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>>34169651
picie, forczan, walenie gruchy i gierki

>>34169672
>gierki
Polec mi cos ciekawego bracie
Jedyna ktora ostatnimi czasy przyciaga moja uwage to Guilty Gear

>>34169739
tak naprawde to nic konkretnego nie znam
gram zwykle by zajac czas i nie siedziec tutaj
ostatnio troche bf1 i diablo 2/3 gralem
mam tez spory backlog na steamie ktorego by sie chcial kiedys pozbyc

>>34169432

UGH. poor kid

>this happens after I grow up

fuck this world

Women can't rape men. I know it's a meme but I'm serious. The boys probably liked it so it shouldn't be called "rape"

That's a really strange question, man.

>>34169373
Throw yourself from a really tall place headfirst into the street.

Some normie will have to clean your fucking and some other normies will have a really bad day.

Dont forget to scream BOMBOCLAA

>safe
>dying

.-. ru stupid

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>only worked for a week at my new job
>already started having dreams about going on dates with the girls that work there

You are fucking small time.

I'm on year 3 of working at a hotel.

>Have to clean toilets filled with shit.
>People have loud as fuck sex and don't care.
>Every time I hear someone having sex it usually results in housekeeping being called to change their sheets(fucking squirters making amateur films)
>People complain about their air conditioners 8 times out of 10 all they had to do was switch the heat to cold. The damn things only have 4 buttons yet people still can't figure it out.
>I handle most of the trash, condoms and dirty diapers and yes adult diapers but the bag full.
>I have to listen to complaints that I can't fix like when the building is having water problems and we only get hot or cold water.
>People keep requesting food to be brought up to them then complain about how expensive the food service is.
>People don't wipe their feet when coming out of the pool area so it's a fucking slip hazard every time someone comes out.

And that's the easy mode. The Hard mode is in the summer when everything I've listed gets amped up by x10

And that's just the guests.

I haven't even gotten to talking about some of my co-workers.

How I've not come to just jumping off the roof of the damn place and falling to my death is beyond me.

The only redeeming thing I get from this place is occasional left behind panties.

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>>34169576
>>34169576
>I haven't even gotten to talking about some of my co-workers.

o boi, let's hear it man.
#nomomoe

>>34169576
I work a white collar IT job I really enjoy and make almost six figures in the public sector

You should really consider a career change.

>>34169059
>become
you have to be homo to start

>>34169059
Holy shit the image on the right is almost exactly me and I have been considering transitioning for a long time.

>>34169059
Nope. You can fap to traps and still be fundamentally straight.

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What if I'm a fembot who likes it when other girls sit on my face?
What it I really like the smell of other girls' butts?

Its the number one fetish in Brazil

They are OBSESSED with anuses over there. Its amazing

>>34169966
then you are a lesbo anon

>>34168977

>black robots believing the racism hype so much that it becomes their reality and deduces everything going wrong to racism.

racism only matters when it comes to dating, and many women are dating out of their race nowadays.

>>34168977
You can't just cherry pick examples.

You listen to the Ink Spots anon?

what am i supposed to do with this graph?

>>34168986
you should know that or you're baiting either way im mad

>>34169007
I might just be fucking retarded.

>>34168962
Is that a chunk of fucking wood??

Fuck sake at least grab a rock.

>>34169022
A type of brick. It's a fucking brick.

>>34169022
That's a red brick.

It's terrifying and exhausting.

>>34168922
Fpbp

I cant even fucking stand up sometimes

>>34168922
Are you ever fully aware when you are having hallucinations?

Had to drop out of CC myself
Became a wageslave making around minimum wage for about 5 years
Finally found a job worth half a damn this year
It's not so bad, working your way out of that hole

Falling in love

for me it's probably
>take on school that's very far away (about 10 hour drive from home town)
>know no one over there
>get fired from there
>got nothing for all the time and money I invested into this
>all alone with nothing in my hands and no income in stranger city
fml

>>34168353
Your spelling is pretty good considering you didn't go to school. Maybe you could do something with words

Not gonna lie that's a pretty shit hand to be dealt, however , there's people who have been dealt worse and gone on to be perfectly normal and enjoy life. Life has a lot of great things to offer, and your still young. You should try to be positive and work towards positive goals

>>34168353
why should others suffer for your shit life

Reality is just the escape from the crevices of the mind after all

The false assumption that people need to have X amount of stuff happening in their lives, and so getting rid of harmful things will fill their lives with opportunity to turn things around. As well as a huge misunderstanding of cause and effect.

I tried giving up videogames and drugs, it just meant my day was even sadder and emptier.

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>>34167946

1 For we know that if our earthly house of this tabernacle were dissolved, we have a building of God, an house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens. 2 For in this we groan, earnestly desiring to be clothed upon with our house which is from heaven: 3 If so be that being clothed we shall not be found naked. 4 For we that are in this tabernacle do groan, being burdened: not for that we would be unclothed, but clothed upon, that mortality might be swallowed up of life.

>>34167937
yeah I hate /pol/ they're racist and I'm a cuck baby

>>34167937
I wont lie I fucking hate pol a lot

I'd rather not get stabbed or boot stomped by nazis

>>34167531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfU8TUZRtZg

https://youtu.be/6gWXe6Am73E

>>34167531
a series of unfortunate events
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