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>>34161048
S-sorry sir, i promise it won't happen again.
O-of course, this delivery will be on the house.

please don't tell mr. shekelstein about me messing up, i really need this job

*materalizes in front of you*
*messes up order*
pppsshhh.. whatre you gonna do about it little neetie

>mfw seeing wagies
http://imgur.com/a/XYzAo

>>34161040
Yes. They also often run American tech companies, or become doctors or surgeons. The ones who do best with women in the U.S. tend to be either born in the U.S. or to have come here at an early age, though. Whereas for women, as usual, as long as they are hot it doesn't matter-- personally I find most foreign accents kind of cute.

>>34161040
The thing to keep in mind regarding South Asians, especially northern Indians and most Pakis, is that genetically they are basically just the brown color scheme option of Caucasian people. There are some fairly minor physical differences, statistically, but for the most part it's just cultural. They aren't like e.g. Arabs or sub-Saharan Africans or Southeast Asians where it's something else entirely. Darker-skinned people do tend to be a bit more horny, though, because the proteins involved in melatonin production are also involved in sex drive. For women this is fine; if anything, dating Indian girls reminds me a bit of dating Latinas, except that they tend to be much smarter and have a more interesting background-- but still high emotional energy and often very affectionate. Tends to make the guys a bit 'thirsty' if they don't learn to control it properly though.

>>34161141
>Yes. They also often run American tech companies, or become doctors or surgeons.
Those are first gen immigrants lol. I know plenty who just just joined the working life in the second/third gen.

And post them then.

>Whereas for women, as usual, as long as they are hot it doesn't matter-- personally I find most foreign accents kind of cute.
Well yeah that's women.

It means that they got the black belt in sucking dick.

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THAT SHE GOTTA BLACK BELT IN SUCKIN DICK MA NIGGAAA

either edgy or feminist tumblrina or slut. or all I guess.

>>34161024
There was a gay kid that people used to pick on all the time they used to harass him call him faggot talk about aids to him and what not. One day some kid called him a faggot and slapped him in the face the gay kid just starts beating the shit out of this said kid. It was hilarious the kid that slapped him and got his ass kicked by a gay kid was one of the schools biggest bullies too.

>Chemistry
>One kid has BO
>Chad keeps making fun of him
>Walking near him then holding his nose
>We start our practical part of the lesson
>Involves acid (can't remember what kind but it was nothing too strong)
>Bully keeps hitting the kid on the back
>Kid turns around and throws acid in the bully's face
Kid got expelled and the bully now has watery bloodshot eyes to this day

>>34161024
One time I put my bully in a headlock for a while. He never messed with me after that. We actually hung out on snow days after that too.

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>>34161018
>that kid who wore a leather jacket every day

>>34161018
Not clapping last on purpose to assert dominance.

>that kid who clapped longer than everyone else

It was me, and I did it on purpose.

Yes. You are free now.

How was it?

>>34161008
we're soarin', flyin'
there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach

>>34161023
Awkward. I'll greentext it if you like but it's not a particularly interesting story

starting with some ceephax while I wait for peeps.

come on, lets critique this hentai together

THE ROOM IS NOW UNLOCKED

How do I get hand, Jerry?

>>34160885
Why are you even in a relationship if you dont love each other. Fucking normies

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>>34160885
No, it's all fine just give her time.
Now
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING NORMIEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE

Define traditional

"traditional" only really means according to those nerds means that they wont challenge their authority or emasculate them in front of/with other men. that's why frail, autistic, asian, etc women are worshipped on this board.

>>34160879
>Why does everyone here want a traditional gf

Because I am looking for a woman to marry and have children with.

If Chad wants to get married and have children, he wants a traditional woman to do that with too.

>>34160783
If you lowered your standards that much you can't go wrong.

>>34160848
Apparently I can. Sucks to be me I guess.

>>34161014
Do you consider yourself really that beta? I am a socially retarded KV ( not the h tho ) but I can still keep a conversation with a girl, even a Stacy tier one.
Hou would you rate yourself? ( body and face)

because we are nothing more than scrawny gorillas

thats a real nice cock ngl

>>34160766
It's an easy visual marker

>>34160747
t. virgin manchiId

>>34160760
Hit too close to home chady boi?
Take good care of my kid.

>>34160747
>'Hey Anon, we decided to name our baby after his D..Dad if its a boy, 'Chad'

ask him I would assume. be hot.

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Where are you from OP?

Time zone differences can be hard with long-distance relationships.

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>>34160725
>asks how to get an American boyfriend
>doesn't respond to American posters

you're doing it wrong...

Which bit is the asshole, sister.

God my sister has ugly hands

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>>34160719
> okay, here we go...
> hehe ohh feels warm
> hey stop squeezing
> I think that's in!
> Hey what are you doing I can't get my finger out
> It's pulling me in what the hell
> Sis? are you moaning? sis??
> My whole arm, it's sucking me in stop please!!
> I won't be able to breathe in the..mpggffff
...
> Finally nothing is left of you
> Sis pulls up panties and snaps elastic with a little giggle
> Still has perfect figure
> Her BF arrives and they fuck while you dissolve in her butt

>>34160710
>They make tons of money

TOP FUCKING KEK OP

>>34160993
Just 100k subs makes more than the average salary

so what do you propose? are you gonna do something about it?