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is Shrek /our guy/ /r9k/? Pre Shrek 1 of course

>loner, ostracized from society because of his appearance
>enjoys the simple things in life, even if no one else does
>is hated because of preconceived notions about Ogres, just like Robots are
>lives far from town in seclusion
>wants to push everyone away so no one can hurt him
>doesn't hate people, just the thought of being hurt and damaged even more than he is already

is Shrek based off of Robotism?
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Go to /lit/ and ask them about archetypes.

This /our guy/ meme is fucking shit.
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>>34172621
I'm well aware of archetypes fucker, I'm just saying Shrek is a lot like the average robot.
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>>34172610
He was before he became a filthy fucking normie with a wife and friends

If you wake up one morning and realize that you are imprisoned by your own primal and that they are morally wrong, what would you do?
I think hunger is what drives us to eat animal flesh, reproduction is what drives us to have sex, if we're tired we need to sleep.
The need of those is what makes it acceptable, but in case of food we can switch and be vegan.
That's why it is possible to choose that eating meat is disgusting.
Now look at the goals of human society and you will see that the endgame will probably be a society where everyone will be immortal and can have sex all day.
Even sex robots are no alternative since humans always seek to reproduce and their psyche will tell them that sex with robots is wrong.
Everything you do is heavily influenced by your instincts and it's all to obey your DNA.
Even suicide is just a eay to clean up people that waste ressources.
How can we free ourselves from being scum?
Society is a sick construct I don't want to live in.
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Even right now I feel how my health worsened after I made this realization. It's as if every mistake in this system results in punishment in form of a mental sickness that leads into suicide. I may sound paranoid, but you can't prove me wrong. If you had to kill your parents to luve you would accept it like every other animal, too. You wouldn't feel the love between you and them and would have no regrets. Emotions are just very complex constructs of the urge to survive. In the end you can only kys, obey the system or break out. The only thing that makes me wonder is how to break our. You would have to stop your urge for sex and the likes, but that's somehow impossible without penalties.
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You're rambling a bit there man. Its difficult to keep up with what your point is. I can guess that you probably need some sleep man. I kinda get what you're saying but it's difficult to really see your point. I'd say this: be the change you want, and also, go get some sleep.

The world is pretty shitty man. We can only try to help it be less shitty in how we live and treat others. Thats all we can do, but that has potential to make for powerful change.

But yeah man get some sleep.
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>>34172776
I don't know I somehow feel stressed due to realizing how less control we have about ourselves. Even thinking may just be a result of eating, sex, breathing and sleep. I feel like there's no point in feeding this world's system anymore and as a result I became nihilistic depressed. Antidepressants don't help me obviously, because it's a result of my personality.

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>its an anon gets drunk alone and feels alone so alone episode

wake me up ?
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literally me a few hours ago. on the water now.
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>>34172414
can't wake up, buddy

>>34172441
same, about to cry myself to sleep
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>>34172414
It's an anon gets drunk at his own party and starts pointless fights and loses the only person that might have cared about him episode

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>oregano
>orginal comment

reminder to report the normies avoiding the robot filter, they get banned for sure for 24h
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hola atcha boy
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>>34172347
Snitches get stitches, don't forget that boi
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>>34172347
You're pretty new aren't you.

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I've noticed a lot of biological females are wearing this lately.

How are we supposed to interpret this?
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oh my god get a life
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>>34172301
>obligatory black belt in noodle knitting comment
top kek ele mao
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>>34172301
I have noticed they are usually slutty so assume they are whores if wearing one

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Ok what the fuck am I supposed to do? Someone or something is watching my neighbors garden/house
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>>34172230
the second it goes in or starts heading towards you call the cops and grab a weapon
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>>34172230
I dont see anything bro
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>>34172230
Where? Is it behind the tall bush?

