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>>34172988
Could someone explain this meme? I know who the Bogdanovs are, but I don't get what they're associated to and why

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i just skimmed through their biography

>twins
>hold doctorates
>theorized controversial viewpoints on what happened during the big bang
>apparently plagiarized
>told their plastic surgeons to just fuck them up
>now science talk show hosts

their whole life is a meme lmao

>>34173358
And yet, they're more successful and more famous then most of this board.
Really makes you think.

>>34172927
I always thought it would he cool to have a twin in general. You have a built-in lifelong friend. A sister would be better for lewding though.

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>>34172927
I have a little sister and I deeply fantasize about fucking her. Unfortunately I'm currently studying at uni in my capital, so I'm far away from her. Just thinking about Chad ramming her everything makes me sad.

>>34173069

Ha. I only have older brothers so I never understood that feeling but now I have young nieces.
Thinking about boys annoying them is just cringey, my inner self is going into spergrage at this very thought.

The human brain is a wonder.

>>34172872
real answer is no.
the answer you will get is betas are going to rp as females and say yes.

>>34172948
femanon here
yes i would :3

>>34172872
>tfw you'll never be a shota with a hot and lusty aunt that's eager to empty your balls on a weekly basis

>>34172869
I always thought Shkreli was quite handsome actually.

>>34172961

OK maybe. But I'm talking about how physically weak his genes.

He might be handsome in a metro-sexual sort of way.

>below avarage width shoulders
>wide hip bone
>stick arms
>puffy, babylike face, shit jaw
>5 inch dick

My only redeeming quality is my height, 6'7.
But since im so child looking and narrow it doesnt mean shit. I guess i feel kinda nice when fully clothed and hood over head.

Fucking women will want to suck and fuck until they're 40 and will then settle down with a loyal BF once they reach 40 and are past their prime, leeching off of his money.

Stupid two faced niggers of gender.

>>34172840

They want to suck and fuck until they're 40 and then settle down with a beta provider who doesn't know he's raising Chad's fuck trophies.

I actually want to be bullied and molested by Stacey

>>34172824
How did you have a baby, Mrs. Jenner?

>>34172841
They look nothing alike m8

Shit joke

>>34172841
>Anon don't be so silly, I'm your mother!

>>34172815
No, probably not.

Honestly, boob size is kind of irrelevent to me. It's the nipple that's the fun part.

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>>34172846
What do you mean? Like giant areolas?

>>34172882
Giant areolas are my fetish, especially if they're really dark.

But I was thinking more the nipple proper. I love girls with big, pointy nipples. So fun to suck on. Inverted nipples are fun too. Gotta tease them to get them to poke out. Super cute.

I`d keep this nigga as a pet. But no. It`s kind of like asking if I`d fuck a housecat,no.

>>34172888
>It`s kind of like asking if I`d fuck a housecat,no.
ok you are retarded

>>34172793
good thread
and very original

>>34172779
In nowhere because that never happened?

>>34173019
This

This shit is: normie the personality test

The bad thing is that this is, by far, the most used personality test in any wokplace... so robots are kind of fucked in that regard

>robots
>Searching for jobs

Top kek

>>34172779
Link to this particular ORIGINAL test please?

>>34172767
...any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:

(a) Killing members of the group;
(b) Causing serious bodily harm, or harm to mental health, to members of the group;
(c) Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;
(e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.

it isn't
what happened to armenians and jews is genocide
and what should happen to muslims, jews and blacks too, heehe

>>34172767
Fucking BLACKED!

So just wait for her to break up with you then. Same result, none of the guilt, and you literally didn't have to do anything shady or otherwise.

>>34172786
She already hinted about it, I'll just TRY to stop giving a fuck to her, but its hard since I literally dream about her almost every night.
Fuck, this is what I deserve for getting my first gf and woman contact at 21yrs old

>>34172839
I am you in the future
4 months after breakup, pure agony. Try to salvage it and have a talk with her. Be affectionate
You don't want this hell, trust me.

>>34172713
Yep. Now rock ma cock, slut.

>>34172713
No, I've had Arby's before.

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>>34172733
>Yep. Now rock ma cock, sIut.

>>34172691
i prefer bubblr baths
i can stay in bathtub for over an hour
comfy af

>>34172691
staying inside toilets can be very comfy, anon. I agree.

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>>34172691

>I often take shower for almost Anyone else feel comfortable staying inside a toilet

smoking 1-3 a day doesnt do shit yo

>>34172780
Every single cigarette can be the one causing cancer.

>>34172780
But what's the point? It doesn't even get you high

>>34172656
yeah you have to take a test, you can't know it from a roll thread
You can google what it's based on
and yeah it probably takes an above average iq to get a degree but you hardly need to be a genius

>>34172656
the IQ test is based on the assumption that one of the key aspects of intelligence is pattern recognition

that's what most IQ tests are about, so just a heads up

>>34172656
IQ tests are a fucking meme
No experts actually believe it