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>>39606814
Get the fuck out, William.

>>39607062
Not him.

original bet

Btw I was frigten and smeone helped me.

I'll have a better weekend. ^_^

>>39606814
this is literally a reddit post, im almost 100% positive.

>>39606796
Stop this boypucci shit. It is getting the point of where I don't want to be gay anymore. Faggots like you disgust me on so many levels. If I wanted pussy I would go for women.

Anon, why are your "eggs" brown...?

>>39606808
>>39606796 (OP)
>Stop this boypucci shit. It is getting the point of where I don't want to be gay anymore. Faggots like you disgust me on so many levels. If I wanted pussy I would go for women.
Dumb sissy gay boi.

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>>39606781
dumb normie stop posting

>>39606805
You'll never feel what it's like when I'm balls deep inside my girlfriend, pounding away at her tight pussy. Think about it. You'll never feel what it's like for me to go and chat, laugh with friends...

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>>39606781
>tf no gf but good career and not a sperg.

>>39606759
>i am not autistic, not shy, not ugly

Sorry to break it to you anon...

That's called being professional and not some dudebro.
Neutral-polite is the perfect stance, not everyone wants to hear some joke while he's waiting for his change.
If anything act like that as a response to them being in a fun mood.

>>39606824
i tested myself for autism, i am not on the spectrum
i might be shy... idk
i can post a pic of myself here if you want, i dont care for ban

>>39606756
Are you seeking mature masculinity?

Are you looking for some sort of loving father figure to have lew sex with but most importantly someone who can discipline you and help you become a man?

>>39606834
Just someone I can suck while wearing lingerie

>>39606756
>I crossdress on omegle for guys. AMA
Dumb sissy anime boi.

yes i agree with you over there

>>39606737
I wonder this as well sometimes

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>when the shit hits your prostate with every step you take
>the count down to the toilet
>using the man walk to close your sphincter tight
>piledriving your fecal matter from the upright to sitting position

>untamed
I mean untanned

Tan your feet by not hiding them so you don't have to hide them.

>>39606731
>not wanting pale perfect boyfeet

um?

>>39606714
His face is too long for that haircut and it makes him look piggish. I can't believe metal head girls like that.
>pic on right
All it is is
>muh brown skinned golden God
It's a race mix meme. Don't let it go over your head too much

>>39606757
You do know the prettier guy is also european, right?

>>39606714
>totally fine
I think you mean he looks like a normal dude, which is not a good thing

>>39606709
>starting to feel like a teenager
For robots, probably happens a lot. We've missed out on a lot of experience that's considered normal/unavoidable for teenagers, so it's like catching up.
>starting to look like a teenager
I don't know what to say, anon.

Are you a girl? That is the only way I can wrap my head around looking like a teenager at 23

>>39607317
not them but i'm 24 and look like a teenager still

>>39606704
oh well, if it doesn't work out you can just kill yourself.

>>39606704
Should've went MD instead

>>39606775
Too long, too hard, I hated all the pre-meds I was with and I really didn't want to be around those people for the rest of my life.
My mom actually cried when I told her I wasn't gonna be doing pre-med anymore.
I literally hard to talk her down to pharm.
No, I'm not even asian. Wish I was, I could have majored in math or physics or something.

It didn't go well for me. I just sat there and said nothing.

>>39606660
omg that pic lol

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>>39606681
Were you in a group thing or just one on one with a therapist? I think I'd be able to talk to a therapist one on one but not in a group.

does the multi-universe really exist? cause that is scary as hell. and i think i will lose my sense of identity then. i am not unique if there are infinite copies of myself. what makes me Me? there is someone who has the opposite personality of myself but its still ME. in another universe i did a school shooting. in another universe i am really successful and have never visited r9k. but in all universes i have the same neuropsychological disorder..right? what me and all my copies have in common is the biology..right?? is that what really defines me? The molecules? or is it the choices? the identity is in the brain? but if so, then all copies of me isnt really Me...but they really are me? are we all just dust? nothing really matters? everything is meaningless?

>>39606952
The multiverse exists and there is a best version of you. This world is close to a limbo or hell where dissatisfaction is guaranteed regardless of monetary or romantic wealth. There are also different dimensions that operate using entirely different senses from the five that we have.

I honestly think this world isn't worth the 24 hours in its day, and I think women are a design flaw.

>>39606636
>Should I keep records of my life for historians to study in the future?

>What defines success?

>is love a meme?

>>39606601
God damn this fucking board is so fucking depressing

>>39606601
>i'm kinda quite
what did this faggot mean by this?

>>39606665
Like I wasn't having no conversation or anything at the moment.
And then I suddenly made my awesome move and protected the girl.
Like a silent guardian. A dark Knight

>>39606565
pls breed me op

>>39606565
Not all of us are into anime and videogames.

>>39606565
well i love you too op <3

>>39606508
I'm high on life in an original way

Just coming off 5 tabs of some pretty fire L.

I'm high on lsd. It just wont stop. I took it five or six hours ago