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>tfw nigger broke into my car
>tfw took: a bunch of napkins from dominoes, bunch of burned cds, 3 phone chargers (only 2 work), some old pens, 2 5qt motor oil containers (retard tried to jump a fence and dropped them), 2 cheap walmart wiper blades that I've been meaning to use since the ones I have are broken
>dumbass forgot to check the backseat where I have a tool set to fix my car (worth $50)
>total gain to him: ~$15 to $20
>have to pay $200 to get a new window

Literally wtf is wrong with niggers? Someone help me understand what goes through their chimp brains
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>>34172215
15-20 can you get you some liquor or cigs senpai
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Peanuts and bananas
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>>34172215
>not leaving your car unlocked and just not leaving anything valuable in it

I NEVER, EVER lock my doors. It's been gone through once and I lost $3 in quarters and had to stuff some papers back into the glovebox.

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i'm olive skinned would any fembot be my GF
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>>34172188
Is that a real nipple
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>>34172188
I-is that Ana sama?
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>>34172226
>>34172204
yes
yes
orign gi gi

I know a few of you have actually had sex before. Post the story of you losing your virginity. Teen stories are welcome since you guys are awkward enough as adults and I can only what you were like as kids.
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>>34172187
didnt read your post but I busted such a fat nut to this picture holy shit
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>>34172187
I was 27 when I lost my virginity.

Yeah.

Started hanging out with a girl. After a few dates, finally went to her place and went to bed. I didn't want to admit I was a 27 year old virgin, so I tried my best to not to come off as one. I told her I wanted to take it slow, which she's ok with...for a while. Eventually, she just took off my pants and hopped on. She had her way with me for a while and I actually lasted quite a long time considering. All in all, good experience, mostly because I didn't really do anything. She did all the work.

Good times.
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We were both 17, it was in a Travelodge off the M90. We did faggot shit. It was okay I guess.

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>tfw no gf
It hurts so much. The loneliness is just too much for me, I have been depressed for months. There was a girl I loved, but she rejected me, she doesn't like me at all. I have been constantly thinking of her and the only way to move on is to fall in love with another girl.

I'm really tired right now, but before I go to sleep, I will make a last approach for today.

Will any fembot please be my gf? I'm still a teenager and not fat. Please let me love you.
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Going to sleep very soon, seems like I will stay alone

I just want to love someone with all my heart and get just a little love back in return
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Thirst is not attractive op. Stop this shit.
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>>34172626
People tell me to just bee myself, this is how I am.

Anyways it seems like no fembot is interested, I'm going to sleep. But just in case, I'm leaving my Discord here. Maybe there will be someone.

Silph#7802

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>Finding out your high school love is married to non-European sandnigger wagecuck.
Wat do?
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Bitch about it on /r9k/ instead of not just caring what some bitch you had a crush on way back when is doing
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>>34172135
>wagecuck.
Well why would she want to marry some guy who bitches about people who work on /r9k/?
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>High school love

You mean a girl who only pretended to be nice to you because she was too nice to shit on you so you fell in love with her?

What would you think of in that situation, fembots?
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>>34172103
>I wish I had a cock like that
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assuming no witnesses, everyone on earth would at least grasp the warm horsecock
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>>34172209
I absolutely wouldn't. I'd do it for 5 bucks though, maybe kiss it for 20 if it looks clean.

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i just found a girl that will talk to me. and all she talks about is how she keeps trying to get her ex boyfriend back and he doesn't want her. what do i do ?
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>>34172052
Date her ex boyfriend
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>>34172052
bail, you fucking moron
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Don't talk to her if she keeps talking about it, or just reply with basic things like "k" that should signal her that you don't want to talk about those subjects, or just tell her you don't want to hear about it. Do NOT give her advice, will be your ultimate failure, and don't go after her because it seems like she's using you. <3 Cheers anon.

>/pol/ goes to school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdnpB46ePOI
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White people need a reality check.We run shit now
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>>34172043
>its another niggers acting like animals episode
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>>34172043

>can call a white person whatever you want without consequence; at most they tell you to fuck off
>have to worry about getting murdered if you tell a nigger that they're a fucking nigger

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NEETS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSXLjvW86s8
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Damn. I was already suicidal but this video makes me feel worse somehow.
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His arguments against NEETdom mostly boil down to giving a fuck about contributing to society, but society is pretty evil so I don't feel bad about leeching from demons.
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>>34172081
Nice edge mr senpai-a-lam

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