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>>34160185
do NOT bully her or i'll beat u up idiot

Gynecomastia
Balding
Fat
Kyphosis
Overweight
Not full white

People don't even say "It's not that bad bro" when I complain about my looks these days.

>Greasy hair
>Underweight
>Right chest is bigger than left
>below average chin
>pedostache
>minor acne
>fucked up fingers

Hahaha
Thats nothing. Try:
> Epillepsy
> Asthma
> One-eye blind (nobody can tell)
> 3.5 inch dick
> Balding at 19
> Sterile(!)

You're a bunch of pussies. You're even worse than all those guys with fake self-diagnosed mental illnesses.

>>34160034
Hey 25 yo KHV here with 1 friend I see only every couple of months. I don't know if I can still call myself a robot anymore since I started getting therapy, losing weight, going to Uni and got a small spare time job.
I guess I am a cyborg now.

Robots are failures

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>lurk steamfeels every day
>have never added anyone
>think about how nice it would be to have a friend but I'm too anxious for one on one conversations

>>34159979
Cut a chunk of your sister's hair off while she sleeps as revenge.

That's hi-larious!

>>34159979
Wow that's actually really mean of her. Honestly shit like this is why I'm never nice to people.

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It must hurt that these feels are so strange to you, kek

>>34159895
My whole school time was like this untill i got kicked out

>>34159895
Congrats. You passed an entry level math course.