>tfw I'm literally private Pyle
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I certainly am private Pyle
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The movie started suckingafter he killed himself
I don't know why I should bother spoiling it as the move is like 20 years old at this point
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>>34171976
>tfw to intelligent too be private pyle
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>Mom found the Rustle folder
No fucks are given.
I bet she thinks I'm a pedo. Stupid whore.
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What's rustle?
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>>34172247
Guy who draws lolicon manga.
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>>34172247
A master artist.
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She comes up and says she's going to rape you
What do you do?
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>>34171959
Please go ahead, it's my fetish
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>>34171959
Accept it. It's probably the only way I'm going to get laid.Implying a woman can rape a man
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Run into a women's bathroom.
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What's the gayest thing you did?
I once sent a dick pic to a guy with my cum on it for a game on steam.
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>>34171940
Was the picture preloaded or did you make it for them
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Going to a gay sauna to lose my virginity there by pounding an ass. Instead sucked a dick, got sucked, tried to fuck him but I wasn't hard enough and his hole was too tight. He came, I didn't. Gave him a false phone number to avoid later contact.
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>>34170363
1 thread nly
Why is rose so popular all her videos are old except for tge two new ones. I bet shes freaked out that she has messageboatds dedicated to her
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Her tattoo is so hot.
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>>34171786
I'm going to say something about Rose without mentioning her gender.
I think Rose is really handsome
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>>34171886
fucking kekkd
Help
My family keeps encouraging me to come out into the living room and use the Fire TV stick we got at Christmas
But all I wanna do on it is watch anime
I've gotten to the point where I browse for shows I want to watch, add them to a watch list and then go in my bedroom and watch them there instead
Should I just get on with it?
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>>34171780
do not reveal your true power level
I repeat DO NOT reveal your true power level
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>>34172064
weebs could found a global movement if they revealed their power levels simultaneously
ain't nobody else got passion like they'res
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Watch bojack horseman with your family
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/r9k/, would you consider dating a single mom? Pic related is messaging me on a dating site. DESU as long she wants to have more kids with me, whats so bad about raising someone else's kid? I think single moms are more desperate for a real relationship, so you might even be able to snag one who would normally be out of your league in terms of looks, just because she has a kid and needs some beta bux.
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>>34171737
I would have sex with one
Not date or marry though tbqh I'm to intelligent for that
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>>34171737
>whats so bad about raising someone else's kid
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If she couldn't maintain a relationship with the first guy, what makes you think you're any different?
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/r9k/ appreciation thread
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Since I started using this board my relationship life has changed a lot. now I know what girls like and what they don't. I learned the famous /r9k/ catch phrase, "Don't be an orbiter" and ever since if a girl rejects me, I move the fuck on and cut her off my life.
Another thing that /r9k/ taught me was that I need take advantage of being 6'4 because women love that and now I know it's true because I've experienced it myself, and that answers my long time question that why even though I am an average looking guy, girls always try to start a coversation with me, and now that has boosted my confidence to the moon, now it's so easy for me to flirt with girls.
Thank you /r9k/
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I may be only 5'10, but I can relate. I have enough pride in who I am and what I do to accept rejection from a female. I like to think it's her loss. When I'm rich and have several college degrees people will regret tossing me aside.
At least, that's what I tell myself.
Also my mom thinks I'm quite handsome.
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i still constantly feel lonely, but i feel like i'm not alone.
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>>34171813
>When I'm rich and have several college degrees people will regret tossing me aside.
sorry to ruin it for you, but women don't change as they get older. they all want chad, not matter the age. take it from a guy who's 5'10" with several degrees
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Don't pretend you don't have any.
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>>34171715
Slow and painful death, losing a essential part of my body
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Snow, specifically driving in it
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>>34171715
Spiders and having a kid.
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Retail cuck thread
>It's a "middle aged coworker either judging, or making fun of, my every move" rerun
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>white lady asks to see the manager
>tries to submit authority over me
o....ok ma'am
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>It's a "middle aged coworker either judging, or making fun of, my every move" rerun
If a middle aged person is working in retail, clearly their judgment is shit by default and not worth being stressed out over.
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>>34171666
I actually have a blast at my job. Krispy kreme is legit perfect. I get 12.50 an hour now just handing people fucking donuts. Literally thats all I do aside from making coffees. I get good money for being a damn grab and pass guy and I get all the donuts I want.
Hell this job gets me through college too. I am not complaining
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>Your ass fetish evolved into a BRAAAP fetish
How do i save myself? I want to be normal again.
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>>34171634
smell your shit and imgine eating shit
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you can't
It's inevitable
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Brapblox
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How do I find a girl lonely, broken, and autistic enough to settle for me?
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>>34171627
Hm, probably the same type of place you find lonely, broken and autistic men. Try anime related social gatherings(conventions, groups, clubs etc.), maybe literature and vidya stuff too.
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>>34171627
on da 4chans brev
but careful with the normans that try to pass off as one of you
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>>34171627
You don't. Broken people only drag you down.
>1/2 - Brian Eno
>Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat - Bob Dylan
>Saving Grace - Todd Rundgren
>Half As Much - Hank Williams
>Luke Jam - Chance The Rapper
>If I Told You - Husker Du
>Try A Little Tenderness - Otis Redding
>Spaceship - Kanye West
>Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me - Elton John
>Wild World - Cat Stevens
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>>34171510
>Lucy in the sky (the Beatles original one)
>Three days grace's "No more" and "Life starts now"
>The prodigy - breath
>Blondie - call me
>Bring me the horizon - sleepwalking
>Holier than you - Metallica
>2 tracks with a name I don't remember from the matrix soundtrack
>Tears for fears - Mad world
roast my shittaste
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>>34171510
Ok taste taste desu
>>34171705
mediocre taste
>Adamn Kila & Killavesi - Ballin like Messi
>esc/vektroid - after hours
>Yung Lean - Eye Contact
>Blank Banshee - Megaflora
>Chief Keef - Faneto
>Yung Sherman - Hunnid Million dollars
>Blank Banshee - Visualization
>Sufjan Stevens - Say Yes! to Michigan
>James Ferraro - Earth Minutes
>Uli K - cocoro
I'm a phone poster btw
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>>34171510
good shit
>>34171705
weird but ok
>>34171909
you are a living meme
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Why the FUCK do Black girls like White guys so much?
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>>34171493
>smarter than black guys
>richer than black guys
>look better than black guys
>not criminals or rapists
>no AIDS
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>>34171493
All blacks get laid, thus black people cannot be robots.
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>>34171493
Holy shit that is one strong woman.
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Help me get some digits for Kek. I have to make an important phone call tomorrow that might unjust my situation. I need some meme magic and Kek praise. I have some Pepes also to give back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtdupS0gRt0
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Bump. Praise kek.
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>>34171480
if dubs you fuck up tomorrow and stay miserable forever
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>>34171480
dubs or better and you live a happy, perfect life. So I say so Kek motes it be.
Praise Kek!